Maximizing EV

[G_Dollaz]

I'm discussing at lunch today how it must be nice to get free food at the tables at Commerce, where as the Bellagio makes us pay for our food, and how I pay $37 for a chicken sandwich there. I am told that paying $37 for a chicken sandwich is outrageous, but I explain that since I am making much more than $37 an hour, it is +EV, and therefore wortwhile to stay at the table while eating.

I am then reminded of the astronaut who began driving while wearing a diaper in order to save time on her trip to murder another member of her love triangle. I am told that sitting at the table while wearing a diaper would also be +EV, both live and online. We would not have to leave for bathroom breaks, which allows us to play more hands, therefore making it more +EV. Not only that, but playing live, the benefits of the diaper are magnified. Imagine taking a [censored] in your diaper, and the smell slowly begins to make it's way around the table. This will undoubtetly cause other players @ the table to make incorrect decisions, thus making it even more +EV.

The question is, how far are YOU willing to go to maximize EV???

[BobboFitos]

repost in B&M imo.

[pokerOpus]

Maybe you should try this out and write a trip report.

[aejones]

my buddies piss in bottles frequently, i have my roomate who is terrible at poker sit and fold hands and if he gets aces or kings click on my timebank