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Old 09-01-2007, 02:49 PM
UnblinkingEye UnblinkingEye is offline
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Default Already have banged her. Should I call her back?

So I'm at my cousin's sweet 16 party last night, checking out the jailbait action, and begin running game on this chick with pink hair, and a tongue ring, not really planning on going anywhere with it, but, who knows?

Anyway, as we start talking, she goes "So where do you go to school?" and I'm like "I don't." Then she goes "Oh, that's cool, I go to Central, I'm in work release" (This would mean a Senior) So I'm like "so you're 18?" and she goes "Yea, I turned 18 last week"

So, I start getting more serious and she's like "I was dating this guy who goes to Tech, but I caught him cheating on me, so I broke up with him three days ago. I really loved him"

At this point, Mike goes to "Sensitive Mike" and we get back to my place after the ceremonial giving up the car thing. We end up [censored], then drinking, then watching The Godfather. At some point during the night, she picks up my cell phone and calls her cell phone with it, saving the #.

BTW, this chick still lives with her parents, who thought she was spending the night at my cousins. Anyway, she's gone when I wake up, so I'm thinking "SCORE!"

Here's the problem. She's called me like three times today, I didn't answer because I woke up and started drinking at like 9am, then went back to bed. Should I return the call, what? In the voicemail she's like "Hey baby, I'm sorry I had to leave, lets go get something to eat tonight, love ya"

Then I got a text that says "Baby wake up! Want2 c a movie?

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So anyway, wut it do BBV4life?

~Mike
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:51 PM
Quicksilvre Quicksilvre is offline
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

You should have gone for the one on the right.
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:52 PM
UnblinkingEye UnblinkingEye is offline
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

LOL, she's family.
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:53 PM
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

are you gay?
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:53 PM
gimmickaments gimmickaments is offline
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

Brag: she is 18
Beat: look at the pic

Variance: You need to ask if it's ok to bang an 18 year old (beat?)
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:53 PM
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

i am
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:54 PM
UnblinkingEye UnblinkingEye is offline
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

No, just don't want a girlfriend who's still in HS, which is where I'm afraid this would end up if I answer the phone.
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:54 PM
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

i wanna know how big of a beat it is that i have the guy version of the shirt she's wearing? (if u can't see it, it says "C is for Crunk" and my first name is chad, gay i know lol)
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:55 PM
UnblinkingEye UnblinkingEye is offline
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

[ QUOTE ]
Brag: she is 18
Beat: look at the pic

Variance: You need to ask if it's ok to bang an 18 year old (beat?)

[/ QUOTE ]

Already have banged her. Asking if I should call her back.
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Old 09-01-2007, 02:55 PM
keikiwai keikiwai is offline
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Default Re: Is Banging a Barely Legal Immoral?

brag: you hit it

variance: she's related

beat: expect a never ending stream of text messages peppered w/ stupid acronyms and numbers placed in the stead of words and letters... also she'll probably say things like "el oh el" out loud........ hmmm, wait, this is a brag.... it's like living w/ a female version of BBV4life
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