Ask goofyballer about shipping his first $10k month running 16/13

[React1oN]

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why did you decide to play this style?

[/ QUOTE ]Plays like his ability of charming women ldo.

[GSykes]

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why did you decide to play this style?

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Wins monies OBVS

[The.Accountant]

why do you care if people know your FTP name?

[Eskaborr]

How much of this money is going to go into bribing a girl to sleep with you? I mean a 2k month+virgniity lost isn't so bad right?

[Djeorge]

Why did you only play 5k hands?

[goofyballer]

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Dear Goofyballer,

What are the odds that you'll win your Vegas prop bet? Should I put my money in FOR or AGAINST you?

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Dear MaxRaises,

I'm not really sure. I can better answer this after we go to Pure tonight and hopefully I actually am forced to talk to some women. While I'm not too confident in my own abilities (as history has proven I shouldn't be), I feel that GA would have to be pretty confident in his to book hundreds of dollars of action.

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this and how do I get Micki to sleep with me?

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Stop being such a vag.

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Are you going to spend some of the $ on PUA lessons?

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Nah. GA, nation, 4_2_it, CappyAA, and many others are going to teach me to be an expert PUA for free when they all come in to town next week.

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how much sex did you have this month?

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None, but hey, there's always July.

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how do u feel about the impending losing months that are coming, unless u learn to play more than 250 hands in a session?

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This month has been a bit out of the ordinary; this is the smallest # of hands I've played in a long time. I haven't had a losing month since 2006 though, so I'm not too worried, and even if I did have a crappy month it's not like my roll can't handle it.

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4K hands on 6max in 29 days?

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4.7k!

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why did you decide to play this style?

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Low stress, and being a nit ships monies. I get ridiculous amounts of action when I clearly shouldn't given my stats.

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why do you care if people know your FTP name?

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I feel like I play/run better right now than I did when my nick was goofyballer. Not in a superstitious way, in a "people probably play differently against me if they know I'm goofyballer" way.

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How much of this money is going to go into bribing a girl to sleep with you? I mean a 2k month+virgniity lost isn't so bad right?

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How much do you think Shana would charge? Also, I'm not a virgin, I'm not sure why this is such a common misconception on the forum.

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Why did you only play 5k hands?

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I'm lazy. Also, you can see I had a low MT ratio; frequently I'll be down to 1 table and not have any good tables to waitlist at 2/4+ (I'm a pretty big game selection nit, I generally won't play a table if there isn't at least a 40+ vpip on it unlike the rest of you morons that sit around trying to outplay tables full of 25/20s) and I'll be too bored and just quit. This wasn't really ever a problem when I played 1/2 or lower.

[Eskaborr]

Serious? What kinda budget would you give me to get you laid by shana.. how much is it worth to you. I was kidding about the virgin thing.

[Reef]

whats it like knowing ur gonna be doomswitched in ur next 5k hands?

[Cumulonimbus]

goofy,

do you mind if I call you poopdick?

<3 kyle

[tommyhawkers]

Well played goofy.. baaalllin.. i expect u to buy me a drink in the near the future