Awesome day!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEW RECORD

[ChexNFX]

I know I am. I just can't stay out of the damn place.

[ChexNFX]

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All right - yes, it's obvious what happened, and no one had better try to 2nd level this thread with 'hey ZOMG LOLS!!! U DID NOT PLAY 300K HANDS AND YET IT SAYS YOU DID I AM A MASTAR OF SARCASM!'

This thread is about pain. and mockery. But mostly pain.

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I agree completely, my apologies BBV

[mperich]

hmm just realized talking to my buddy i lost 9k more on top of this...disconned in middle of the hand and full tilt didnt record it. against same guy as other hands...i raise to 350 pf with jj flop 223 he checks i push 8500 (fake tilt) he calls with a3. turn 2, river ace. sweet. so -97ish.

heres a couple more against him

FullTiltPoker Game #1354254179: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:56:41 ET - 2006/12/04
Seat 1: tehdrunky ($14,230)
Seat 2: BigBadDret ($58,225.75)
tehdrunky posts the small blind of $50
BigBadDret posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tehdrunky [Ah Kc]
tehdrunky raises to $300
BigBadDret raises to $900
tehdrunky raises to $14,230, and is all in
BigBadDret calls $13,330
tehdrunky shows [Ah Kc]
BigBadDret shows [9h 9d]
*** FLOP *** [4c Ts 8c]
*** TURN *** [4c Ts 8c] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ts 8c Js] [9s]
tehdrunky shows Ace King high
BigBadDret shows three of a kind, Nines
BigBadDret wins the pot ($28,459.50) with three of a kind, Nines
tehdrunky is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $28,460 | Rake $0.50
Board: [4c Ts 8c Js 9s]
Seat 1: tehdrunky (small blind) showed [Ah Kc] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 2: BigBadDret (big blind) showed [9h 9d] and won ($28,459.50) with three of a kind, Nines



FullTiltPoker Game #1355945685: Table Andi (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 1:44:40 ET - 2006/12/05
Seat 1: BigBadDret ($37,237)
Seat 2: tehdrunky ($22,587)
tehdrunky posts the small blind of $50
BigBadDret posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tehdrunky [9s 7d]
tehdrunky raises to $300
BigBadDret calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Jd Td 8h]
BigBadDret bets $600
tehdrunky raises to $2,400
BigBadDret calls $1,800
*** TURN *** [Jd Td 8h] [5d]
BigBadDret checks
tehdrunky bets $4,000
BigBadDret calls $4,000
*** RIVER *** [Jd Td 8h 5d] [3d]
BigBadDret checks
tehdrunky checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tehdrunky shows [9s 7d] (a flush, Jack high)
BigBadDret shows [9c Kd] (a flush, King high)
BigBadDret wins the pot ($13,399.50) with a flush, King high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $13,400 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jd Td 8h 5d 3d]
Seat 1: BigBadDret (big blind) showed [9c Kd] and won ($13,399.50) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: tehdrunky (small blind) showed [9s 7d] and lost with a flush, Jack high


FullTiltPoker Game #1353605858: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:07:04 ET - 2006/12/04
Seat 1: tehdrunky ($9,980.50)
Seat 2: BigBadDret ($36,471.50)
BigBadDret posts the small blind of $50
tehdrunky posts the big blind of $100
theLAkid (Observer): u do phil?
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to tehdrunky [9d 6d]
BigBadDret raises to $300
tehdrunky calls $200
*** FLOP *** [Jd Th 7d]
philondeez (Observer): yeah
tehdragon (Observer): nah not much at all
tehdrunky checks
theLAkid (Observer): is he consistently sucking out?
BigBadDret bets $600
tehdrunky raises to $2,000
BigBadDret calls $1,400
*** TURN *** [Jd Th 7d] [Kc]
tehdrunky bets $7,680.50, and is all in
BigBadDret calls $7,680.50
tehdrunky shows [9d 6d]
BigBadDret shows [Qc Ks]
*** RIVER *** [Jd Th 7d Kc] [6c]
tehdrunky shows a pair of Sixes
BigBadDret shows a pair of Kings
BigBadDret wins the pot ($19,960.50) with a pair of Kings
tehdrunky is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $19,961 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jd Th 7d Kc 6c]
Seat 1: tehdrunky (big blind) showed [9d 6d] and lost with a pair of Sixes
Seat 2: BigBadDret (small blind) showed [Qc Ks] and won ($19,960.50) with a pair of Kings

and one vs a diff donk

***** Hand History for Game 5482944147 *****
$5000 NL Texas Hold'em - Tuesday, December 05, 03:14:13 ET 2006
Table Table 126853 (No DP) (Real Money)
Seat 10 is the button
Total number of players : 7
Seat 1: tauran11 ( $4999 )
Seat 5: IceView_ ( $4925 )
Seat 6: Oban23 ( $19232 )
Seat 10: Tee_El_Jay ( $4497.50 )
Seat 7: imadegen ( $10282.50 )
Seat 2: Mr_Aki ( $4425 )
Seat 3: DooshDotCom1 ( $1490.52 )
tauran11 posts small blind [$25].
Mr_Aki posts big blind [$50].
** Dealing down cards **
Dealt to imadegen [ 3s 3h ]
DooshDotCom1 folds
>You have options at Table 125464 Table!.
IceView_ raises [$139]
Oban23 folds
imadegen calls [$139]
Tee_El_Jay folds
tauran11 calls [$114]
Mr_Aki folds
** Dealing Flop ** [ 3c, 6c, 4h ]
tauran11 checks
IceView_ bets [$350]
>You have options at Table 127186 Table!.
>You have options at Table 125464 Table!.
imadegen raises [$1000]
tauran11 folds
IceView_ raises [$1300]
imadegen is all-In.
IceView_ is all-In.
** Dealing Turn ** [ Qc ]
** Dealing River ** [ As ]
IceView_ shows [ Qs, Qh ]three of a kind, Queens.
imadegen shows [ 3s, 3h ]three of a kind, Threes.
imadegen wins $5357.50 from side pot #1 with three of a kind, Threes.
IceView_ wins $10034 from the main pot with three of a kind, Queens.


-Mike

[yellowsub]

i will buy you a drink or 4 if you go to PCA.

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[HedonismBot]

Send me 3K to make it an even 100? I'll change my avatar or something....

[Spechel EDD]

each of those keyboards is rougly worth 44k, i could hook you up with one for like 4 bucks just an fyi bro

[ASmith84]

Did you do the patented bash over the knee so all of the buttons go flying.. or the casual fist slam? Kinda sorta doing a research project.

[mperich]

hmm first one I smashed over the knee which i almost never do. (this was after the jj hand). i then threw it out of my office door. then i went out and picked it up and took it to my balcony and smashed it against a metal pole repeatedly. its really really broken. 2nd one was a fist smash a couple times then i tried to throw it out of the office but its my backup and i forgot its not wireless so that didnt work. then i left the room andstared at a wall for like 2 minutes

-Mike

[cts]

Ouch sorry bud :S

[cardsharkk04]

woozle woozle