Long story short.....

[guids]

Long story short....my company got commisioned to kill off about 50,000 dogs in china, with the only stipulation is that we had to use clubs

[McBusto]

long story short... it didn't grow back like the man said.

[Cry Me A River]

Long story short.. I thought had a straight flush.

[Borodog]

"So long story short, turns out she DOES have a penis and I'm like I [censored] TOLD you, dude."

[Gildwulf]

long story short...It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief, it was the epoch of incredulity, it was the season of Light, it was the season of Darkness, it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of despair, we had everything before us, we had nothing before us, we were all going direct to heaven, we were all doing direct the other way - in short, the period was so far like the present period, that some of its noisiest authorities insisted on its being received, for good or for evil, in the superlative degree of comparison only.

[Cry Me A River]

Long story short... It sure didn't taste like chicken!

[onthebutton]

Long story short...I can now get arrested for being within 150 yards of a school or playground.

[willie]

long story short, the wolverine took a cab.

[Duff]

Long story short... four fingers is doable, but an entire fist is just asking for trouble.

[poopstar212]

long story short...i threw a jew down the well