Ask pergesu for advice for the next three hours

[pergesu]

This isn't an ask anything thread. You ask for advice specifically. My only credentials are that I've met Dom in real life and I've peed in a fat girl's mouth. Go.

[edfurlong]

I get packages from overseas that I have to sign for from time to time. The mailman always comments on how its from pakistan or wherever. I usually just stare at him until he gives me the slip to sign, should I just punch him in the face instead?

[pergesu]

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I get packages from overseas that I have to sign for from time to time. The mailman always comments on how its from pakistan or wherever. I usually just stare at him until he gives me the slip to sign, should I just punch him in the face instead?

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Say, "Oh my cousin Baklabar is very nice fellow! Hev nice day!"

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[EYEWHITES]

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I get packages from overseas that I have to sign for from time to time. The mailman always comments on how its from pakistan or wherever. I usually just stare at him until he gives me the slip to sign, should I just punch him in the face instead?

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and if you chose punch in the face how do you prepiar for jail time?


a blind man walks into a bar what does he say?

[pergesu]

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I get packages from overseas that I have to sign for from time to time. The mailman always comments on how its from pakistan or wherever. I usually just stare at him until he gives me the slip to sign, should I just punch him in the face instead?

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and if you chose punch in the face how do you prepiar for jail time?

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Shove a led pipe up yer ass, progressively larger every day


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a blind man walks into a bar what does he say?

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Move bitch get out da way!

[pergesu]

dude you can say bitch on these forums. I didn't know that. sweet.

[edfurlong]

I called the cops on a gentleman that was pushing his shopping cart up and down the middle of the street outside my apartment for a good half hour while yelling at the crack dealers across the street.

The cops tried to talk him into leaving and got back in their cars. After this he starts yelling at the crack dealers again. One of the cops starts WHISPERING into his loudspeaker thing telling him to go away. I'm not sure if you know how loud speakers work, but whispering is roughly as loud as yelling, should I have thrown bottles at the cop car?

Edit: to be clear, the people around here that do this stuff are trying to get picked up so they can get a bed for the night.

[edfurlong]

I don't know if you are pooping or something, but I require an answer.

[pergesu]

Any time you can go 187 on a [censored] cop it's gooood

[pergesu]

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I don't know if you are pooping or something, but I require an answer.

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I was talking to my friend who told me she got engaged (which turned out to be an april fool's joke which I totally fell for). Calm yer balls.