Brag: Asian Girlfriend

[Nick Rivers]

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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It sounds like the problem wasn't the girl, but rather that you failed to keep your pimp-hand strong. Any girl will take advantage of someone who lets her walk all over him and, because your list doesn't end at one, but has seven different stories in it, I'd say that's precisely what happened to you. You simply left her with no ability to respect you at all.

[StrictlyStrategy]

I dated this Filipino chick. When we first started talking she tells me to come over some time and says I should spend the night. OKAY?! She's really hot by the way.

So I meet her and she's like hey baby and I say hi or whatever.

She gets in my car and the top is down. IT IS GORGEOUS OUTSIDE. like 80 degrees no humidity. We're in a city so we're not going very fast. She asks if I can drive her to CVS okay. 30 seconds in she's FREAKING OUT.

PUT THE TOP UP, I SPENT ALL DAY DOING MY HAIR IT'S GONNA GET RUINED.

Umm, your hair is straight, what did you have to do? Brush it, maybe?

JUST PUT IT UP.

No, it's nice out.

TAKE ME HOME THEN JUST TAKE ME HOME.

So I contemplate just taking off when she's at CVS because that would just be so [censored] hilarious.(she was like 5 miles from her house) but I bitch out and decide not to.

So she gets back in the car, the top is up. She says nothing, doesn't give a look or a smile, nothing. WTF you bitch! So she's like You wanna get some food? Sounds great, you won't be talking.

Her:Where do you want to go?
Me:I don't care.
Her:Well pick something.
Me: Umm I dunno does Applebee's sound good?
Her: I want Chinese food.
Me: Okay. (asdfasdlasl;kgjfasfq9p70352STAB)
So we get our food. She's busto obviously so I pay and don't care. We eat and she's playing footsie with me which turns in to her foot rubbing all over my [censored]. We're at like a little table in the middle of a restaurant so I take her foot off my dick because that's just WEIRD to do. I start massaging her foot and now we look like cute people instead of nymphos. We finish food and we go watch a movie.

We decide on something that I really don't remember and don't even remember liking or disliking. I'm pretty sure I was bored though. I put her hand on her thigh during the movie and start caressing her and she goes "What are you doing?" ....okay.

We kiss some after the movie. We go play mini golf and she's acting pretty normal again so hey. A lot of people will be like "Maybe she just had a moment" or something. No [censored] way. [censored] like that is never EVER a one time thing nor is it something that's going to happen "once in a while." But whatever. We kiss some more. On the ride home I start caressing her thigh again, figuring she just didn't want to do that in public. Again "What are you doing?"

Ummmm..... okay, I'm never seeing you again.

Back at her place now, she has her bed, I forget what size it's called. Full? It's just bigger than a twin, which is really a good sized bed for two people I think. So she says to me "You bring pajamas?"
No.
"Well, you're not sleeping in that"
So Umm, okay, I take off my shirt.
"You're going to sleep in your jeans?"
Apparently I am not going to sleep in my jeans. I have no idea where things are going but I feel it's in the general direction of GOODville. So I take off my jeans and I'm sitting on her bed and she's changing in to pajamas or something.

I ask her who's sleeping where and she goes "what do you mean?"
30 seconds later my dick was in her mouth.
So we go crazy for hours and the sun's coming up and we sorta pass out.

Next day we go to the beach and she's got her hands down my bathing suit grabbing my ass. Like, a beach with other people. I'm forcibly removing her hands and she keeps doing it when I'm off-guard. I leave her place later on and she says "Call me when you get home" uhh.... no?

She calls me like 4 times a day for a week. We go on another date and it's the EXACT same thing. She gives like 4 super-weirdo dramabombs, then acts super-friendly, then begs for my load all over her, then calls me 100 times.

I broke it off when she "found out" I went to a casino "without her" and she just flipped out on me. I hung up on her and turned my phone off. I go online a few days later and she IMs me and says "Are you still mad at me?"

asfla;ksjf

"I'm not mad at you, I just don't ever want to talk to you again."

and we never spoke again. That was like a year ago. I'm thinking of giving her a call next weekend.

Thoughts?

[highsteptd]

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some off the top of the head...

1) i was clerking for a federal judge in LA at the time. one night i was hanging out with buddies and didnt want to return her calls during it. she knew my email password at the time, and she emailed the judge and basically said all sorts of personal [censored] about me. he fired me and didnt believe my explanation.

2) ive gotten 3 black eyes from her, despite never laying a finger on her.

3) we were arguing one time in the parking lot of a mall. in the middle of the argument she grabbed my keys and ran into the car, locking the doors. she drove off with my car and didnt come back. i had to cab it home.

4) in undergrad, i was living in a frat house.. and she literally kicked my door down when i was sleeping because i wouldnt finish an argument with her.

5) when i was sleeping one night, she woke up to grab my 5th of seagrams and poured it all over my face to wake me up.

and many more stories...

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It sounds like the problem wasn't the girl, but rather that you failed to keep your pimp-hand strong. Any girl will take advantage of someone who lets her walk all over him and, because your list doesn't end at one, but has seven different stories in it, I'd say that's precisely what happened to you. You simply left her with no ability to respect you at all.

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"walking all over" someone in a relationship is like veto-ing a choice of DVD at blockbuster. or making the other take the trash out every time. or like having to hold your gf's purse when she's shopping.

mine are not examples of a girl walking all over me, they're examples of psychopathic and criminal behavior.

you have to see the difference.

[stickNmove]

Don't call Filipino girl back. They are all crazy and stay crazy, I went through almost exactly the same thing. I actually told her that she was a nutcase and she begged that she would change ect but it lasts about a week. The hot sex/I will do anything does not outweigh the crazyness you have to put up with.

I never thought I'd actually say that and believe it..

[BingoBango]

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Thoughts?

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A+

[Smell The Glove]

you guys should seriously consider dating mexican chicks.

[ardubz]

lol these are great, ty

[highsteptd]

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I dated this Filipino chick. When we first started talking she tells me to come over some time and says I should spend the night. OKAY?! She's really hot by the way.

So I meet her and she's like hey baby and I say hi or whatever.

She gets in my car and the top is down. IT IS GORGEOUS OUTSIDE. like 80 degrees no humidity. We're in a city so we're not going very fast. She asks if I can drive her to CVS okay. 30 seconds in she's FREAKING OUT.

PUT THE TOP UP, I SPENT ALL DAY DOING MY HAIR IT'S GONNA GET RUINED.

Umm, your hair is straight, what did you have to do? Brush it, maybe?

JUST PUT IT UP.

No, it's nice out.

TAKE ME HOME THEN JUST TAKE ME HOME.

So I contemplate just taking off when she's at CVS because that would just be so [censored] hilarious.(she was like 5 miles from her house) but I bitch out and decide not to.

So she gets back in the car, the top is up. She says nothing, doesn't give a look or a smile, nothing. WTF you bitch! So she's like You wanna get some food? Sounds great, you won't be talking.

Her:Where do you want to go?
Me:I don't care.
Her:Well pick something.
Me: Umm I dunno does Applebee's sound good?
Her: I want Chinese food.
Me: Okay. (asdfasdlasl;kgjfasfq9p70352STAB)
So we get our food. She's busto obviously so I pay and don't care. We eat and she's playing footsie with me which turns in to her foot rubbing all over my [censored]. We're at like a little table in the middle of a restaurant so I take her foot off my dick because that's just WEIRD to do. I start massaging her foot and now we look like cute people instead of nymphos. We finish food and we go watch a movie.

We decide on something that I really don't remember and don't even remember liking or disliking. I'm pretty sure I was bored though. I put her hand on her thigh during the movie and start caressing her and she goes "What are you doing?" ....okay.

We kiss some after the movie. We go play mini golf and she's acting pretty normal again so hey. A lot of people will be like "Maybe she just had a moment" or something. No [censored] way. [censored] like that is never EVER a one time thing nor is it something that's going to happen "once in a while." But whatever. We kiss some more. On the ride home I start caressing her thigh again, figuring she just didn't want to do that in public. Again "What are you doing?"

Ummmm..... okay, I'm never seeing you again.

Back at her place now, she has her bed, I forget what size it's called. Full? It's just bigger than a twin, which is really a good sized bed for two people I think. So she says to me "You bring pajamas?"
No.
"Well, you're not sleeping in that"
So Umm, okay, I take off my shirt.
"You're going to sleep in your jeans?"
Apparently I am not going to sleep in my jeans. I have no idea where things are going but I feel it's in the general direction of GOODville. So I take off my jeans and I'm sitting on her bed and she's changing in to pajamas or something.

I ask her who's sleeping where and she goes "what do you mean?"
30 seconds later my dick was in her mouth.
So we go crazy for hours and the sun's coming up and we sorta pass out.

Next day we go to the beach and she's got her hands down my bathing suit grabbing my ass. Like, a beach with other people. I'm forcibly removing her hands and she keeps doing it when I'm off-guard. I leave her place later on and she says "Call me when you get home" uhh.... no?

She calls me like 4 times a day for a week. We go on another date and it's the EXACT same thing. She gives like 4 super-weirdo dramabombs, then acts super-friendly, then begs for my load all over her, then calls me 100 times.

I broke it off when she "found out" I went to a casino "without her" and she just flipped out on me. I hung up on her and turned my phone off. I go online a few days later and she IMs me and says "Are you still mad at me?"

asfla;ksjf

"I'm not mad at you, I just don't ever want to talk to you again."

and we never spoke again. That was like a year ago. I'm thinking of giving her a call next weekend.

Thoughts?

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imo i thought you played it perfectly. you got what you wanted and you escaped fairly unscathed.

might be worth calling her when you're drunk and want some, but she def sounds like crazy asian bitch material, you can't have a relationship with her.

damn she sounds bipolar.

[StrictlyStrategy]

She's definitely not relationship material. It would basically be a repeat of dates one and two.

Thinking back, on date two she was putting her hands down my pants in the Chinese restaurant too.(you stood to order like at McDonald's or something)

wow

[Cumulonimbus]

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alright a few more.

6) at one pt. we were doing long distance between SD and LA. she drove down to SD to see me and was being psycho crazy asian bitch about paying the $35 for the gas. she then went alan greenspan economist on me and said "i drove 2 hrs and have another 2 going back up. that's 4 hours of my time. if my time is worht $15/hr then ive wasted $60 of my time driving down"....i finally caved and just gave her a $100 to shut her trap. she literally ripped it up into a dozen pieces and threw it in the trash.

7) to get back at me (for something i dont recall atm) she posted my cell # on craigslist in the gay personals section. i know this because she called me to tell me that. sweet.

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duuude that last one made my eyes water. ROFL