Need Adivce Just got Joked by a Lottery Ticket

[blankoblanco]

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I thought the title was going to be about the fake lottery tickets ---- LMAO ---- some people in my office gave one of these to the boss who was a bitch ---- it shows that she wins 2 million obviously and then they heard her whispering to her husband that she was going to not tell the office and quit her job since they gave her the ticket. BAHAHA She had to take two days off work when she found out that they had joked her!!!

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haha those things are awesome/life destroyers

[ImsaKidd]

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So i win [censored] $2 on a ticket that cost $1 which my dad bought. Im gonna tell him it was a loser since he told me to scratch it.

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Great double-up. nh

Odds say go all-in with a $2 ticket and try to double again, shortstack.

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You can't buy 20% of a $10 ticket. The lottery isnt unlimited hold thems.

[Vex]

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i had quads beat a straight on a holdem scratch off. so i scratch off the prize and it says 100 grand...

then i noticed the straight was a royal flush

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had the exact same thing happen to me.... mofos

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OMFG that happened to me to. It's so rigged.

Damn you, Texas Lottery! Damn you to hell!

[gregorio]

Solid brag!!! That's 4 buyins at my regular stakes.

[kemystery]

big gulp and a slim jim

[Lori]

Next time, change $1 of the winnings into lucky quarters to scratch the next card with.

<font color="white"> Lori </font>

[shipitkthx]

My girlfriend bought some WSOP scratch off while we were visiting family in Pennsylvania, basically the ticket was just a basic holdem hand, she scratches off the prize box and its a seat in the WSOP ME if she wins the hand, she has 88 and scratches the board off and she has top quads, she starts screaming and yelling "OMG I WON I WON I WON....." then scratches off the area where the prize code is, but it says the ticket is a loser. She's flipping out going crazy trying to figure it out and finally hands me the ticket.

I then have to look at her and say "sorry hun, he runner runnered a straight flush."

Possibly one of the worst scratch off teases i've ever seen.

[ursine cotcher]

Stab someone.

[d/r/t]

Those hold'em tickets are great to sell in bars if you like watching drunks get their soul crushed.