Aces Cracked by Effing Retarded Luckbox Calling Station Donk

[JCool]

Okay. I've been sitting two seats to the left of this Donk for the past two hours in the Stars 55k Rebuy last night. I have seen him call off all his money and get lucky as follows:

A7 > KK
T6 > Q7 on a T high Flop
A4 > AK
and so on and so on.

I wait patiently like a good boy for this situation, and this is the thanks I get.

PokerStars Game #5085473900: Tournament #25061258, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level XII (800/1600) - 2006/05/29 - 01:15:30 (ET)
Table '25061258 21' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Tenven (9810 in chips)
Seat 2: judeshh (44036 in chips)
Seat 3: ezgam (19094 in chips)
Seat 4: Beware2k (153614 in chips)
Seat 5: Stoyamajello (45206 in chips)
Seat 6: JCool29 (27840 in chips)
Seat 7: bundy604 (30471 in chips)
Seat 8: ToBeTheMan (23490 in chips)
Seat 9: JHRose (12095 in chips)
Tenven: posts the ante 75
judeshh: posts the ante 75
ezgam: posts the ante 75
Beware2k: posts the ante 75
Stoyamajello: posts the ante 75
JCool29: posts the ante 75
bundy604: posts the ante 75
ToBeTheMan: posts the ante 75
JHRose: posts the ante 75
ezgam: posts small blind 800
Beware2k: posts big blind 1600
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JCool29 [Ac As]
Stoyamajello: folds
JCool29: raises 3200 to 4800
bundy604: folds
ToBeTheMan: folds
JHRose: folds
Tenven: folds
judeshh: folds
ezgam: folds
Beware2k: raises 6400 to 11200
JCool29: raises 16565 to 27765 and is all-in
Beware2k: calls 16565
*** FLOP *** [Jh Kc 6c]
*** TURN *** [Jh Kc 6c] [7c]
JCool29 said, "you've got to be kidding"
*** RIVER *** [Jh Kc 6c 7c] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Beware2k: shows [Jd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Jacks)
JCool29: shows [Ac As] (a pair of Aces)

[keikiwai]

You have him covered... *$10+$1 Hold'em No Limit* ... who cares?

[Huggie]

Beware2k: raises 6400 to 11200

Wait, I thought you said he was a calling station?? If you lied about this, how can I believe the rest of your post is real? I call shenanigans...

[LegallyBlind]

thats why they call it a donkament