BBV Anonymous Confessions

[delaware99]

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[kyro]

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I found out about a BBVer (it's the son of a higher up) and have tracked his posts for awhile now. Almost every post he writes is a blatant lie, and the rest are gross exaggerations. He's 5 years younger than he claims to be, obese, lonely, not well-liked and definitely not the 'balla' he claims to be. About the only thing he doesn't lie about is the stakes he plays.

I've chosen not to out him to this point because, well, he's got some emotional and psychological issues that he's dealing with, he's young, and I don't want to be the reason for his suicide.

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Redman?

[NicksDad1970]

I used to drink a lot.... I mean a LOT.

In 1994 I lived in Phoenix Az and was in the USAF. I had a nearly brand new CBR600F2. But I had let a friend borrow it and borrowed a brand new CBR600F3 from my roomy.

Anyway so I headed to an awesome bar that's probably still open called Pollock Joe's (near Olive and 43rd I think).

I had a gf that lived in some apts right behind the bar. So I figured I could just ride the bike to her place after I got drunk.

So I had my 15+ beers and started to just nurse one. Then my GF and one of her friends who was real hot came in. We started doing shots of Goldschlauger. After about my 3rd or 4th one hotty asks me if that was my helmet and if so would I take her for a ride.

Well heck yes I'll take you for a ride.

So we go around this corner, I straighten out and hit the gas a lil too hard. She must not have been holding on too good because she flew off the back! I was so drunk it didn't occur to me to turn around and go pick her up so I just kept on going.

So I get back to my GF apts and forgot the gate code. I called and called but she was passed out. I jump the wrought iron fence and rip the heck out of my brand new Gerbaud jeans (take it easy on me it was the early 90's). I get up to her apt and pound on the door until she finally lets me in.

Next thing I know my GF is shaking the shiat out of me asking "what happened to hotty? What happened to hotty?". I was like "huh?". She said hotty's brother was on the phone with her. Bro told her that hotty got arrested for public drunkenness.

Then it hit me "I forgot to go back outside the gate to get the motorcycle!!!!"

Cliff notes - I got drunk, girl falls off motorcycle and I forgot to get her, she gets arrested, her brother is probably still after me, I rip my jeans, motorcycle gets stolen and I have to pay 20% deductible, I lose GF.

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Evenkeal dramament (note: this is as close to forum drama as I'm gonna post, since it's about a banned member)

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I sent an email to the dean of engineering at Waterloo University regarding Evenkeal's paying of someone to do his homework yesterday at 3:14AM, linking him to the relevant thread. He has not yet replied.

I was also the person who posted EK's life story at flopturnriver.com, and I also did it at fullcontactpoker and pocketfives. Some random guy from FTR posted saying that he had IP banned me from that site. He has not.

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whoever you are-
you are a huge piece of [censored].

[lowpockets]

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Long time BBV lurker here, part time poster,

My Junior year in High School I started having a sexual relationship with my English Teacher, for the first 3 months or so I would get oral sex from her at least once a week. After this started I stopped doing any work in her class and she gave me a B, she also wrote 3 different research papers for me in High School. My senior year we started having real sex, at least once a week sometimes more for the entire year, we almost got caught a few times and I'm sure people suspected something but never were we officially caught. Since I've gone to college she has wrote at least 5 more 10 page + research papers for me and we still have sex whenever I go home from school. To this day I have told none of my friends about it, and to the best of my knowledge, neither has she.

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Winner - with nick's a close second.

[bobman0330]

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Long time BBV lurker here, part time poster,

My Junior year in High School I started having a sexual relationship with my English Teacher, for the first 3 months or so I would get oral sex from her at least once a week. After this started I stopped doing any work in her class and she gave me a B, she also wrote 3 different research papers for me in High School. My senior year we started having real sex, at least once a week sometimes more for the entire year, we almost got caught a few times and I'm sure people suspected something but never were we officially caught. Since I've gone to college she has wrote at least 5 more 10 page + research papers for me and we still have sex whenever I go home from school. To this day I have told none of my friends about it, and to the best of my knowledge, neither has she.

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She only gave you a B??

[Gildwulf]

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I found out about a BBVer (it's the son of a higher up) and have tracked his posts for awhile now. Almost every post he writes is a blatant lie, and the rest are gross exaggerations. He's 5 years younger than he claims to be, obese, lonely, not well-liked and definitely not the 'balla' he claims to be. About the only thing he doesn't lie about is the stakes he plays.

I've chosen not to out him to this point because, well, he's got some emotional and psychological issues that he's dealing with, he's young, and I don't want to be the reason for his suicide.

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Redman?

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i don't think tx ever really claims to be a balla

[T-God]

What the hell does "son of a higher up" mean?

[StarkNaked]

I actually had a related story....threw a party at my house, and these random sloots from jersey came to my house. We're out back, drinking and chilling and one of them (the fatty fat fat 220 pound-ish one) brings up how she was failing physics in HS and had to sleep with her teacher for a grade.

Stark: What grade did you get?

Fatso: C+

Stark: A C+? Wtf

Fatso: At least its above average!

head asplode

[IRuleYouHard]

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adanthar having 3rd cousins who openly dated for a few years was very akward I'm sure 1st is much worse for those around you.

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nits, 3rd cousins practically aren't even related anymore. There are people in your life that are probably your 3rd-6th cousins and you don't even know it. I'm srs.

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I dated my 5th cousin for 6 years... 3 of when i didnt even know.