Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me

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Deuteronomy 28:15
'If you are not careful to keep all of Yahweh's laws...'

Deuteronomy 28:21, 30
'...then all of the following curses will befall and overtake you. Though you will get engaged to marry a woman...'

Deuteronomy 28:30
'...another man will rape her.'

Deuteronomy 28:63, 27
'Yahweh will take delight in ruining and destroying you. He will afflict you with hemorrhoids, scurvy, and the itch, and you will find no cure.'


Deuteronomy 28:35, 27
'Yahweh will strike you with foul ulcers, boils, and tumors from which there will be no cure, from the sole of your foot to the top of your head.'


Deuteronomy 28:28
'Yahweh will strike you with madness, blindness, and confusion until you grope your way around at noon like a blind man groping in the dark, and your steps lead you nowhere.'

Leviticus 26:22
'Yahweh will send wild animals to attack you.'

Deuteronomy 28:53
'You will eat the flesh of your own sons and daughters.'

Deuteronomy 28:22
'Yahweh will strike you down with consumption, fever, rash, drought, blight, and mildew. And these will pursue you until your ruin.'

Deuteronomy 28:26
'Your dead body will be carrion for all wild birds and all wild animals, with no one to scare them away.'

Deuteronomy 28:45
'All of these curses will befall you for not having obeyed the voice of Yahweh your God by keeping his laws which he has laid down for you.'