[ x ] does see hole cards but can't beat nl100

Robin Foolz · #1 10-19-2007, 12:14 PM

note: names have been changed and some inconsequential events herein have been slightly modified as to protect the identities of those involved. this hand though and the player chat at the end is 100% based on a true hand.

Jennifer Tilly's Room No-Limit Hold'dem, $1.00 BB* (6 handed, 2 alternates, 1 illegal alien) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

UTG ($95)
MP ($119.80)
CO ($51.25)
Hero ($242.65)
SB (EL_Donko) ($103.20)
BB (Flavor Flav) ($5124.75)

Preflop: Heethro is Button with W[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Uno[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $1
MP raises to $5
CO folds
Heethro folds
SB (EL_Donko) calls $4.50
BB (Flavor Flav) calls $4
UTG folds

Flop: ($16) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
EL_Donko checks
Flavor Flav checks
MP checks

Turn: ($16) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
EL_Donko checks
user Jennifer Tilly enters table [69x.xxx.xxx ; funbags.jennifertillysroom.com]
Flavor Flav bets $7
MP folds
EL_Donko raises to $20
Flavor Flav calls $13

River: ($56) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
EL_Donko bets $10
Flavor Flav raises to $20
EL_Donko calls $10

Final Pot: $96

Results in white below: 
EL_Donko has 8h Th (one pair, eights).
Flavor Flav has Kh 7h (one pair, sevens).
Outcome: EL_Donko wins $96. 

in chat immediately afterwards

El_Donko said, "have to call"
El_Donko ~ "to cee"
El_Donko ~ "bet more"
El_Donko ~ "next time"
El_Donko ~ "nice bet though"
El_Donko ~ "some people drunk"
El_Donko ~ "they fold"
El_Donko ~ "don't think"
El_Donko ~ "just fold"
El_Donko ~ "instinctually"
El_Donko ~ "but some people"

beware of superusers like flavor flav. notice the ridiculous bet/call on the turn and then the perfectly sized river raise to get el_donko to laydown the best hand. i'm glad there are players like el_donko, whose play is unexploitable by the superuser. el_donko is a hero. a true equalizer.

i will like to thank user Q 75 45 37 for most of this very important "inside information.

* does not mean big boobies

knght311 · #2 10-19-2007, 12:15 PM

thread does not deliver.

poker_dummy101 · #3 10-19-2007, 12:17 PM

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tereg · #4 10-19-2007, 12:21 PM

This is like that kid in elementary school that tries to ride the coattails of an actual funny joke that they heard from someone and when they try to use the same joke it comes out all wrong and it completely fails.

Mike Kelley · #5 10-19-2007, 12:22 PM

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Robin Foolz · #6 10-19-2007, 12:26 PM

not a joke. 100% true hand history.

tereg · #7 10-19-2007, 12:32 PM

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Parody

Then it's a form of comedy. And it still fails.

Robin Foolz · #8 10-19-2007, 12:41 PM

nl hands are funny.

PRiverStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

MP ($30.10)
Hero ($98.50)
Button ($295.80)
SB ($213.10)
BB ($113)
UTG ($100)

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
2 folds, Hero raises to $4, Button calls $4, 2 folds.

Flop: ($9.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $5, Button raises to $10, Hero raises to $24, Button calls $14.

Turn: ($57.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button checks.

River: ($57.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $70.5 (All-In), Button calls $70.50.

Final Pot: $198.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has Ts 8s (straight, ten high).
Button has 4d 5c (straight, seven high).
Outcome: Hero wins $198.50.

Robin Foolz · #9 10-19-2007, 12:43 PM

PRiverStars No-Limit Hold'em, $1.00 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

CO ($328.40)
Button ($136.40)
Hero ($109.75)
BB ($129.60)
UTG ($161.70)
MP ($115.05)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
2 folds, CO raises to $5, 1 fold, Hero calls $4.50, 1 fold.

Flop: ($11) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets $6, Hero raises to $17, CO calls $11.

Turn: ($45) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $24, CO calls $24.

River: ($93) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets $63.75 (All-In), CO calls $63.75.

Final Pot: $220.50

Results in white below: 
Hero has 4d 4h (full house, fours full of aces).
CO has 2s 7s (flush, ace high).
Outcome: Hero wins $220.50.