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#92
10-15-2007, 06:58 AM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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[ QUOTE ] Sadly no-one is dumb enough to sleep with me [/ QUOTE ] we get it, you're trying to play the lovable loser who wallows in self-pity [/ QUOTE ] Suck my deek? 
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#93
10-15-2007, 07:23 AM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
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[ QUOTE ] This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year. [/ QUOTE ] So, did she like to suck deeks? [/ QUOTE ] Actually no, no she didn't. On a related note, my gf and I were driving around near her hometown and slightly lost and looking for street signs. Me: Do you know where we are? GF: Hmmm. (sees street sign) why do I know Dixwell (St.)? Me: Cause you're a whore? Her: ?? I was disappointed that she didn't get it. Thankfully we passed Dixwell Car Wash and Express Lube and I shoved the joke down her throat.
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#94
10-15-2007, 07:42 AM
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one of my friends ex-gfs whom he went out with for ~year said some of the most shockingly dumb stuff i've ever heard. my favourite of all time was when she turned to the group of us at the bar and asked "so is jewish a country?" [/ QUOTE ] Yes. Apparently it's right there near The Iraq.
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#95
10-15-2007, 10:05 AM
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This one girl i slept with saw more than one duck and said "look at the deeks?". she didn't know the plural of duck was ducks. we dated for over a year. I got plenty of others that are worse, let me think. [/ QUOTE ] Before I read any further, just let me say [censored] awesome Noah.
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#97
10-15-2007, 10:36 AM
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[ QUOTE ] I've had over 100 one night stands easily and probably 75% of them were with dumb girls. I'm married now, so the one nighters are few and far between but the best was when a girl and I would wake up and I would make up different excuses for why they had to leave NOW and they would believe them. The most far out was when I told a girl that a squirrel chewed through the phone line and she had to leave immediately because I had to go to the phone company because I was expecting an extremely important phone call. She knew I had a cell phone and didnt even question it. I gave her my old number that was no longer in service and when I saw her out again, she said she called but the number wasnt in service. I told her that the squirrel caused a ton of damage and our phone line still wasnt working. [/ QUOTE ] so not only are you fulla poo....but ur a cheater too?? and claim to be a multi time cheater?? awesome!! u are soooo cool!! There are no words for what I think u are... and the girl probably didnt buy the excuse...she just didnt care enough to question it... Side note: Im usually the dumb girl...ill go ahead and say it before everyone else does [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] You are exactly like a couple of the girls' friends that I use to hook up with regularly. They would go on and on about how disgusting I was to do the things I did and how I was such an [censored] and they would never ever hook up with someone like me and then, woops, magically they would end up f*cking me too. I think it just comes from being curious. Why in the world would these dumb girls keep letting me use them one after another often times within the same circle of friends? Must be a reason, wonder what it is? And then most of them would investigate and find out why. Ho, hum.
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#99
10-15-2007, 03:45 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
ex-gf: "What's a verb?"
She was a 5th-year senior in college and completely serious.
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#100
10-15-2007, 03:51 PM
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Re: Dumb people you\'ve slept with?
Negative comments towards Jews ARE antisemantic.
Semitic languages: This family includes the ancient and modern forms of Amharic, Arabic, Aramaic, Akkadian, Ge'ez, Hebrew, Phoenician, Maltese, Tigre and Tigrinya among others.
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