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Old 01-28-2007, 11:09 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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Default DnG Justice (aim bonus beat)

LOL DO NOT SLOWROLL ME

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t200 (5 handed) internettexasholdem.com

SB (t2620)
Hero (t1455)
UTG (t1995)
MP (t3083)
Button (t4347)

Preflop: Hero is BB with 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">UTG raises to t800</font>, <font color="#666666">3 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t1455</font>, UTG TANKS FOR MAX AMOUNT OF TIME AND FINALLY calls t655.

Flop: (t3010) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Turn: (t3010) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

River: (t3010) 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t3010

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 2s 2h (four of a kind, twos).
UTG has Ks Kh (two pair, kings and twos).
Outcome: Hero wins t3010. </font>


when I pull the 2 deuce out on the turn I go to rub it in in the chat but mistakenly say it to my GF on aim:

Schoolaments: mhm
kayla2900: TADA
Schoolaments: bravo
kayla2900: I know.
Schoolaments: HAHAHA DON'T SLOWROLL ME AGAIN BITCH!! HYACAHHCA
kayla2900: ???
kayla2900: what are you talking about?!!
Schoolaments: oops, sorry wrong window... poker thing



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Old 01-28-2007, 11:11 PM
akishore akishore is offline
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Default Re: DnG Justice (aim bonus beat)

your preflop push is soooooo bad it makes me cry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

also, you may want to edit out your gf's AIM sn.
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Old 01-28-2007, 11:13 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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Default Re: DnG Justice (aim bonus beat)

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your preflop push is soooooo bad it makes me cry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

also, you may want to edit out your gf's AIM sn.

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PF pooooosh was not standard but still sucks looking at it now.

SN isn't real.
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Old 01-28-2007, 11:19 PM
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Default Re: DnG Justice (aim bonus beat)

"not standard"?

are you pushing for fold equity? because you have none.

are you pushing for value? because you're a dog to a random hand.

???

/strategy
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Old 01-28-2007, 11:22 PM
Sk00l4m3nts Sk00l4m3nts is offline
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Default Re: DnG Justice (aim bonus beat)

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"not standard"?

are you pushing for fold equity? because you have none.

are you pushing for value? because you're a dog to a random hand.

???

/strategy

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I said it sucked...

BUT LAWL I GOT QUADS SO LOL I WAS RITE
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Old 01-28-2007, 11:22 PM
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Default Re: DnG Justice (aim bonus beat)

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your preflop push is soooooo bad it makes me cry [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

also, you may want to edit out your gf's AIM sn.

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PF pooooosh was not standard but still sucks looking at it now.

GF isn't real.

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Old 01-28-2007, 11:42 PM
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Default Re: DnG Justice (aim bonus beat)

Poker will never dry up.
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Old 01-28-2007, 11:43 PM
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GF isn't real.

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Old 01-28-2007, 11:44 PM
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GF isn't real.

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Old 01-29-2007, 02:04 AM
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Poker will never dry up.

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this hand seriously made you say that?
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