Taking Granny Down

[samster]

When I was in vegas a couple weeks ago, this guy on my left would continually tease me about "picking on the old ladies" and "taking the old ladies money". My favorite line was "you are straight *gangster* for picking on this old ladies!"

Take the money. They wouldn't cut you any slack, if they knew how.

[Rottersod]

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Not only should you stack her but after you do you should stand up on your chair and yell "SHIIIIIPPP IT!!!!"

Then run around the table yelling "pass the sooooogarrr!!!"

Then jump up and scream "I am the greatest Poka playa ever, you suck old fart. Never play poker again."

Right after doing this expect the table and poker room to ask you for your autograph and provide you with free food and drink... if you pull it off correctly they may think you are a pro and offer you their wives for the evening.

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Um....I'm thinkin' this would be a sure way to get your a s s thrown out not to mention making a complete idiot out of yourself.

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I'm guessing sarcasm is lost on you?

[Rottersod]

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...But lemme tell ya, few of these grannies are very ingratiating and few people will have any serious difficulties smiling on the inside as they stack granny chips.

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LOL. That is exactly what I was thinking.

[AngusThermopyle]

Did she look like...

[Chapter7]

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I thought that in this case, if everyone made a silent agreement not to beat up Granny, I would be happy to comply. There has to be exceptions to the “if he/she sat at the table their money is game” rule. No?

[/ QUOTE ] I'm sure if you don't take it somebody else will in fairly short order.

[KurtSF]

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But lemme tell ya, few of these grannies are very ingratiating and few people will have any serious difficulties smiling on the inside as they stack granny chips.

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I think you mean "grating".

[bav]

Few of the grannies are ingratiating. Many of the grannies are grating.

[Frond]

I'd have no problem taking down Granny. There is that Granny glare that you get when you win a pot against one of em even if you didn't play it too agg.

Hell, if Jed Clampett could take her down than most certainly I can.

[KurtSF]

OIC. Nevermind.

[GTL]

i made 1500 bucks in less than half an hour in the venetian 2-5nl game last july. 500 dollar cap. 1k was from a granny. i zeebo'd her on a 3338 2 board with pocket tens. she rebought twice more. granny can handle the swings.