BBV Anonymous Confessions

[Jehaim]

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btw www.grouphug.us is more or less the same principle ?

anyway, very good read [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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i want to be a break dancer but dont have the physical strength.i want to die.

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Lol.


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[cowpig]

expert bumpz

[pnazari]

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just spent a half day at work reading all this.


btw www.grouphug.us is more or less the same principle ?

anyway, very good read [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

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i pretend to take my birth control every day in front of my boyfriend.. i hide it under my tongue and take it out when hes not looking. im so blessed to be pregnant - he doesnt know yet.


so sick...

[2p2er]

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hahaha. Now that is how to make a fake one well.

I think the star wars one has about the same probabilty of being fake as this one, big in other words. But this is so hot.

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Looks like the lover has just revealed himself

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i just read this thread all the way through.
OMG - bring this thread back to life!

[hexag1]

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Dear Swinger's Life Monthly Magazine...

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I guess this doesn't /really/ have to be anonymous since I didn't do anything bad, but I thought BBV would find it humorous

I grew up in typical whitebread middle-class suburbia. When I was about 13 or so I had a job lined up babysitting at a neighbor's house. Somehow I told a friend of mine that I was babysitting there and he told me to look in the closet in their guest bedroom because they had porn. I didn't believe it, but after I put the kid to bed I went in there and sure enough the entire closet was just packed full of swinger magazines, porn, dildos, lube, etc. Nothing terribly hardcore in the great scheme of things (though closet swingers in suburbia has some humor value I suppose) but I was 13, this was like heaven.

So I literally pull out like 40 porn magazines and am sitting in the middle of them all wanking it when suddenly I hear the garage door go up. Parents are home like 2 hours early. I totally flip out and just start shoving stuff under the bed, back in the closet. Meanwhile kid wakes up because of the garage door and starts SCREAMING. Before I can even get my belt buckled or all the porn put away the kid's dad is standing at the door of the guest bedroom. Kid screaming. My pants half on. Closet open with all their porn magazines literally thrown in in a pile (I think I thought somehow I was going to go back and clean them up before they found out.) Dead [censored] silence - we just stare at each other. I freak out and tell him i have to go to the bathroom and run in there and shut the door and start crying because I think that they probably think I was basically wacking off and ignoring their screaming kid and they were going to tell my parents I was looking at porn. I sit in there for about 20 minutes before the dad finally knocks on the door and asks me if I'm all right and tells me he'll take me home.

They never mention a word about it. They never call me back to babysit again. 6 months later they move away.

In retrospect, it was certainly more horrifying for them to wonder if their babysitter had told his parents that they were degenerate swingers and wonder if all the neighbors knew (I didn't obviously) but when you're 13 and beating it to porn and an adult catches you it pretty much feels like the end of the world.

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ROFLMFAO

[hexag1]

good job adanthar
this is the best thread ever on BBV.
better than the something awful version, 'coz its us.

[futuredoc85]

<3 this thread

[meleader2]

grimstarr?

[Jazzy3113]

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i just read this thread all the way through.
OMG - bring this thread back to life!

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I have alot of stories, but it is mostly mean things I did in HS to other people for really no apparent reason and the ridiculously massive amounts of cheating I did. No cool girl stories, so would that be interesting to read? I want to entertain the people who made me life all day at work today (i did feel kinda bad for the kid who killed the pregnant lady, if i was her husband u mite be dead right now)

ps. that grouphug site is fun to read as well