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Funniest Matasow chat yet
Kayah Dog (Observer): laughing at idiots like you that buy into
this Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): hmm Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): maybe but you still more idiot talking like that Kayah Dog (Observer): nope son i dont think so Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): if you said it's fake go away Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): son ? Mike Matusow (Observer): its so fake that why im like 50 milion in debt Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): my dad is'nt a parano wih a compiracy theorem in his head Gnhomer (Observer): lol@mike Mike Matusow (Observer): if u givr me money i lost back id beleive u Kayah Dog (Observer): your in debt cause you stink Claim Ur Sugar (Observer): weee mikeyeeeeee Mike Matusow (Observer): how can i stink its not real its a put on by the site Mike Matusow (Observer): that what u say moron Mike Matusow (Observer): ok im done later Kayah Dog (Observer): mike i bill bust you up Dreamclown96 (Observer): what a dope its fake lol Mike Matusow (Observer): u a 12 yr old kid punk tha thas no clue Dreamclown96 (Observer): lol Mike Matusow (Observer): go to school slipjack2k6 (Observer): sup mikey? u gonna play today? Mike Matusow (Observer): before mommy grounds u |
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
Yet he continues to play online and get more and more in debt. He's a drug addict and has a gambling problem. Sadly, this path doesn't look good for him and he might end up dead one way or the other. Sad but true
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
How about this gem...
Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u Slikoner: lol SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice today SDeeSU (Observer): lol Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get me back Mike Matusow: ther plottting Mike Matusow: cats meowing Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut them up Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497) Dealer: Hand #1999887806 Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool Slikoner: lol Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss Slikoner: thats the ticket mike Mike Matusow: lol Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the term soreass. SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font> |
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
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How about this gem... Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u Slikoner: lol SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice today SDeeSU (Observer): lol Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get me back Mike Matusow: ther plottting Mike Matusow: cats meowing Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut them up Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497) Dealer: Hand #1999887806 Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool Slikoner: lol Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss Slikoner: thats the ticket mike Mike Matusow: lol Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the term soreass. SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font> [/ QUOTE ] This is made my day. |
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined. How many people have died from overdosing/too much weed? None.
How many from alcohol - 100s of thousands. I have only smoked pot 2 times in the last five years. Any person who thinks pot is even close to being as bad for you as alcohol is an idiot. |
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
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Alcohol kills more people than all illegal drugs combined. How many people have died from overdosing/too much weed? None. How many from alcohol - 100s of thousands. I have only smoked pot 2 times in the last five years. Any person who thinks pot is even close to being as bad for you as alcohol is an idiot. [/ QUOTE ] there are no reported deaths to pot ever! legalize it and start taxing the hell out of it and get our country out of debt! |
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
How can anyone rate any of these umpteen Matusow chats as the "funniest" ???...they are all the same.
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
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How about this gem... Mike Matusow: y im klling u u hit 7k 3outter im rapping u Slikoner: lol SDeeSU (Observer): mike = luckbox Mike Matusow: i just thew the cat against the wall cause of u Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL Mike Matusow: and just beat my girlfriend up witha fking whip qsdaddy (Observer): i'll bet she liked it SDeeSU (Observer): ugg i want to rape a pro Wheeler92 (Observer): love me two times baby, love me twice today SDeeSU (Observer): lol Mike Matusow: now the cat and here are in it together to get me back Mike Matusow: ther plottting Mike Matusow: cats meowing Mike Matusow: and shes fking ranting Mike Matusow: think i should fk them both in the asss to shut them up Dealer: Slikoner wins the pot ($497) Dealer: Hand #1999887806 Wheeler92 (Observer): LOL MrOrange8 (Observer): looooooooooooool Slikoner: lol Wheeler92 (Observer): oh boyyyyyy SDeeSU (Observer): i like how he talks out of his a ss Slikoner: thats the ticket mike Mike Matusow: lol Wheeler92 (Observer): lil tip of advice mikey, start with the Cat junk007stock (Observer): That brings a litteral meaning to the term soreass. SDeeSU (Observer): sorry mike no pus sy for u Slikoner: lol <font color="red"> </font> [/ QUOTE ] 1st Place |
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
anybody who considers being stuck 400k a big huge deal when he was playing/plays several tables of 1k/2k mixed games and 2/4 PLO/NLH against some of the toughest players around is an idiot.. several million dollar downswings are not out of possibility and probably common.
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Re: Funniest Matasow chat yet
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anybody who considers being stuck 400k a big huge deal when he was playing/plays several tables of 1k/2k mixed games and 2/4 PLO/NLH against some of the toughest players around is an idiot.. several million dollar downswings are not out of possibility and probably common. [/ QUOTE ] yeah just the 200/400 NLHE and PLO I think every major player besides Ivey has had a 1million+ downswing, and Ivey hasn't played very much at all so his is coming |
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