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Old 10-26-2007, 07:51 AM
adsman adsman is offline
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

I'm going to go with Tuq but with a slight variation. Tell her you want anal. Hell, you've got nothing to lose and it sounds like this will be your only chance ever. In your life.
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Old 10-26-2007, 07:58 AM
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

OP, i have to agree that you are a pussy. One of those really loose pussies that you get lost in.
Man up and dump her. Cut all ties. Women like to be treated very nicely but that is a two way street- and right now you are getting run over, damn near roadkill.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:36 AM
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

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Poker Wake up call:

Let's say you live to be 80. (Pot = $80)
You've invested 6 years. ($6)
You break up, and are still having a side-relationship (Didn't make anything on the river, but still like your hand)
She leaves you temporarily for another guy who is interested in her a lot. (He pushes all-in)

Do you call or fold?

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At times I don't mind a poker analogy if it's relevant.

This is definitely not one of those times.

(What I really wanted to say was: That's by far the most retarded poker analogy I have ever read.)

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OP had a hand worth playing preflop. ( if she was truly a 7 or better)( or an OOT 4)
OP caught a piece on the flop. enough to invest in the hand for 6 years on and off. (might have been the highly prized, certainly sought after anal)
Nearly got it all in on the turn (turnover for anal?)( almost married?) but the turn was also scarey, and it is now revealed you are playing out of position( she is doing another guy temporarily....seconds, sloppy?)
Fold now. You are drawing dead.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:14 PM
GinaSD GinaSD is offline
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

What kind of 'love'? Is she saying she feels the comfortable - safe love that comes from being with someone a long time? It doesn't sound like she's feeling in-love, which isn't unusual- those feelings usually transform into the other over time.

The issue is the other man. She feels love for you, but she's with someone else. Is she willing to turn that away to be with you? Is she willing to act on this love she feels for you, other than by having intermittent sex and communication with you?

If not, you've really got to move on. You deserve to be with someone who WANTS to be with you, and not someone who happens to sometimes be with you.

You two really should talk and either make a committment to each other, or commit to a future where there are no "benefits" other than a possible friendship.
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Old 10-26-2007, 04:19 PM
Spellmen Spellmen is offline
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

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you are a pussy. Stop being a pussy.

also, it doesnt matter what anyone tells you, because you are a pussy and you already know what you are going to do. cuz you're a pussy

stop being a pussy

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This might be the best advice I've ever seen in OOT.
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:26 PM
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

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you are a pussy. Stop being a pussy.

also, it doesnt matter what anyone tells you, because you are a pussy and you already know what you are going to do. cuz you're a pussy

stop being a pussy

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This might be the best advice I've ever seen in OOT.

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There should be an alobarisright gimmick account or something...
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Old 10-26-2007, 05:27 PM
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

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Pics?

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Old 10-26-2007, 05:44 PM
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

Poker Wake up call:

Let's say you live to be 80. (Pot = $80)
You've invested 6 years. ($6)
You break up, and are still having a side-relationship (Didn't make anything on the river, but still like your hand)
She leaves you temporarily for another guy who is interested in her a lot. (He pushes all-in)

Do you call or fold?


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best post i have read here in a LONG time
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Old 10-26-2007, 06:01 PM
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

Plan: Marry her, have kids, and then sue the other dude (who actually fathered the kids) for $750k like this plumber.
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Old 10-26-2007, 08:36 PM
AlexM AlexM is offline
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Default Re: Ex Girlfriend Post...go ahead rip it apart.

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you are a pussy. Stop being a pussy.

also, it doesnt matter what anyone tells you, because you are a pussy and you already know what you are going to do. cuz you're a pussy

stop being a pussy

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This might be the best advice I've ever seen in OOT.

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