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#13
10-13-2006, 10:46 AM
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Re: Boast: Pizza
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[ QUOTE ] Americans just know the value of food that is all. Why eat one or two slices when you can eat 5 or 6? [/ QUOTE ] why have a normal-sized ass when you can enlarge it to the size of a rhino. [/ QUOTE ] We need big butts to balance out our huge cowboy elephant dicks. Eurosmegas. 
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#14
10-13-2006, 10:50 AM
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Re: Boast: Pizza
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Americans just know the value of food that is all. Why eat one or two slices when you can eat 5 or 6? [/ QUOTE ] why have a normal-sized ass when you can enlarge it to the size of a rhino. [/ QUOTE ] We need big butts to balance out our huge cowboy elephant dicks. Eurosmegas. [/ QUOTE ] *talking* Oh my god Becky, look at her butt Its so big She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends Who understands those rap guys They only talk to her because she looks like a total prostitute I mean her butt It's just so big I can't believe it's so round It's just out there I mean, it's gross Look, she's just so black *rap* I like big butts and I can not lie You other brothers can't deny That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist And a round thing in your face You get sprung Wanna pull up tough Cuz you notice that butt was stuffed Deep in the jeans she's wearing I'm hooked and I can't stop staring Oh, baby I wanna get with ya And take your picture My homeboys tried to warn me But that butt you got Make Me so horney Ooh, rump of smooth skin You say you wanna get in my benz Well use me use me cuz you aint that average groupy I've seen them dancin' To hell with romancin' She's Sweat,Wet, got it goin like a turbo vette I'm tired of magazines Saying flat butts are the thing Take the average black man and ask him that She gotta pack much back So Fellas (yeah) Fellas(yeah) Has your girlfriend got the butt (hell yeah) Well shake it, shake it, shake it, shake it, shake that healthy butt Baby got back (LA face with Oakland booty) I like'em round and big And when I'm throwin a gig I just can't help myself I'm actin like an animal Now here's my scandal I wanna get you home And UH, double up UH UH I aint talkin bout playboy Cuz silicone parts were made for toys I wannem real thick and juicy So find that juicy double Mixalot's in trouble Beggin for a piece of that bubble So I'm lookin' at rock videos Knockin these bimbos walkin like hoes You can have them bimbos I'll keep my women like Flo Jo A word to the thick soul sistas I wanna get with ya I won't cus or hit ya But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna -- Til the break of dawn Baby Got it goin on Alot of pimps won't like this song Cuz them punks lie to hit it and quit it But I'd rather stay and play Cuz I'm long and I'm strong And I'm down to get the friction on So ladies (yeah), Ladies (yeah) Do you wanna roll in my Mercedes (yeah) Then turn around Stick it out Even white boys got to shout Baby got back (LA face with the Oakland booty) Yeah baby When it comes to females Cosmo ain't got nothin to do with my selection 36-24-36 Only if she's 5'3" So your girlfriend throws a Honda Playin workout tapes by Fonda But Fonda ain't got a motor in the back of her Honda My anaconda don't want none unless you've got buns hun You can do side bends or sit-ups, but please don't lose that butt Some brothers wanna play that hard role And tell you that the butt ain't gold So they toss it and leave it And I pull up quick to retrieve it So cosmo says you're fat Well I ain't down with that Cuz your waste is small and your curves are kickin And I'm thinkin bout stickin To the beanpole dames in the magazines You aint it miss thing Give me a sista I can't resist her Red beans and rice did miss her Some knucklehead tried to dis Cuz his girls were on my list He had game but he chose to hit 'em And pulled up quick to get with 'em So ladies if the butt is round And you wanna triple X throw down Dial 1-900-MIXALOT and kick them nasty thoughts Baby got back Baby got back Little in tha middle but she got much back x4
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#16
10-13-2006, 11:02 AM
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Re: Boast: Pizza
Shake it (shake it)
Shake it (shake it) Shake that healthy butt Baby got back
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#18
10-13-2006, 07:22 PM
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Re: Boast: Pizza
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[ QUOTE ] And why have one unfunny male lead in a sitcom when you can have three? [/ QUOTE ] zing lol [/ QUOTE ] wait wait.. dave coulier is actually dave coulier? like the dork from full house? If so, have you banged the olsen twins? Dont worry, in my book even if it was when they were on full house and way before they were legal, its still a brag.
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