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Old 08-01-2006, 03:27 PM
tuq tuq is offline
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XXXXX walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:28 PM
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XXXXX walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?"

[/ QUOTE ]
Is this implying what I think it is?
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:38 PM
JaBlue JaBlue is offline
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What do you call a deer with no eyes?
<font color="white"> no idear</font>

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
<font color="white"> still no idear </font>

What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no sexual organs?
<font color="white">still no [censored] idear </font>
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:38 PM
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Can anyone name the gay and lesbian species of dinosaur???

<font color="white">Lickalotapuss and Megasaurass </font>
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Old 08-01-2006, 03:42 PM
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Evan,

Not sure where you're going with that mang. I just heard that "XXXXX" is the new "horse" and thought I would try it out in that joke!
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:10 PM
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walk it off.
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:13 PM
RiverFenix RiverFenix is offline
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Isnt this why we have laughs and links?
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:52 PM
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:54 PM
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Why did the jew watch the porno movie backwards?

<font color="white">he wanted to see the hooker give the money back </font>
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Old 08-01-2006, 04:55 PM
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Why did the jew watch the porno movie backwards?

<font color="white">he wanted to see the hooker give the money back </font>

[/ QUOTE ]

Cyrus?
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