Your favorite NON-recurring Seinfeld character...

[EHoffman]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
I want to say the two gay guys who stole the armoire from Kramer in the Soup Nazi episode, but I feel like they might have appeared in another episode. The interactions between the two of them and with Kramer were hilarious.

[/ QUOTE ]
They're in at least two eps, cuz they were in the AIDS walk episode, probably three I feel like, but yea they're hilarious, I'm curious where the idea for their characters came from in Jerrys/whoevers life or whatever.

[/ QUOTE ]

They were in three: The Soup Nazi, The Ribbon, and The Puerto Rican Day.

[/ QUOTE ]

The ribbon is not an episode. It is a line in The Puerto Rican Day:

"Tell me, who doesn't want to wear the ribbon!"

[/ QUOTE ]
You're wrong. The episode isn't called The Ribbon, it's actually The Sponge. But they definitely appear in 3 episodes.

Also, I consider the two-part Bottle Deposit to be one episode.

[billymonk]

"Fragile" Frankie.

[Matador225]

Sid Fields, the old man that Jerry visits when he gets involved with that senior citizens outreach program.
Just a few of his gems:
-Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry Seinfeld, the agency sent me.

Sid: Agency? What agency? The *CIA*?

Jerry: No, no, the--

Sid: Who let you in here?

Jerry: The woman, she--

Sid: Oh *her*. She *steals* from me. Steals my money. She says she
doesn't speak English. My *ass* she doesn't speak English. Plays
that freakin' "voo-doo" music, tries to hypnotize me. She thinks
she's gonna turn me into a zombie and then rob me blind. Well,
I wasn't born yesterday. I may drop dead today, but I sure as Hell
wasn't born yesterday.

Jerry: What's all this stuff?

Sid: Trash. Garbage.

Jerry: You're throwin' this out??

Sid: I believe that's what you do with garbage, you idiot.

[Daddys_Visa]

[ QUOTE ]
Elaine's dad was great, surprised nobody mentioned him.

[/ QUOTE ]

Finally we have a winner.

"Hi I'm Jerry"
"So you're the funny man? We had a funny man with us in Korea. Tailgunner. They blew his brains out all over the Pacific. There's nothing funny about that"
*awkward silence*

The best part about him was the stuff he did on the set of that episode. Watch the DVD bonus features. He apparantly tried to steal a butcher knife from Jerry's kitchen set. And then Kramer confronted him about it and the rest of the cast was like WTF?! and tried to stop him from saying anything to the guy. I guess he is just as intimidating in real life and the whole cast was scared shitless of him. They would have written him into more episodes because he was perfect for the part, but the director's were rightfully leery of the guy.

[gwp]

Man hands....destroyer of lobsters


Man hands: plucking an eyelash from jerry's face, "make a wish"

Jerry: "didn't come true"

[cwexler]

The dentist who had Playboy in the waiting room, huffed nitrous and swaped/banged dental assistants.

What was his name?

[ChipWrecked]

The Russian 'cable installers' who crash Elaine's friend's bridal shower. The bride to be who had once dumped George was pretty good too.

[birdman6fo]

The lieutenant who interrogates Kramer when he is being held for the "Smog Strangler" murders.

Kramer: "Can I talk to somebody?, can I just explain, your not letting me explain!"

Lt. Martel: I don't want any of your explanations Kramer!, sure I bet You've got a Million of Em, maybe your Mother didn't love you enough, maybe The Teacher Didn't call on you enough when ya had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants Huh, your a weed Kramer."

[ QUOTE ]
The dentist who had Playboy in the waiting room, huffed nitrous and swaped/banged dental assistants.

What was his name?

[/ QUOTE ]

Tim Whatley. He was in quite a few episodes.

[ QUOTE ]
The lieutenant who interrogates Kramer when he is being held for the "Smog Strangler" murders.

Kramer: "Can I talk to somebody?, can I just explain, your not letting me explain!"

Lt. Martel: I don't want any of your explanations Kramer!, sure I bet You've got a Million of Em, maybe your Mother didn't love you enough, maybe The Teacher Didn't call on you enough when ya had your little hand raised, maybe the pervert in the park had a present in his pants Huh, your a weed Kramer."

[/ QUOTE ]

The best part of that seen was as they let Kramer go when they realize that he wasn't the serial killer, he comes back to the detective and says "how'd you know about that guy in the park"?