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Old 07-07-2007, 08:42 AM
The_Taj The_Taj is offline
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Default What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

After a big bet on the river this dude called and tabled like 7 high (other guy had winner obv) and said "damn, I thought you were bluffing"
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Old 07-07-2007, 08:53 AM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

im seriously trying to think of one, but none will top yours taj.
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:01 AM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

haha I thought you had kings!
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:04 AM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

anytime someone shows down a weird hand like 96, K5 etc. and someone says "ohh i put you on that"
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:18 AM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

"umm hello? We both have quads..."
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:26 AM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

"How you like me now"
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Old 07-07-2007, 09:37 AM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

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"umm hello? We both have quads..."

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Old 07-07-2007, 10:01 AM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

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haha I thought you had kings!

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Old 07-07-2007, 12:03 PM
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haha I thought you had kings!

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Old 07-07-2007, 08:17 PM
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Default Re: What\'s the funniest 1-liner you\'ve heard after a hand?

The infamous.. "I put you on (insert any hand that beats my hand)"
Then why did you keep calling?
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