what do you say

[xwillience]

'i like girls with a little bit of an ass'

[THAY3R]

"I could give you a good workout 5 minutes a day."

[youcanhaveitall]

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"I could give you a good workout 5 seconds a day."

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FYP

[im a model]

i remember when i was in college in america and this girl whom i had recently thrusted my weener upon was talking to me on AIM and she somehow brought up something about her fatness or being ugly or something and i told her that she could look really look good if she lost like 15 pounds. i can tell you that thats not the way to go. but whatever, i didnt want anymore of that fat uggo anyway yo.

[Borgland]

Must be jelly cause jam dont shake like that.

[oddjob]

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"You could drink whole milk if you wanted to."

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hahahah

[oddjob]

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"I could give you a good workout 5 seconds a day."

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FYP

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I'm pretty sure it's impossible to last 5 seconds.

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no, i can last that long if i'm wearing a rubber

[fluffpop62]

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"You could drink whole milk if you wanted to."

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haha even though I know that's from napolean dynamite, someone actually said it to me and i thought it was hysterical.

OP,
Tell her she's not fat. If she's genuinely not bone, kate moss skinny, she probably thinks she's fat. It's not a lie or an exaggeration, it's just the American "if there is fat on your body, you are fat" concept.

[cata1yst]

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I can't tell with your clothes on.

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Well played.