Help garcia1000 beatdown some guy

garcia1000 · #1 10-12-2007, 02:26 AM

Okay so some guy in my office is a total poker newbie. He just discovered it a few months ago and thinks he is so great. But he sucks.

So he says to me, "OMG I have this great idea! You know, poker has a lot of parallels with investing! I'll write an essay about this and get it published! OMG what insight I have imo"

He says this as if he is a super-genius with a smug self-congratulatory smile on his face. It's left unsaid, but he is implying, "You've been playing poker for so long and you haven't thought of that? You must be in the slow class, unlike me, as I am a smartie."

How do I beatdown him? SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

benza13 · #2 10-12-2007, 02:27 AM

shotgun

benza13 · #3 10-12-2007, 02:28 AM

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note: this may not work if you want him to live long enough that you can see his reaction

HU4coke · #4 10-12-2007, 02:29 AM

Make a conrad comic about this tool, then post it at work.

benza13 · #5 10-12-2007, 02:31 AM

i'm glad i don't mind being a bum, cuz working in an office would drive me absolutely insane

absoludicrous · #6 10-12-2007, 02:31 AM

You work? I thought you made a livings off your comics.

keikiwai · #7 10-12-2007, 03:29 AM

i'd encourage him

maybe you'll get to play him one day

Conspire · #8 10-12-2007, 03:33 AM

Show him the vegas nick "im a high school dropout" thread.

Also, w/e you say to him make a comic strip out of it afterwards.

Khaos4k · #9 10-12-2007, 04:04 AM

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By far the best option. I suggest a new character for this toolbag.

ApeAttack · #10 10-12-2007, 05:44 AM

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By far the best option. I suggest a new character for this toolbag.

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How about 'Beet Down', a beet with down syndrome.