brag/beat: new gf is a total nympho - Page 2

Smell The Glove · #11 10-08-2007, 01:46 PM

wait i just reread this 7 times in 3 days = nympho? lololololololol.

hoyasaxa · #12 10-08-2007, 01:56 PM

I take a long time, its a lot more than it sounds

under no circumstances will there be pictures in this thread

and its more the fact that shes been over every night, even when I was real clear I needed to get up early.

Not saying this is by any means a bad thing. But im so delirously tired after three days of three hours of "sleep" or less that my paper due tomorrow is going to suck donkey balls

additional beat: for some reason there is a giant dead rat in my backyard. Advice on how to get rid of it without touching it?

Smell The Glove · #13 10-08-2007, 01:58 PM

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how long can you take where 7 [censored] sessions takes up 3 days with no chance for sleep? do you take like 6 hours to cum? jesus just take a [censored] nap and cuddle during your recovery phase.

TheIrishThug · #14 10-08-2007, 01:59 PM

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Quick, someone start a new thread.

gettinpoorer · #15 10-08-2007, 02:00 PM

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wait i just reread this 7 times in 3 days = nympho? lololololololol.

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Yeah, none of this adds up.

GF being a nympho can never be anything other than a brag, as long as she's nympho'ing with you.

3.5/day is not nympho level and sample size is too small to come(ha!)to that conclusion.

also, i'm confused by the idea of "average sex". Were you both naked? I think even my masturbation qualifies as better than "average".

mbillie1 · #16 10-08-2007, 02:01 PM

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Quick, someone start a new thread.

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qft, /thread this is teh ghey

Smell The Glove · #17 10-08-2007, 02:02 PM

I think by average sex, he means "boring sex." Missionary position in bed with the lights off.

mbillie1 · #18 10-08-2007, 02:03 PM

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you'd want the lights off too if you were hitting this:

Weir · #19 10-08-2007, 02:03 PM

ARE YOUR GOLDEN SHOES TOO TIGHT?

christ man.....bang the ho, buy a shovel for the rat, BS the paper, suck it up and drink caffeine.

also nymphos don't give a damn if you post their picture on the internet, what could possibly happen? more people will try to bang her?? oh god, sounds like she is really against that.

hoyasaxa · #20 10-08-2007, 02:05 PM

average sex = not mindblowing but not terrible (yes bbv4l there is such a thing as terrible sex and you know it)

i also dont hang out with her during the day, thats reserved mostly for buddies/drinking, she comes over at the end of the night. First night she was at my place hangin with my roommate around 3am, when I traipsed home after chillin in a neighbors backyard. We mess around (not all sex) till 8, get up at 10.

Saturday we get back from parties relatively early (2ish) mess around twice , sleep at 8, up at 11. Sex again in shower around 12 (dont tell my roommates)

last night was same deal, in around 1ish, mess around till 5, up at 8 to start working

im so tired i can barely see straight.