Antonius, His Sweet Ride, and A Petite Ann Taylor Jacket

[Howard Treesong]

A colleague of mine recently left her jacket in my car. Me being me, I couldn't simply give it back without some amusement. I thought about giving it the lawn-flamingo world tour treatment, but that's been done. I happen to know that the colleague in question has a picture of Antonius on her screen-saver, so I suggested in an email that the jacket might show up in a picture of Patrik and his new Aston-Martin. In response, she said "I will do anything you say for a month if you get my jacket into a picture with Patrik Antonius and his sweet ride."

She clearly thinks I am bluffing, but is the type to carry out her end of the deal. What's my play?

Don't even think of asking for pictures. Not gonna happen.