**Official uNL Microbrew thread: September** - Page 242

Gelford · #**2411** 09-23-2007, 03:43 PM

Without an avatar, you can't expect to get noticed, that's fo sho [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

HBomb · #**2412** 09-23-2007, 03:49 PM

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Genz means the uNL BBV thread - and tbh I agree - thats what AMA created it for.

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Correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe BBV stands for Beats, Brags, and Variance.

I don't necessarily posting a graph of one's session in which we end up 4 buyins overall necessarily is a beat/brag/or show much variance.

Chomp · #**2413** 09-23-2007, 03:49 PM

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So Chomp .. you can't concentrate on 'very pure value line' poker the moment some numbers appear on your screen ???

Interesting [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

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Correct.

<<<<<<<<<<<<&l t;<<<<<<<<<<<< << Donk

EZ.

Gelford · #**2414** 09-23-2007, 03:58 PM

I won't do a pokey and write 21 pages of poker advice, I even won't do it in a seperate post, so it can't be stickied ... but I like giving grumpy advice here in the brew

Gelfords 1st rule of poker.

Do NOT refer to other players as Donks, Retards, Moron, Ghey or whatever you might think of.

Think of them with regards to their characteristics, like tight preflop, but tends to chase postflop or loose aggressive preflop and flop, but shuts down on turn or tight aggressive preflop, but tends to bet cbet larger on whiffed flops ... etc.

Losing to a retards is a one way route to Tiltville ... losing to a loosepassive player whom you played perfect, but unfortunately his draw hit making it a nice hand is more tolerable.

Gelford · #**2415** 09-23-2007, 04:00 PM

Gelfords 2nd rule of poker.

Your dick is smaller than you think

kabouter · #**2416** 09-23-2007, 04:05 PM

Well I finally managed to play some poker again (notice the amount of hands I played in [b] 11 days [b] (and these were all 6tabling [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img] )

And I finally ran good (except for a AK<QQ hand)

kolotoure · #**2417** 09-23-2007, 04:13 PM

Gelford why are you being grumpy? Want to hug it out?

ama0330 · #**2418** 09-23-2007, 04:14 PM

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Gelfords 2nd rule of poker.

Your dick is smaller than you think

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This should be the first rule IMO

Gelford · #**2419** 09-23-2007, 04:22 PM

Regular Joe's tend to be grumpy ... that is how life is

MusashiStyle · #**2420** 09-23-2007, 04:24 PM

Gelford's 3rd rule of poker:

Your balls are as large as you want them to be.