Beat/Brag: Ball Chips and Psychological Warfare

UCB4Life · #1 10-20-2007, 03:22 AM

So down 160 at the riverrock, only 80 BBs cant beat flush draws but maybe I can. Before I walked out to collect my chips before i sat down I held my balls and worked as much ball sweat into my hands as possible, so that when i shuffle chips my balls get on all the chips so when i go up tomorrow or next weekend, everyone will have my balls on there hands, some of their kids will have even touched my balls. That way I have the psychological advantage of knowing everyone at the table has touched my balls, that way I will have no fear playing with any of them and will be able to destroy the tables. So it was a 160 dollar investment in psychological warfare, hooray

Wish me luck, and make sure you wash your hands if your playing at the river rock [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

kkcountry · #2 10-20-2007, 03:31 AM

wow what a horrible thing to do, so much worse than stinkpalming or ass pennies imo

STA654 · #3 10-20-2007, 03:33 AM

That's disgusting and pure genius.

UCB4Life · #4 10-20-2007, 03:34 AM

this thread has so much potential now

uminchu · #5 10-20-2007, 03:43 AM

Eiverrock you say. Me and my bro are going up there tomorrow, so i guess i should wear latex gloves and when I get asked by the players why? I guess i ll have to tell them cuz some [censored] spread his ball juice all over the chips, maybe they ll inform me of their cleaning schedules or something.

Windforce · #6 10-20-2007, 04:26 AM

I think thousands of players have balled the chips already, which means your balls are being touched by countless ppl with many diseases. GL

basementproject · #7 10-20-2007, 04:27 AM

cross chipballing IMO

blah_blah · #8 10-20-2007, 04:31 AM

ugh why do i live in the same province as you, reason 100000000000 why live poker is worse than online poker