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#62
10-20-2007, 05:49 PM
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Re: Post an example of how you are a bad person.
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I called and left a voicemail on her phone where I pretended to be a small child basically going "mommy mommy? Where are you?" [/ QUOTE ] I rarely lol but that is awesome. 
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#63
10-20-2007, 06:48 PM
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I used to bang a hot Japanese/Italian chick who had a baby at the time that had his crib in her room. I used to feel weird about it I guess, but not enough to not nail her in front of him. Is that bad?
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#64
10-20-2007, 07:15 PM
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also, i worked in a mall store, and periodically groups of retarded people would get herded through the mall by their chaperones... and one time we glued a bunch of change to the floor before they came, lol. the abortion one easily wins here though imo [/ QUOTE ] IDK man, this is pretty goddam good. Paints such a funny picture.
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#65
10-20-2007, 08:31 PM
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One time she made a collect call from the local jail! I was busy playing Super Street Fighter 2 and didn't want to deal with anymore of her drama though so didn't take the call. [/ QUOTE ] Awesome.
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#66
10-20-2007, 08:39 PM
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I used to bang a hot Japanese/Italian chick who had a baby at the time that had his crib in her room. I used to feel weird about it I guess, but not enough to not nail her in front of him. Is that bad? [/ QUOTE ] The kid probably won't remember. This just sounds like a brag to me. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]
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#67
10-20-2007, 09:01 PM
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A co-worker's husband lost his legs in a childhood accident. Another co-worker (call him co-worker 2), who didn't know, was organizing a company football game. I told coworker #2 that co-worker #1's husband was quite a FB player in his day and to ask her if he wants to play. Here's how it went: #2: We're having a company football game and I hear your husband might be interested in playing. #1: My husband doesn't have any legs. All the blood drained from #2's face. I thought he was going to collapse. [/ QUOTE ] This is awesome.
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#68
10-20-2007, 09:02 PM
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Re: Post an example of how you are a bad person.
When I was about 12 I went to a two week summer camp where the kids all stayed in college dorm rooms. The students had all decorated the doors with random stuff, and this one kid was in a room that said "Cat Guts" and had tire tracks running over a cat with lots of blood and stuff.
Anyway, halfway through camp his parents call to tell him his cat died. He was crying about it, but seemed better a couple days later. We're joking outside the door to his room, he's laughing about something, and I point to his door and say "so does this bring up bad memories?" He said "[censored] you man" and didn't talk to me again the rest of the camp.
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#69
10-20-2007, 10:00 PM
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Re: Post an example of how you are a bad person.
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When I was about 12 I went to a two week summer camp where the kids all stayed in college dorm rooms. The students had all decorated the doors with random stuff, and this one kid was in a room that said "Cat Guts" and had tire tracks running over a cat with lots of blood and stuff. Anyway, halfway through camp his parents call to tell him his cat died. He was crying about it, but seemed better a couple days later. We're joking outside the door to his room, he's laughing about something, and I point to his door and say "so does this bring up bad memories?" He said "[censored] you man" and didn't talk to me again the rest of the camp. [/ QUOTE ] How can you look yourself in the mirror everyday?
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#70
10-20-2007, 10:03 PM
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Re: Post an example of how you are a bad person.
I drink and drive excessively with little remorse.
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