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[chuckleslovakian]

Drunken HU vs Kyro (Drunk, therefore no converting)

PokerStars Game #9392879497: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/04/12 - 22:55:59 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (1490 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (1510 in chips)
chezeman: posts small blind 10
Babushkka: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [7h 8c]
chezeman: raises 40 to 60
Babushkka: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [9s 4c Td]
Babushkka: checks
chezeman: bets 80
Babushkka: raises 220 to 300
chezeman: calls 220
*** TURN *** [9s 4c Td] [Kh]
chezeman said, "you douche"
Babushkka: bets 440
chezeman said, "you gave me a nonworking number"
chezeman: calls 440
*** RIVER *** [9s 4c Td Kh] [Ac]
Babushkka: checks
chezeman: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Babushkka: shows [7h 8c] (high card Ace)
chezeman: shows [Tc 6s] (a pair of Tens)
chezeman collected 1600 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1600 | Rake 0
Board [9s 4c Td Kh Ac]
Seat 1: Babushkka (big blind) showed [7h 8c] and lost with high card Ace
Seat 2: chezeman (button) (small blind) showed [Tc 6s] and won (1600) with a pair of Tens

PokerStars Game #9393069429: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/04/12 - 23:07:23 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (720 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (2280 in chips)
chezeman: posts small blind 25
Babushkka: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [Ad Kd]
chezeman: raises 100 to 150
Babushkka: raises 570 to 720 and is all-in
chezeman: calls 570
*** FLOP *** [Qs Kh As]
*** TURN *** [Qs Kh As] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs Kh As 5d] [Jh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Babushkka: shows [Ad Kd] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
chezeman: shows [Jd Ac] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
Babushkka collected 1440 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1440 | Rake 0
Board [Qs Kh As 5d Jh]
Seat 1: Babushkka (big blind) showed [Ad Kd] and won (1440) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 2: chezeman (button) (small blind) showed [Jd Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks

PokerStars Game #9393080921: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/04/12 - 23:08:05 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (1415 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (1585 in chips)
chezeman: posts small blind 25
Babushkka: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [Jh Qc]
chezeman: raises 100 to 150
Babushkka: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Qs 2h 4d]
Babushkka: checks
chezeman: bets 200
Babushkka: raises 1065 to 1265 and is all-in
chezeman: calls 1065
*** TURN *** [Qs 2h 4d] [Jc]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 2h 4d Jc] [Td]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Babushkka: shows [Jh Qc] (two pair, Queens and Jacks)
chezeman: shows [7s 7c] (a pair of Sevens)
Babushkka collected 2830 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2830 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 2h 4d Jc Td]
Seat 1: Babushkka (big blind) showed [Jh Qc] and won (2830) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: chezeman (button) (small blind) showed [7s 7c] and lost with a pair of Sevens

PokerStars Game #9393096984: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/04/12 - 23:09:03 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (2805 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (195 in chips)
chezeman: posts small blind 25
Babushkka: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [7d Ts]
chezeman: raises 145 to 195 and is all-in
Babushkka: calls 145
*** FLOP *** [3c Ac 5d]
*** TURN *** [3c Ac 5d] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [3c Ac 5d 5h] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Babushkka: shows [7d Ts] (a pair of Fives)
chezeman: shows [2h As] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
chezeman collected 390 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 390 | Rake 0
Board [3c Ac 5d 5h Ks]
Seat 1: Babushkka (big blind) showed [7d Ts] and lost with a pair of Fives
Seat 2: chezeman (button) (small blind) showed [2h As] and won (390) with two pair, Aces and Fives

PokerStars Game #9393105482: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/04/12 - 23:09:34 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (2660 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (340 in chips)
chezeman: posts small blind 25
Babushkka: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [2h Kh]
chezeman: raises 290 to 340 and is all-in
Babushkka: calls 290
*** FLOP *** [5s 6h 8d]
*** TURN *** [5s 6h 8d] [Ts]
*** RIVER *** [5s 6h 8d Ts] [8h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Babushkka: shows [2h Kh] (a pair of Eights)
chezeman: shows [Kc Qd] (a pair of Eights - King+Queen kicker)
chezeman collected 680 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 680 | Rake 0
Board [5s 6h 8d Ts 8h]
Seat 1: Babushkka (big blind) showed [2h Kh] and lost with a pair of Eights
Seat 2: chezeman (button) (small blind) showed [Kc Qd] and won (680) with a pair of Eights

PokerStars Game #9393110900: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/04/12 - 23:09:54 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (2320 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (680 in chips)
Babushkka: posts small blind 25
chezeman: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [9s Ac]
Babushkka: raises 100 to 150
chezeman: raises 530 to 680 and is all-in
Babushkka: calls 530
*** FLOP *** [7c 2h 7d]
*** TURN *** [7c 2h 7d] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [7c 2h 7d 3s] [6s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chezeman: shows [As Ad] (two pair, Aces and Sevens)
Babushkka: shows [9s Ac] (a pair of Sevens)
chezeman collected 1360 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1360 | Rake 0
Board [7c 2h 7d 3s 6s]
Seat 1: Babushkka (button) (small blind) showed [9s Ac] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 2: chezeman (big blind) showed [As Ad] and won (1360) with two pair, Aces and Sevens

PokerStars Game #9393117600: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/04/12 - 23:10:19 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (1640 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (1360 in chips)
chezeman: posts small blind 25
Babushkka: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [Qs Qc]
chezeman: calls 25
Babushkka: raises 100 to 150
chezeman: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [Qh 8h 2h]
Babushkka: bets 250
chezeman: raises 960 to 1210 and is all-in
Babushkka: calls 960
*** TURN *** [Qh 8h 2h] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Qh 8h 2h 3d] [4h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Babushkka: shows [Qs Qc] (three of a kind, Queens)
chezeman: shows [5h 6h] (a flush, Queen high)
chezeman collected 2720 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2720 | Rake 0
Board [Qh 8h 2h 3d 4h]
Seat 1: Babushkka (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with three of a kind, Queens
Seat 2: chezeman (button) (small blind) showed [5h 6h] and won (2720) with a flush, Queen high

PokerStars Game #9393123987: Tournament #47696296, $6.00+$0.25 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/04/12 - 23:10:43 (ET)
Table '47696296 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Babushkka (280 in chips)
Seat 2: chezeman (2720 in chips)
Babushkka: posts small blind 25
chezeman: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Babushkka [Qh 9d]
Babushkka: raises 230 to 280 and is all-in
chezeman: calls 230
*** FLOP *** [As 9c Kd]
*** TURN *** [As 9c Kd] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [As 9c Kd Ac] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chezeman: shows [Ah 3s] (three of a kind, Aces)
Babushkka: shows [Qh 9d] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
chezeman collected 560 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 560 | Rake 0
Board [As 9c Kd Ac Js]
Seat 1: Babushkka (button) (small blind) showed [Qh 9d] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: chezeman (big blind) showed [Ah 3s] and won (560) with three of a kind, Aces

[kyro]

owned

[chuckleslovakian]

[ QUOTE ]
owned

[/ QUOTE ]
rematch anytime bitch

[chuckleslovakian]

WTF is going on here??

[wdcbooks]

So I am playing four tables of NL and doing just fine. Then this happens. I believe this is what is known as a cooler.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2289697425: Table Center (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:43:11 ET - 2007/04/25
Seat 1: Chris Button ($100.40)
Seat 2: CountMC ($174.50)
Seat 3: wdcbooks33 ($119.90)
Seat 4: Btrap86 ($85.60)
Seat 5: nines full ($66.45)
Seat 6: brooklyn_sam ($141.55)
CountMC posts the small blind of $0.50
wdcbooks33 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wdcbooks33 [Jc Js]
Btrap86 calls $1
nines full calls $1
brooklyn_sam raises to $4
Chris Button folds
CountMC folds
wdcbooks33 calls $3
Btrap86 calls $3
nines full calls $3
*** FLOP *** [2h Jh 2s]
wdcbooks33 checks
Btrap86 has 15 seconds left to act
Btrap86 checks
nines full checks
brooklyn_sam checks
*** TURN *** [2h Jh 2s] [Th]
wdcbooks33 bets $11
Btrap86 calls $11
nines full folds
brooklyn_sam raises to $22
wdcbooks33 raises to $50
Btrap86 folds
brooklyn_sam raises to $137.55, and is all in
wdcbooks33 calls $65.90, and is all in
brooklyn_sam shows [2d 2c]
wdcbooks33 shows [Jc Js]
Uncalled bet of $21.65 returned to brooklyn_sam
*** RIVER *** [2h Jh 2s Th] [Kc]
wdcbooks33: OMG
brooklyn_sam shows four of a kind, Twos
wdcbooks33: OMG
wdcbooks33 shows a full house, Jacks full of Twos
brooklyn_sam wins the pot ($256.30) with four of a kind, Twos
wdcbooks33: OMG
wdcbooks33 is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $259.30 | Rake $3
Board: [2h Jh 2s Th Kc]
Seat 1: Chris Button (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: CountMC (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 3: wdcbooks33 (big blind) showed [Jc Js] and lost with a full house, Jacks full of Twos
Seat 4: Btrap86 folded on the Turn
Seat 5: nines full folded on the Turn
Seat 6: brooklyn_sam showed [2d 2c] and won ($256.30) with four of a kind, Twos

[wdcbooks]

And just a few minutes later I end my session after this one from an enormous retard.

Full Tilt Poker Game #2289788664: Table Bunn (6 max) - $0.50/$1 - No Limit Hold'em - 22:54:27 ET - 2007/04/25
Seat 1: wiseman1016 ($100)
Seat 2: dipset232323 ($227.30)
Seat 3: williamano ($110.25)
Seat 4: OSFP7 ($32)
Seat 5: PhantomKing23 ($97.45)
Seat 6: wdcbooks33 ($150.15)
wdcbooks33 posts the small blind of $0.50
wiseman1016 posts the big blind of $1
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to wdcbooks33 [7d 7h]
dipset232323 raises to $3.50
williamano folds
OSFP7 folds
PhantomKing23 folds
wdcbooks33 calls $3
wiseman1016 calls $2.50
*** FLOP *** [7c 9s Kc]
wdcbooks33 checks
wiseman1016 checks
dipset232323 checks
*** TURN *** [7c 9s Kc] [2d]
wdcbooks33 bets $8
wiseman1016 raises to $25
dipset232323 folds
wdcbooks33 raises to $146.65, and is all in
wiseman1016 calls $71.50, and is all in
wdcbooks33 shows [7d 7h]
wiseman1016 shows [9h 9d]
Uncalled bet of $50.15 returned to wdcbooks33
*** RIVER *** [7c 9s Kc 2d] [5h]
wdcbooks33 shows three of a kind, Sevens
wiseman1016 shows three of a kind, Nines
wiseman1016 wins the pot ($200.50) with three of a kind, Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $203.50 | Rake $3
Board: [7c 9s Kc 2d 5h]
Seat 1: wiseman1016 (big blind) showed [9h 9d] and won ($200.50) with three of a kind, Nines
Seat 2: dipset232323 folded on the Turn
Seat 3: williamano didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: OSFP7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: PhantomKing23 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: wdcbooks33 (small blind) showed [7d 7h] and lost with three of a kind, Sevens

[chim17]

I played with psyduck and some other 2+2 guy that didn't give me his name (some 10/20 bellagio regular) this weekend in Vegas. Also the dude that runs texasholdem.com He was drunk and dominated me repeatedly.

They recognized me because I sported by LOL DONKAMENTS shirt almost everywhere.

[kyro]

Currently chip leader in the Stars Nightly 100k after the first hour.

[kyro]

PokerStars Game #9690024399: Tournament #48834018, $150+$12 Hold'em No Limit - Level IV (50/100) - 2007/04/30 - 21:59:24 (ET)
Table '48834018 18' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Reno_Jones (5515 in chips)
Seat 2: DevoCo (1640 in chips)
Seat 3: WGC1234 (2405 in chips)
Seat 4: hurricaneace (5330 in chips)
Seat 5: PoWhiteGuy (6825 in chips)
Seat 6: bigjim65803 (1683 in chips)
Seat 7: chezeman (8940 in chips)
Seat 8: Hold em 888 (3155 in chips)
Seat 9: Bevis (3750 in chips)
bigjim65803: posts small blind 50
chezeman: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to chezeman [8s 8c]
Hold em 888: folds
Bevis: folds
Reno_Jones: folds
DevoCo: folds
WGC1234: folds
hurricaneace: folds
PoWhiteGuy: raises 200 to 300
bigjim65803: calls 250
chezeman: raises 1200 to 1500
PoWhiteGuy: calls 1200
bigjim65803: raises 183 to 1683 and is all-in
chezeman: calls 183
PoWhiteGuy: calls 183
*** FLOP *** [2h 2s 3h]
chezeman: bets 7257 and is all-in
PoWhiteGuy: calls 5142 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [2h 2s 3h] [6d]
*** RIVER *** [2h 2s 3h 6d] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
chezeman: shows [8s 8c] (two pair, Eights and Deuces)
PoWhiteGuy: shows [Kh 6h] (two pair, Sixes and Deuces)
chezeman collected 10284 from side pot
bigjim65803: shows [7h 7c] (two pair, Sevens and Deuces)
chezeman collected 5049 from main pot
ScorpDragon is connected
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 15333 Main pot 5049. Side pot 10284. | Rake 0
Board [2h 2s 3h 6d 9c]
Seat 1: Reno_Jones folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: DevoCo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WGC1234 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: hurricaneace folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PoWhiteGuy (button) showed [Kh 6h] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Deuces
Seat 6: bigjim65803 (small blind) showed [7h 7c] and lost with two pair, Sevens and Deuces
Seat 7: chezeman (big blind) showed [8s 8c] and won (15333) with two pair, Eights and Deuces
Seat 8: Hold em 888 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Bevis folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[His Boy Elroy]

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