Brag: First College [censored]

[DblBarrelJ]

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"No woman is ugly with your dick in her mouth."

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QFT

[drexah]

you get hbo at college wtf?

[HugItOut BIITCH]

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Somehow, we both start masturbating (not each other).

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wtf?

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"no, no, don't come in, I'm rubbing one out, go to the bathroom (which is on the floor)."

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WTF?!?

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This needs to be addressed.

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QFT.

I know that personally I would much prefer being caught getting blown by a mediocre sloot than getting caught whacking off.

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The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards.

As for the masturbating part, I really don't know how that happened. I think it started with something like, I'm really horny, and she suggested I start masturbating, so I did and then I told her she should too.

Then I put my dick in her mouth.

[HugItOut BIITCH]

To address some other issues:

I don't get HBO at college. I left before the season finale, so I got my dad to make a DVD of it and he sent it up to me. Girl I want to actually bang likes the show a lot, so she wants to see it.

Definition of hooked up is kissing, making out, touching titties and vagine. As to why only 15, I usually am selective and I don't have a ton of game. The 4 girls who blew me and the one who I banged are a subset of those 15.

Roommate has also never caught me wacking off. Not yet at least. Its bound to happen.

Also, I hope that some of you can convince my English One professor that I am a better writer than Hemingway.

Keep asking for further clarification if you need it.

[Holybull]

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I'm just grumpy about sex threads 'cause 1- they suck 2- take a wild guess.



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Dids, we know you haven't had sex in years. But you still get head on a regular basis, right? Right?

[whiffer1983]

lol nice i dont know why ur making it sucha big thing and saying ur grossed out, domes is domes, a mouth is a mouth, good job ,, but seriously, far from a beat, and u shouldnt feeel gross and all, and if u continue to do this and feel gross, theres a big possibility your gay lol, no need 2 even make a bbv post about this, if u got domes from 10 u can make a post, or domes from a 1 u can make a post but ne where in between , lol stop being a fukin drama queen lol

[En Passant]

I keep opening this thread to see if pictures of said girl have been posted...

Nope, still not.

[Georgia Avenue]

Can I chime in?
I'll still be rhymin'
when I'm in your hymen
I radiate like it was '88
and I'm searching for my lady mate
I'm a hunter-gatherer
a cunter-latherer
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice
granny's panties moist

[Conspire]

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The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards.


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Did anyone else LOL at this? This isnt high school dude, who cares what your peers think. Its more of a brag to get blown by a 5 than to get off using your 5.

[g-bebe]

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The reason I would rather be caught jerking off than getting blown by this girl is because my roommate has incredibly high standards and I would prefer if he did not know that I was getting blown by an ugly girl. He can relate to jerking off more because he is a virgin as a result of his high standards.


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Did anyone else LOL at this? This isnt high school dude, who cares what your peers think. Its more of a brag to get blown by a 5 than to get off using your 5.

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qft, how can your roommate rag on you for getting action when he doesn't get a piece of anything