Official SSSH LC/NC Thread for November! - Page 46

sethypooh21 · #**451** 11-13-2007, 07:53 PM

God that hand tilts me.

Volkan-20 · #**452** 11-13-2007, 08:44 PM

Watch teh expert value-call with his nuts on the river. Roflmao why do the always get there?

AbsolutePoker
Limit Holdem Ring game
Limit: $3/$6
6 players
Converter

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
3 folds, Button calls, SB raises, Hero 3-bets, Button calls, SB caps, Hero calls, Button calls.

Flop: 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (12SB, 3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button calls, SB 3-bets, Hero caps, Button calls, SB calls.

Turn: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (12BB, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB calls.

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (15BB, 3 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, Button calls, SB calls.

Results:
Final pot: 18BB
Hero Shows Ac Ah
Button Shows Qc Jc
SB Mucks Qd Qs

Absolution · #**453** 11-13-2007, 08:45 PM

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Not sure what I do that inspires this kind of retardedness but it always seems like when I am dead on they still get bailed out.

PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP raises, CO folds, Button folds, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, MP calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

River: (7.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB

Results:

MP shows Th, 4s (two pair, Tens and Eights).
Hero mucks As, Kd.
Outcome: MP wins 9.20 BB.
($3.00 Rake)


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This is so completely standard for internet poker though isn't it?

Absolution · #**454** 11-13-2007, 09:01 PM

These plays are so satisfying, even if I dropped 69BB this session:

PokerStars 1/2 Hold'em (5 handed) Poker Stars Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Preflop: Hero is UTG with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
Hero raises, MP 3-bets, 3 folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.50 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.75 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

River: (6.75 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero raises, MP calls.

Final Pot: 10.75 BB

Results in white below: 
Hero has 5c 5s (two pair, fives and fours).
MP has Ah 5h (one pair, fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 10.75 BB.

milesdyson · #**455** 11-13-2007, 10:46 PM

Abso - holla. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] [ QUOTE ]
Dropping 69BB is standard when you play like this:

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and some hands. im so close to getting my total AF below 1.

Hand #1
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 4 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
CO folds, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, BB folds, Hero calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB 3-bets, Hero caps!, SB calls. <--tag LOL GUY

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results:
SB mucks Qs, Ad.
Hero shows 7s, 6s (Straight, four to eight).
Outcome: Hero wins 14.30 BB.
($2.00 Rake)

Hand #2
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, CO calls, Button calls, SB raises, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (8.00 SB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, CO folds, Button calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, Button folds, SB 3-bets, Hero calls.

River: (11.50 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

Final Pot: 15.50 BB

Results:
SB shows Ac, Qc (Straight, ace to five).
Hero shows 8s, Js (Flush, queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins 15.15 BB.
($3.50 Rake)

Hand #3
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO raises, Button calls, Hero calls, BB folds.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Button calls, Hero raises, CO calls, Button 3-bets, Hero calls, CO calls.

Turn: (8.00 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, CO calls, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, Button calls.

River: (15.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Final Pot: 17.00 BB

Results:
Button mucks 6c, 6d. <-- NICE DISCIPLINE. NOTE HOW I USED HIM TO BET/3BET THE TURN LOL.
Hero shows 8h, 8d (Full house, eights full of threes).
CO mucks 5h, 4h.
Outcome: Hero wins 15.24 BB.
($17.52 Rake)

Hand #4
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP calls, CO folds, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, MP folds, Button folds, SB calls.

Turn: (4.00 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero raises, SB calls.

River: (8.00 BB) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB checks, Hero bets, SB raises, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 12.00 BB

Results:
SB shows 7c, Ah (One pair, sevens). <-- LOL I PLAY WITH THIS GUY LIKE EVERY DAY.
Hero shows 4d, 7d (Two Pair, sevens and fours).
Outcome: Hero wins 11.70 BB.
($3.00 Rake)

Hand #5
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is CO with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises, Button folds, SB calls, BB calls.

Flop: (6.00 SB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB checks, Hero bets, SB calls, BB calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, BB bets, Hero calls, SB folds.

River: (6.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results:
BB shows 8c, Ks (ace high).
Hero shows Tc, Qc (One pair, queens).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.20 BB.
($3.00 Rake)

Hand #6
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO raises, Hero 3-bets, SB folds, BB folds, CO calls.

Flop: (7.60 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO checks, Hero bets, CO calls.

Turn: (4.80 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets, Hero calls.

River: (6.80 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
CO bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.80 BB

Results:
CO shows 8c, Jc (One pair, threes).
Hero shows Kc, Qd (One pair, threes).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.50 BB. <-- OBVIOUSLY THIS GUY WENT ON TILT
($3.00 Rake)

Hand #7
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP calls, CO calls, Button calls, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: (5.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, MP checks, CO checks, Button bets, SB folds, Hero calls, MP folds, CO folds.

Turn: (3.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

River: (5.50 BB) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7.50 BB

Results:
Button shows 7h, Kh (ace high).
Hero shows Qc, 6s (One pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 7.20 BB.
($3.00 Rake)

Hand #8
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, CO folds, Button raises, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, Button calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, Button calls.

Turn: (4.50 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

River: (6.50 BB) 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, Button bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 8.50 BB

Results:
Button shows 8d, Kc (Three of a kind, fives). <-- defensive checks seem to work like every time for me lolokay
Hero shows 8s, 8c (Full house, fives full of eights).
Outcome: Hero wins 8.15 BB.
($3.50 Rake)

Hand #9
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 3 players

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
Button calls, Hero calls, BB checks.

Flop: (3.00 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Button folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (2.50 BB) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

River: (4.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, BB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 6.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows 5c, Jc (One pair, jacks).
BB shows 5d, Qs (queen high).
Outcome: Hero wins 6.30 BB.
($2.00 Rake)

Hand #10
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, CO folds, Button folds, SB raises, Hero calls.

Flop: (4.00 SB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Turn: (3.00 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

River: (5.00 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 7.00 BB

Results:
SB shows 4c, 2s (ten high).
Hero shows 6h, 4h (One pair, sixes).
Outcome: Hero wins 6.70 BB.
($3.00 Rake)

Hand #11
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, CO calls, Button folds, SB calls, Hero checks.

Flop: (3.00 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
SB checks, Hero checks, CO bets, SB folds, Hero calls.

Turn: (2.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

River: (4.50 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, CO bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 6.50 BB

Results:
Hero shows 6s, Ts (Two Pair, jacks and sixes).
CO shows 7d, 9h (One pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins 6.15 BB.

Hand #12
$3/$6 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP folds, CO raises, Button 3-bets, SB caps!, Hero calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Flop: (16.00 SB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, Hero folds, CO raises, Button calls.

Turn: (10.50 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 players)
CO bets, Button calls.

River: (12.50 BB) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 players)
CO bets, Button calls.

Final Pot: 14.50 BB

Results:
CO shows 5c, Ac (Full house, aces full of nines).
Button mucks Js, Jc.
SB mucks 7s, 7c.
Outcome: CO wins 9.33 BB.

Hand #13
$5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players

Preflop: Hero is BB with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP raises, CO 3-bets, Button calls, SB calls, Hero calls, MP calls.

Flop: (15.00 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 players)
SB bets, Hero calls, MP calls, CO raises, Button calls, SB 3-bets, Hero folds, MP calls, CO calls, Button calls.

Turn: (14.00 BB) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 players)
SB bets, MP folds, CO calls, Button folds.

River: (16.00 BB) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 players)
SB bets, CO calls.

Final Pot: 18.00 BB

Results:
SB shows 8c, 9c (Straight, seven to jack).
CO mucks Ad, As.
Outcome: SB wins 17.65 BB.

Tryptamean · #**456** 11-13-2007, 11:08 PM

anybody have advice for dealing with general computer tilt? I feel like my poker tilt has been controlled very well lately, but [censored] computers still put me in a mind bending rage on a semi regular basis...........

yourface · #**457** 11-13-2007, 11:20 PM

I've always wanted to snap a laptop in half over my knee. I think that would relieve a lot of computer tilt

Tryptamean · #**458** 11-13-2007, 11:32 PM

hm, maybe i should try that, as my desktop is giving me the problems... maybe that will scare it enough to ackrite

MacGuyV · #**459** 11-13-2007, 11:38 PM

I pwn you.

Full Tilt Poker $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 5 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is UTG with Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
Hero raises, CO folds, Button folds, SB folds, BB 3-bets, Hero calls.

Flop: (6.50 SB) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

Turn: (3.25 BB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB checks, Hero checks.

River: (3.25 BB) Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
BB bets, Hero raises, BB calls.

Final Pot: 7.25 BB

Results:

BB mucks Ac, Kc.
Hero shows Qh, Th (two pair, Queens and Tens).
Outcome: Hero wins 6.95 BB.
($3.00 Rake)

MitchL · #**460** 11-13-2007, 11:44 PM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Not sure what I do that inspires this kind of retardedness but it always seems like when I am dead on they still get bailed out.

PokerStars $5/$10 Limit Hold'em - 6 players
Hand Converter Tool from DeucesCracked.com

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, MP raises, CO folds, Button folds, Hero 3-bets, BB folds, MP calls.

Flop: (7.00 SB) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero bets, MP raises, Hero calls.

Turn: (5.50 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

River: (7.50 BB) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 players)
Hero checks, MP bets, Hero calls.

Final Pot: 9.50 BB

Results:

MP shows Th, 4s (two pair, Tens and Eights).
Hero mucks As, Kd.
Outcome: MP wins 9.20 BB.
($3.00 Rake)


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This is so completely standard for internet poker though isn't it?

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Yes.

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