2 out of 3 goals accomplished at college

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dont tell me youre actually going to delete this. dont do it.

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You got the exact opposite meaning from my post as intended. The post while.....well wow, clearly shows effort and thought. That is what I require.

Let's get back the mace, facial and oh god getting peed on.

[MrWookie]

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dont tell me youre actually going to delete this. dont do it.

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please, don't.

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Don't you guys remember? While he bans liberally, [censored] isn't deleting virtually anything but spam. There has been plenty of trash that's been allowed to live, and this is pure gold.

[StevieG]

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This might be the greatest post ever. I predict it won't make it until midnight.

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it was good well before goal #3, but that, and the reported salutary effects it had for his pal, put it well over the top

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i couldnt take any chances here.

[MattSuspect]

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This might be the greatest post ever.

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I still have faith in [censored]. This is gold.

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Christ I missed this the first time around.


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(he stuck a poolstick up her ass,

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this is some [censored] up [censored] man

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dont tell me youre actually going to delete this. dont do it.

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please, don't.

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Don't you guys remember? While he bans liberally, [censored] isn't deleting virtually anything but spam. There has been plenty of trash that's been allowed to live, and this is pure gold.

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Exactly man.

and while I have no doubt theredlight will go down at some point it wont be because of this.

[Hopey]

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None of this all over her chin [censored] either, it was all over her.

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She almost didn't go down on me (I had some raunch cock stench from not showering since Sunday night).

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Oh, FYI my first goal was to win a fight - did that the cheap way. I actually used a one-shotter of mace from my keychain (ordered it online), so Im not too proud of it but it did the job.

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It was great because after like 30 seconds he just had this muffled crying going on.

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Goal #3 might seem [censored] up to you, but basically I want a girl to piss on me in the shower.

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[StevieG]

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Anyways I want to try and lock in on a girlfriend for this one, since obviously I wouldnt let just any girl do this.

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obviously

[mslif]

Congratulations on fulfilling your goals, you are one sick puppy.