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Old 12-01-2007, 12:39 PM
Shabamabam Shabamabam is offline
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Default $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Example:
Villain: 47 = nuts
Flop: No Wai he has Ace.
etc.

Gogogogoogogoog. You have until I come back from dinner tonight. I'm only shipping on Stars.

5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)

Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:41 PM
ursine cotcher ursine cotcher is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

on the river I can go arrrriiiin as a bluff and he will HAVE to fold muahahahahaha.... oh wait...
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:46 PM
EWS87 EWS87 is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

on river you clearly missed clubs and changed the hh...villain played it to perfection
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:46 PM
pfc_ivan12323232 pfc_ivan12323232 is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Preflop:

Villain: Im suited, im goot, RAISE!
Hero: Reasonable hand, ill 3-bet but i don't know why I'm doing it.
Villain: I told you, im suited!
Hero: Ok, ur goot, i call.

Flop:
Villain: runner runner flush draw [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img])))) I bettttt
Hero: Dude, i got the nuts IMO.
Villain: No u dont, 3-bets.
Hero: OK.

Turn:
Villain: Fukkin flush draw, w/e i still got straight draw, im goot.
Hero: No ur not.
Villain: Yes i am.
Hero: No ur not.
Villain: Ok, then, call.

River:
Villain: I GOTTT A PAIRRRRR [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]
Hero: I dont care.
Villain: You should.
Hero: stfu
Villain: OK, u got it. I give up.

SHIP ITTTTTTT. Stars SN: ivann14
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:49 PM
rubenrtv rubenrtv is offline
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

Villain was obv 2 guys

Dude I'm so fkd. Let's have weed brownies and play limit hold'em.
Yeah man, and cap everything!

I'm gonna sit with my roll imo
Yeah, ldo

Dude button
Sweet

74o
Raise
ldo
He 3bets
Cap man imo

Man i flopped a trips draw and a 2 pair draw
Bet
He raises?
3bet for value
He caps imo
Sweet, he has a flushdraw ldo

Turn is a non club
Sweet, cap it imo
If this gets to showdown we will own his soul forever

River is a non club and we paired!
Sweet man, bet!
He raises ...
Lol, he missed his fd ldo. 3bet imo for value and range merging.
He caps [img]/images/graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]
Niiice, slowroll the bi-atc-h and shiiip them monnies

Dude we lost my roll while poo-flinging imo
Ah [censored], let's go to White Castle, oh where's your car dude?
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:51 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

5/10 Limit Holdem Partttttttttttty Pokah
2 players
Converted at weaktight.com


<font color="blue"> hmm k, let's look for a table. Heads up? hmm k whatever, everyone who plays limit is a huge [censored] idiot anyways, i'm gonna stack him like 12 times the first hour.

hmm, i'm gonna buy in for just 15.25 bb to tilt this [censored] </font>

Stacks:
Hero (<font color="#0000cc">$550.24</font>)
SB (<font color="#0000cc">$152.50</font>)

Pre-flop: (1.4 SB, 2 players) Hero is BTN Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
<font color="#cc0000">SB raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 4-bets</font>, Hero calls


<font color="blue">hmm 47 sooooooted, not that great of hand, but i can certainly outplay villain here, since he is just a limitdonk, RAISE!!! reraise lol [censored] you you [censored] limit donk! CAP, lets make him think i've got the Airlines </font>


Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8.0 SB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, Hero calls


<font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font>

Turn: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (7.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls


<font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font>

River: 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (15.0 BB, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">SB bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises</font>, <font color="#cc0000">SB 3-bets</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero 4-bets</font>, SB calls


<font color="blue"> I LIVE IN FLUUUUSH CITYYYYYYY! SHIP IT, CAP IT BABY </font>

Final Pot: 23.0 BB
Hero shows: Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
SB shows: 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

Hero wins 22.9 BB ( won +11.4 BB )
SB lost 11.5 BB


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Old 12-01-2007, 12:51 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

villain

Preflop: heads up no limit is an easy game, wtf is this [censored] i wanna go all in preflop flip for stacks im no worse than a 55 45 35 underdog hut hut hike

Flop: always bet on black, wtf u raise me [censored] always tryin to iceskate uphill i reraise and call obv with my multiple concealed backdoor draws (pair, etc)

Turn: now we have a jack chop draw in no limit its a good idea to push ur opponent off a chop, prob a good idea in this game here, i just gotta keep pushing in tiny amounts

River: ! That card helped me. And it probably didn't help you. *furious clicking on the bet area* Bro I'm trying to be nice I'm betting quick to let u know i got there ...? Bro? Broooooooo
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:52 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

PF: i R playing a four and seven because in the game of texas hold them, these are the type of hands that can really hit flops, and if i miss, I can bluff this fish out of the pot.
Flop: PERFECT! this is the exact flop i wanted to see. I have a backdoor flush draw and im also drawing to a split. If clubs happen to come i can also c/r him outta his seat.
Turn: I love this action I am getting on the turn. It doesn't really matter my cards because im going to bluff this fish on the river anyways. Since hes a fish, he never has a strong holding because he doesnt understand how to play hands like 47s and JTs, the only two hands he has are pocket cowboys and pocket rockets. He will have to fold river
River: On this river I am really thinking about super system 2: agressive poker is winning poker. There is just no wai he can call without a jack, and he never has a jack. His river 4-bet tells me that maybe all along i was underestimating him and he is capable of playing hands like 47s. I would raise but i think there is a glitch so i am just going to call and expect to see 98 or 78 95% of the time.

capt sukout on stars.
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:56 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

"Let's give poker a try today [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]))))))))))"
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:58 PM
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Default Re: $50 for whoever comes up with Funniest villain perspective.

"OMG i has 47 just like Hitman! Raisey Daisy imo"
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