lol schneids attempts no limit

stinkypete · #1 03-17-2007, 03:21 AM

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $20 BB (6 handed) pokerhand.org hand converter

CO ($593.50)
Button ($2107)
Schneids ($4164)
BB ($3881)
UTG ($430)
MP ($9817)

Preflop: Schneids is SB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
4 folds, Schneids completes, BB checks.

Flop: ($40) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Schneids bets $40, BB raises to $100, Schneids calls $60.

Turn: ($240) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Schneids checks, BB bets $140, Schneids raises to $650, BB calls $510.

River: ($1540) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Schneids bets $1220, BB calls $1220.

Final Pot: $3980

Results in white below: 
Schneids has 6c 7h (high card, king).
BB has Qh 3c (one pair, queens).
Outcome: BB wins $3980.

Stake Monster · #2 03-17-2007, 03:34 AM

that other guy didn't do too well either.

Schneids · #3 03-17-2007, 03:35 AM

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that other guy didn't do too well either.

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No limits is fun.

PokerStars Game #8942640392: Hold'em No Limit ($10/$20) - 2007/03/17 - 03:30:28 (ET)
Table 'Mathilde II' 9-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: cedricpsup ($400 in chips)
Seat 2: zakharka ($3977 in chips)
Seat 3: PreAsh ($873.90 in chips)
Seat 4: Semifaded ($1534 in chips)
Seat 5: PapaWarbucks ($2971.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Asiandude77 ($1867 in chips)
Seat 7: NoraFlum ($20 in chips)
Seat 8: Taraka ($2252 in chips)
PreAsh: posts small blind $10
Semifaded: posts big blind $20
EightAces619: sits out
cedricpsup: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Jh Ad]
PapaWarbucks: raises $50 to $70
Asiandude77: folds
NoraFlum: folds
NoraFlum leaves the table
Taraka: folds
cedricpsup: calls $50
zakharka: folds
PreAsh: folds
Semifaded: folds
*** FLOP *** [Ks Jc As]
PapaWarbucks: bets $330
cedricpsup: calls $330 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ks Jc As] [4s]
*** RIVER *** [Ks Jc As 4s] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [Jh Ad] (two pair, Aces and Jacks)
cedricpsup: shows [Js 9c] (a flush, Ace high)
cedricpsup collected $827 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $830 | Rake $3
Board [Ks Jc As 4s 3s]
Seat 1: cedricpsup showed [Js 9c] and won ($827) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: zakharka (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PreAsh (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: Semifaded (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: PapaWarbucks showed [Jh Ad] and lost with two pair, Aces and Jacks
Seat 6: Asiandude77 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: NoraFlum folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: Taraka folded before Flop (didn't bet)

NNNNOOOOONAN · #4 03-17-2007, 03:38 AM

brag: "attempting" NLHE at $10/$20

SkeetyMcdoogle · #5 03-17-2007, 03:38 AM

see schneids in NL you still get owned by flushes on the river but the computer just saves you button clicking

BaddTag · #6 03-17-2007, 03:51 AM

That hand totally exemplifies the spewtardedness of a limit
guy playing nl. Checkraise! LOL

Schneids · #7 03-17-2007, 03:58 AM

I practically never misclick, but two dumb costly misclicks in a five minute stretch is making me call it a night...

This one I just wanted to cold call the river, so, only a $200 misclick:

scossett: posts small blind $50
doulas12: posts big blind $100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [7d 7s]
valesco: raises $100 to $200
runawayT: calls $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $100 to $300
scossett: folds
doulas12 has timed out while being disconnected
doulas12 is being treated as all-in
valesco: calls $100
runawayT: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [As Kh 9c]
valesco: checks
runawayT: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
*** TURN *** [As Kh 9c] [8d]
doulas12 is disconnected
doulas12 is connected
valesco: checks
runawayT: checks
PapaWarbucks: checks
*** RIVER *** [As Kh 9c 8d] [7h]
valesco: bets $200
runawayT: raises $200 to $400
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $600
valesco: folds
runawayT: raises $200 to $800
Betting is capped
PapaWarbucks: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
runawayT: shows [Ts Jh] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
neverwin joins the table at seat #2
runawayT collected $2000 from side pot
doulas12: mucks hand
doulas12 is sitting out
runawayT collected $448 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2450 Main pot $448. Side pot $2000. | Rake $2
Board [As Kh 9c 8d 7h]
Seat 1: scossett (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: doulas12 (big blind) mucked [4s 5c]
Seat 4: valesco folded on the River
Seat 5: runawayT showed [Ts Jh] and won ($2448) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 6: PapaWarbucks (button) folded on the River

This one really chaps me though since it's probably a $1500+ misclick.

POKERSTARS GAME #8942747803: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($10/$20) - 2007/03/17 - 03:45:45 (ET)
Table 'Kobresia II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Olis2 ($1765 in chips)
Seat 3: PapaWarbucks ($2537 in chips)
Seat 4: T_Mac ($7938.50 in chips)
Seat 5: Leeb18509 ($616 in chips)
Seat 6: lars_vegas ($9515 in chips)
T_Mac: posts small blind $10
Leeb18509: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Qs Qd]
lars_vegas: raises $60 to $80
Olis2: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $2457 to $2537 and is all-in
T_Mac: folds
Leeb18509: folds
lars_vegas: calls $2457
*** FLOP *** [7d Ad Tc]
*** TURN *** [7d Ad Tc] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [7d Ad Tc 2s] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lars_vegas: shows [Kh Ks] (a pair of Kings)
PapaWarbucks: mucks hand
lars_vegas collected $5102 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $5104 | Rake $2
Board [7d Ad Tc 2s 4s]
Seat 1: Olis2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: PapaWarbucks (button) mucked [Qs Qd]
Seat 4: T_Mac (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: Leeb18509 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: lars_vegas showed [Kh Ks] and won ($5102) with a pair of Kings

apefish · #8 03-17-2007, 04:03 AM

Threads like this make the entire state of Minnesota hurt. Please do not start Schneids threads unless they include [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]s or mention of how much the Twins rule.
Thanks.

Schneids · #9 03-17-2007, 04:14 AM

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Threads like this make the entire state of Minnesota hurt. Please do not start Schneids threads unless they include [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]s or mention of how much the Twins rule.
Thanks.

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Here is my fav [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] lhe hand I can give you from my brief session tonight because there was v minimal doubt in my mind i had the best hand on the flop:

doulas12: posts small blind $50
valesco: posts big blind $100
runawayT: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [9h Jh]
PapaWarbucks: raises $100 to $200
scossett: folds
doulas12: raises $100 to $300
valesco: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $100 to $400
Betting is capped
doulas12: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [Th 3d Jd]
doulas12: bets $100
PapaWarbucks: raises $100 to $200
doulas12: raises $100 to $300
PapaWarbucks: raises $100 to $400
Betting is capped
doulas12: calls $100
*** TURN *** [Th 3d Jd] [8c]
doulas12: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
doulas12: calls $200
*** RIVER *** [Th 3d Jd 8c] [Js]
doulas12: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
doulas12: calls $200
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [9h Jh] (three of a kind, Jacks)
doulas12: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $2498 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2500 | Rake $2
Board [Th 3d Jd 8c Js]
Seat 1: scossett (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: doulas12 (small blind) mucked [Ac Kh]
Seat 4: valesco (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: PapaWarbucks showed [9h Jh] and won ($2498) with three of a kind, Jacks

With a runner up getting lucky one:

cdragon52: posts small blind $50
doulas12: posts big blind $100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [8d 9h]
valesco: folds
PapaWarbucks: raises $100 to $200
cdragon52: calls $150
doulas12: calls $100
*** FLOP *** [4c 7s 3h]
cdragon52: bets $100
doulas12: calls $100
PapaWarbucks: calls $100
*** TURN *** [4c 7s 3h] [Ks]
cdragon52: bets $200
doulas12: calls $200
PapaWarbucks: raises $200 to $400
cdragon52: calls $200
doulas12: calls $200
*** RIVER *** [4c 7s 3h Ks] [8h]
cdragon52: checks
doulas12: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $200
cdragon52: calls $200
doulas12: folds
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [8d 9h] (a pair of Eights)
cdragon52: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $2498 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $2500 | Rake $2
Board [4c 7s 3h Ks 8h]
Seat 2: cdragon52 (small blind) mucked [Ah 7h]
Seat 3: doulas12 (big blind) folded on the River
Seat 4: valesco folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: PapaWarbucks (button) showed [8d 9h] and won ($2498) with a pair of Eights

And, 2 extra bonus [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] no limit ones!!!:

Seat 1: VChillin ($705.50 in chips)
Seat 2: zakharka ($1940 in chips)
Seat 3: PapaWarbucks ($1735 in chips)
Seat 4: T_Mac ($4671 in chips)
Seat 5: Taraka ($1970 in chips)
Seat 6: lars_vegas ($11544 in chips)
T_Mac: posts small blind $10
Taraka: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [9d Td]
lars_vegas: raises $60 to $80
VChillin: folds
zakharka: folds
PapaWarbucks: calls $80
T_Mac: folds
Taraka: folds
*** FLOP *** [8h Jd Jc]
Taraka said, "lars, hu?"
lars_vegas: bets $160
PapaWarbucks: calls $160
*** TURN *** [8h Jd Jc] [7c]
lars_vegas: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $350
lars_vegas: raises $770 to $1120
PapaWarbucks: raises $375 to $1495 and is all-in
lars_vegas: calls $375
VChillin is disconnected
*** RIVER *** [8h Jd Jc 7c] [Kh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
lars_vegas: shows [Jh 9h] (three of a kind, Jacks)
PapaWarbucks: shows [9d Td] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
VChillin is connected
PapaWarbucks collected $3497 from pot

Semifaded: posts small blind $10
PapaWarbucks: posts big blind $20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PapaWarbucks [Qh Jh]
Asiandude77: raises $50 to $70
PreAsh: folds
Semifaded: calls $60
PapaWarbucks: calls $50
*** FLOP *** [Th 9c 8h]
Semifaded: checks
PapaWarbucks: bets $160
Asiandude77: calls $160
Semifaded: folds
*** TURN *** [Th 9c 8h] [Qd]
PapaWarbucks: bets $500
Asiandude77: raises $1038 to $1538 and is all-in
PapaWarbucks: calls $903 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Th 9c 8h Qd] [4s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
PapaWarbucks: shows [Qh Jh] (a straight, Eight to Queen)
Asiandude77: mucks hand
PapaWarbucks collected $3334 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $3336 | Rake $2
Board [Th 9c 8h Qd 4s]
Seat 3: PreAsh (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: Semifaded (small blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 5: PapaWarbucks (big blind) showed [Qh Jh] and won ($3334) with a straight, Eight to Queen
Seat 9: Asiandude77 mucked [Ah Kh]

T_Mac · #10 03-17-2007, 04:43 AM

lol that was me in the first hand

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that other guy didn't do too well either.

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thanks for the tip