Beat: Calculus

[baseballfan]

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calculus should be required to earn a high school diploma because it's not hard if you haven't smoked your brain cells away

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FYP

[JayA]

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calculus should be required for any degree at any respectable university

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Ban plz.

[ihavetoomanysns]

not if your teacher sucks uncircumcised rhino penis

[filsteal]

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not if your teacher sucks uncircumcised rhino penis

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Who the bloody hell goes around circumcising rhinos?

[baseballfan]

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not if your teacher sucks uncircumcised rhino penis

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1. Open textbook
2. Read textbook
3. Pass calculus
4. ???
5. Profit.

[Franchise 60]

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calculus should be required for any degree at any respectable university

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lol never had to take calculus, and also received a degree from a respectable college. And I only took one year of calculus and that was calc I in tenth grade. Balllaaaa

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I meant that it ought to be required. I'm well aware that it currently isn't.

If they're going to make people take X number of hours of history, English composition, etc., for the sake of "a well-rounded education," then they ought to make people take two semesters of calculus too.

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Yea I pretty much agree when it comes to Universities that make you spend a year or two taking required classes, I went to a liberal arts college where they really didn't force you to take a lot of things outside of your major, so its a pretty different situation.

[keikiwai]

1) Make friends w/ at least one engineer
2) Show them your homework and ask them to explain WTF is going on
3) ?????
4) Profit

Doesn't work w/ math majors, cause they live in a different world.

[Limesparks]

Consider an American male Bill with a unique sexual dysfunction such that:
<ul type="square">[*]Bill is maximally sexually stimulated by having a penis in a state of complete flaccidity (Boner Rigidity quotient R=0).[*]Bill is maximally sexually repulsed ('turned off') by having a penis in a state of complete rigidity (R=1).[/list](a)Construct a differential equation with R and Boner Blood Flow Rate R'. Solve for R with respect to time and graph.

(b)Solve again for R supposing damping forces J (a restrictive pair of jeans) and E (public embarrassment) are applied to the Bill system, such that a graph of Bill's boner rigidity resembles Figure 1.1.


Figure 1.1

[chadmack]

brag: got a 6 out of 7 on my IB calc standard level test jr. year (last year)

[ihavetoomanysns]

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Consider an American male Bill with a unique sexual dysfunction such that:
<ul type="square">[*]Bill is maximally sexually stimulated by having a penis in a state of complete flaccidity (Boner Rigidity quotient R=0).[*]Bill is maximally sexually repulsed ('turned off') by having a penis in a state of complete rigidity (R=1).[/list](a)Construct a differential equation with R and Boner Blood Flow Rate R'. Solve for R with respect to time and graph.

(b)Solve again for R supposing damping forces J (a restrictive pair of jeans) and E (public embarrassment) are applied to the Bill system, such that a graph of Bill's boner rigidity resembles Figure 1.1.


Figure 1.1


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