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[tiger_hall]

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Im seriously considering tossing him off. I just dont know if hes one of my roommates friends or not

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[hoyasaxa]

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arghhhh some [censored] ate my leftover chicken parm HEADS WILL ROLL fkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfkfk

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Dude, you ate it. Right after you downed the fifth of Jack and smoked all the dope. It was a lot. I mean, there were people going weedless all over a twelve block area because you bought and smoked it all. You were so blitzed you forgot to make a "LOLZ IM SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HIGH" thread in BBV4L, what's up with that? You ate two bags of Doritos and that just didn't kill your munchies, so the leftover parm was the next thing shoved down your burrito-deprived cakehole.

Oh, and then you had sex with that dude. The condom wrappers and astroglide lying all around the couch are pretty much a dead giveaway, even if the fact that the other dude isn't wearing pants doesn't mean anything.

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nh

[hoyasaxa]

update:

guy on the couch has woken up and left

my sink is really starting to smell terrible

someone used my frying pan to make eggs and left it in the kitchen sink

roommate now has sharpie dirty sanchez moustache

[SkinnyLittleTwig]

wtf have you done nothing with the sink?

[hoyasaxa]

yo [censored] that im not cleaning up my roommates puke im chillin downstairs till he wakes up and cleans it

[crazyneighbor]

I'll be looking for the "my sink stinks like rotting puke, how do I get rid of it?", post in about 4 days.