Beat: SUBWOOFERS!

[Sweet James]

They have destroyed the college experience. Go to any apartment or dorm in a college town and you'll never escape the distant persistent and oh so distracting and unnatrual thud of some worthless jerk-offs subwoofer at any hour of the day. Our generation is really the first in human history to have such high powered sound systems readily a cheaply available. Even our parents record players couldnt put out the low bass thuds that penetrate all walls.

Thinking has become impossible in such environments, and silence has become a scarce commodity. This is a crisis that has gone completely ignored because the older types can't related to it I suppose. Stupid [censored] college kids I swear, this idea that everyone belongs in college is rubbish. [censored] liberals and egaltarians.