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Old 08-08-2007, 03:43 AM
jcmoussa jcmoussa is offline
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I live in a basement which i pay $530 a month for in boston. When i came back from boston my room was flooded and i decided not sleeping in mold is for pusssies.

BEAT: i dont have health insurance lololol.
brag: just wont a 15.6k pot while writing this.
beatmg i think a spore colony is growing in my throat.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:45 AM
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did you name the spores yet? if not, i think fred is a very suitable name for all
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:49 AM
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i lol'ed at both posts.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:52 AM
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beat: i left my car in vegas in my mansion. where the [censored] is the cab?
if i name anything, especially pets, it has to have a surname. like sayyyyyyy Sir Wallace
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:54 AM
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brag
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:55 AM
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What. Are. You. Doing. In. Boston.

YOU HAVE A [censored] MANSION IN VEGAS AND YOU ARE LIVING IN A HUDGE UNDERGROUND POND.
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:56 AM
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What. Are. You. Doing. In. Boston.

YOU HAVE A [censored] MANSION IN VEGAS AND YOU ARE LIVING IN A HUDGE UNDERGROUND POND.

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my address is 666, do you really expect me to leave something as cool as this? DID I MENTION I LIVE IN A BASEMENT TOO?
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Old 08-08-2007, 03:58 AM
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What. Are. You. Doing. In. Boston.

YOU HAVE A [censored] MANSION IN VEGAS AND YOU ARE LIVING IN A HUDGE UNDERGROUND POND.

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my address is 666, do you really expect me to leave something as cool as this? DID I MENTION I LIVE IN A BASEMENT TOO?

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BASEMENT=HUDGE POND

VEGAS=WIN

BOSTON=666 OH NOEZ DEVIL SIGN!
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Old 08-08-2007, 04:01 AM
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hi jean-claude.

don't you wish you hadn't paid for that dinner at noodles now?
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Old 08-08-2007, 08:19 AM
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no, it was delicious, and established my image as being the alpha male of the pack. also, all i have is strep!
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