Murder 1

[traxamillion]

I'm posting this to prevent myself from doing something that I am going to regret when I am locked up in San Quinn. I'm not a badass. I've lost most of the fights i have ever been in because I am an alcoholic degenerate. I can be found promoting death as punishment liberally but that is only because I think the human race is generally trash and most people deserve it. This isn't to say that I would be willing to be the executioner. I'm not some sadist or sick [censored] I don't have some deep seated urge to end life.

Beat: some kid is randomly vandalising the apartments that I live in. He randomly streaks the walls and kicks in maintenance doors. I've always thought "what a dbag someone must have got screwed over by these trashy apartments" but haven't thought of doing anything besides maybe catching the dude and getting some money for a reward.

Beat: I am 99% sure that this guy stole a load of laundry from me. Beat: I'm not a baller and this load of laundry was a mixed load that contained 80%+ of my favorite clothing. I now have to further bust my poker BR to buy some things to put over my back and cover my ass when I am in public.

It happened two days ago and I really think I might kill this guy. I have probably never had this level of pure hatred for anyone in my life. It's not the passive impersonal semi-hate I feel for radical Muslims; I would rather catch this kid in my hallway than Osama Bin Laden. I planned on staying up and sacrificing a couple nights posting up to catch this kid but the more i thought about it the more twisted things got. I think once I started hitting this guy I would not stop. I literally fantasize about destroying this kid like I used to fantasize about the blonde 7 who just walked by. I got to thinking about it further and decided I probably really could get away with putting this dude 6 feet under. This guy is an unknown so if I was to catch him nobody would know he was ever here; nobody could possibly link me to this guy unless i was caught in the act. I'm not an idiot and wouldn't leave DNA evidence not that it would really matter anyways unless I left blatant fingerprints for them to run in which case I'm not sure they would even come up because I am not in any criminal databases. My roomate has a pick up truck. As long as I splattered no blood in the hallway and nobody saw it would be easy. I gave serious consideration to knocking the kid out, driving him out to the desert and putting him in a hole casino style. I also thought maybe I should just choke him out with a shoelace after hitting him. The fact that I know I could MOST LIKELY get away with this has been nagging me to just [censored] do it but I know I can't so I'm posting it here on 2+2 to make sure I don't.

[4drugmoney]

No balls

[nick604]

[MDoranD]

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My roomate has a pick up truck

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its the perfect crime

[flipdeadshot22]

My mom lost my favorite pair of socks and i nearly took a shovel to her face

[Limesparks]

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furiously masturbating now ty

[ebepse]

we're too tired from lurker's thread to convince you not to

sorry man gl

[I_AM_EVIL]

If you put your clothes in the washing machine and then leave them unattended you deserve to have them stolen....esp if you live in "trashy apartments."

[demon102]

dude if u found Osama Ud get the 50 mill or whatever it is for catching him and be a mage baller than........ are u still sure ud rather catch this kid and not Osama?

[hallo!]

do it they wont watch this forum..