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[Scotty_12]

Is anyone able to ship me your tilt $550 for my stars $550?

[Eagles]

Scotty,
I can do that pm me

[BHokie1]

When I lived in Maryland, Brad(my roommate at the time) and I were going fishing down at Point Lookout. Brad is from Southern Virginia near the N.C. Border and has a country accent.

We stop for some supplies at a small store and there is an older lady behind the counter, Brad walks up and says "I'd like some Ice", only the way Brad says Ice the "I" sounds more like "Ah" and the "ce" is pronounced "z". Brad wasn't a bad looking guy, this lady turns red in the face and says 'huh', he repeats and she says oh Ice oh ok.

A year later - we go back to the same spot, same lady - again he asked for Ice, she turns red and starts to laugh and calls over another lady and ask him to repeat it. They both giggle over this. She then asks Brad - you were in her last year weren't you? He's response "yeah can I have some Ice". A little irritated.

We walk out and I'm laughing, and he's pissed, he's like what's so damn funny with the way I say Ice.

I tell him - it kind of sounds like you're asking them for Ass.

[Hebel]

i dont play sngs that often anymore, but this hand just blew my mind. i have never run so hot

Full Tilt Poker No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t240 (2 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Hero (t11850)
Button (t1650)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img].
<font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t3840</font>, Button calls t1410 (All-In).

Flop: (t5250) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>
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Turn: (t5250) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: (t5250) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t5250

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has As 6d (full house, sixes full of threes).
Button has Ah Qc (two pair, queens and sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins t5250. </font>

[K䲰䮥n]

outstanding

[Pudge714]

blackize,
I got short changed a penny yesterday. I waited for the cashier to get off work knee capped her and stole her purse. Seriously though it does bother me because I feel like I am losing, not because I care about the actual value.

[Slim Pickens]

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So today for the 3rd straight day a cashier has shortchanged me by a penny.

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Stop counting your change. Problem solved. I rarely pay for anything over $10 in cash anyway and below that I've just decided I don't care. One time I ended up with an extra $100 using that system.

[darinvg]

I feel stupid waiting for my $.15 at starbucks (med coffee).

[MikeMcQ1]

[ QUOTE ]
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[nit]

So today for the 3rd straight day a cashier has shortchanged me by a penny.

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Stop counting your change. Problem solved. I rarely pay for anything over $10 in cash anyway and below that I've just decided I don't care. One time I ended up with an extra $100 using that system.

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I just pay for absolutely everything with a credit card. Everything.

[Ditch Digger]

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[nit]

So today for the 3rd straight day a cashier has shortchanged me by a penny.

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Stop counting your change. Problem solved. I rarely pay for anything over $10 in cash anyway and below that I've just decided I don't care. One time I ended up with an extra $100 using that system.

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I just pay for absolutely everything with a credit card. Everything.

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Reward points ftw!