Classy wedding drink..what's my play?

[KFCandKoolAid]

dry grey goose martini or grand marnier

[edfurlong]

Cement mixer.

[citanul]

no one is impressed by the [censored] who's never had a martini before spilling martini all over himself. vodka tonic, or rando dark booze on the rocks will probably make you look less immature than you probably are. then again, when you start gagging on it because it doesn't taste like bartles and james, probably not.

[denco]

well thanks to the advice of all you lady killers, the wedding went off very well. I really appreciate all the help, particularly those who called me gay, 19, and not classy cause I know that you make up the top rung of the social ladder. My only goal is to emulate you guys. So, thank you.

BTW I went with the kool-aide. Delicious. Look for my next post titled "I met a girl I like in class and want to talk to her but am too afraid"

PS I'm joking so don't get all offended.

[otnemem]

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I know that you make up the top rung of the social ladder. My only goal is to emulate you guys.

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Oh, well, thanks.

[IggyWH]

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well thanks to the advice of all you lady killers, the wedding went off very well. I really appreciate all the help, particularly those who called me gay, 19, and not classy cause I know that you make up the top rung of the social ladder. My only goal is to emulate you guys. So, thank you.

BTW I went with the kool-aide. Delicious. Look for my next post titled "I met a girl I like in class and want to talk to her but am too afraid"

PS I'm joking so don't get all offended.

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You should be banned for the lamest follow-up trip report ever.

[denco]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
well thanks to the advice of all you lady killers, the wedding went off very well. I really appreciate all the help, particularly those who called me gay, 19, and not classy cause I know that you make up the top rung of the social ladder. My only goal is to emulate you guys. So, thank you.

BTW I went with the kool-aide. Delicious. Look for my next post titled "I met a girl I like in class and want to talk to her but am too afraid"

PS I'm joking so don't get all offended.

[/ QUOTE ]

You should be banned for the lamest follow-up trip report ever.

[/ QUOTE ]

ok fine I siihp.

[Taso]

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cause I know that you make up the top rung of the social ladder.

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hahah. He does have a point there. Well done.

[boscoboy]

doesnt really matter what you drink - have a glass of water every other trip to the bar. you will easily outwit and outlast 95% of the other guys at the wedding. after 4 hours any dribble coming out of your mouth will be James Bond smooth compared to everyone else