Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August '07

[benneh]

PokerStars Game #11769726984: Tournament #59096612, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level I (10/20) - 2007/08/30 - 03:05:40 (ET)
Table '59096612 44' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: BigJ82885 (1440 in chips)
Seat 2: AKiDistro (1440 in chips)
Seat 3: keithfolds2 (1830 in chips)
Seat 4: irobbaknks86 (3060 in chips)
Seat 5: K 2the ArmA (1050 in chips)
Seat 6: benneh (1470 in chips)
Seat 7: Jettius (1150 in chips)
Seat 8: mr.trantow (2180 in chips)
Seat 9: nuckleman21 (1200 in chips)
nuckleman21: posts small blind 10
BigJ82885: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to benneh [Ah As]
AKiDistro: calls 20
keithfolds2: calls 20
irobbaknks86: folds
K 2the ArmA: folds
benneh: raises 80 to 100
Jettius: calls 100
mr.trantow: calls 100
K 2the ArmA said, "well done"
nuckleman21: folds
BigJ82885: calls 80
AKiDistro: calls 80
keithfolds2: calls 80
*** FLOP *** [8d 5c 9h]
BigJ82885: checks
AKiDistro: checks
keithfolds2: checks
benneh: bets 1370 and is all-in
Jettius: calls 1050 and is all-in
mr.trantow: folds
BigJ82885: folds
AKiDistro: folds
keithfolds2: folds
AKiDistro said, "any how a 10 falls."
*** TURN *** [8d 5c 9h] [8c]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5c 9h 8c] [6h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
benneh: shows [Ah As] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
Jettius: shows [8s Ad] (three of a kind, Eights)
benneh said, "WELLDONE"
Jettius collected 2710 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2710 | Rake 0
Board [8d 5c 9h 8c 6h]
Seat 1: BigJ82885 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: AKiDistro folded on the Flop
Seat 3: keithfolds2 folded on the Flop
Seat 4: irobbaknks86 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: K 2the ArmA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: benneh showed [Ah As] and lost with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 7: Jettius showed [8s Ad] and won (2710) with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 8: mr.trantow (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 9: nuckleman21 (small blind) folded before Flop

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i'm supposed to win this tourney

[whitcolumn]

What else am I supposed to do here?

PokerStars Game #11770509549: Tournament #59724383, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/08/30 - 05:05:59 (ET)
Table '59724383 19' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: noge115 (2162 in chips)
Seat 2: xkurup (5658 in chips)
Seat 3: chiptricks69 (4627 in chips)
Seat 5: Iwac (11542 in chips)
Seat 6: GodEMpoker (8059 in chips)
Seat 7: pokerskunk (9901 in chips)
Seat 8: mooseot (12163 in chips)
Seat 9: kerrilisa (6823 in chips)
noge115: posts the ante 25
xkurup: posts the ante 25
chiptricks69: posts the ante 25
Iwac: posts the ante 25
GodEMpoker: posts the ante 25
pokerskunk: posts the ante 25
mooseot: posts the ante 25
kerrilisa: posts the ante 25
kerrilisa: posts small blind 150
noge115: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mooseot [Js Ah]
xkurup: folds
chiptricks69: calls 300
Iwac: folds
GodEMpoker: calls 300
pokerskunk: folds
mooseot: calls 300
kerrilisa: calls 150
noge115: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad As 2c]
kerrilisa: checks
noge115: checks
chiptricks69: checks
GodEMpoker: checks
mooseot: bets 300
kerrilisa: folds
noge115: folds
chiptricks69: calls 300
GodEMpoker: raises 300 to 600
mooseot: raises 1400 to 2000
chiptricks69: folds
GodEMpoker: calls 1400
*** TURN *** [Ad As 2c] [Qc]
GodEMpoker: bets 300
mooseot: raises 1700 to 2000
GodEMpoker: raises 1700 to 3700
mooseot: calls 1700
*** RIVER *** [Ad As 2c Qc] [Kc]
GodEMpoker: bets 2034 and is all-in
mooseot: calls 2034
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GodEMpoker: shows [Ac Qs] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
mooseot: shows [Js Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
GodEMpoker collected 17468 from pot
mooseot said, "nice limp"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17468 | Rake 0
Board [Ad As 2c Qc Kc]
Seat 1: noge115 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: xkurup folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: chiptricks69 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Iwac folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: GodEMpoker showed [Ac Qs] and won (17468) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
Seat 7: pokerskunk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: mooseot (button) showed [Js Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: kerrilisa (small blind) folded on the Flop

[benza13]

weeeeeeeeeeeeee, fk tournaments

just went from a 2-1 chiplead with 6 left to out 7th after losing a 60/40 and two pair vs overcards, holding the pair both times and out in 5th.

[benneh]

PokerStars Game #11771054796: Tournament #59096620, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/08/30 - 06:33:43 (ET)
Table '59096620 76' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Pribys (12280 in chips)
Seat 2: benneh (3010 in chips)
Seat 3: Masumune (4965 in chips)
Seat 4: BooRadley06 (10565 in chips)
Seat 5: hedkandis (8382 in chips)
Seat 7: playman666 (2320 in chips)
Seat 8: lsabear (6540 in chips)
Seat 9: taborboy02 (5295 in chips)
Pribys: posts small blind 100
benneh: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to benneh [Js Ks]
Masumune: raises 400 to 600
BooRadley06: folds
hedkandis said, "one ina 10 million chance"
hedkandis: folds
playman666: folds
lsabear: folds
taborboy02: folds
Pribys: folds
hedkandis said, "n1"
benneh: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [9d Qs Kc]
benneh: checks
Masumune: bets 800
benneh: raises 1610 to 2410 and is all-in
Masumune: calls 1610
*** TURN *** [9d Qs Kc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [9d Qs Kc Qd] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
benneh: shows [Js Ks] (a straight, Nine to King)
Masumune: shows [Th Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
Masumune collected 6120 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6120 | Rake 0
Board [9d Qs Kc Qd Ts]
Seat 1: Pribys (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: benneh (big blind) showed [Js Ks] and lost with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 3: Masumune showed [Th Tc] and won (6120) with a full house, Tens full of Queens
Seat 4: BooRadley06 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: hedkandis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: playman666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lsabear folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: taborboy02 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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[jonnyd]

[ QUOTE ]
What else am I supposed to do here?

PokerStars Game #11770509549: Tournament #59724383, $4.00+$0.40 Hold'em No Limit - Level VII (150/300) - 2007/08/30 - 05:05:59 (ET)
Table '59724383 19' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: noge115 (2162 in chips)
Seat 2: xkurup (5658 in chips)
Seat 3: chiptricks69 (4627 in chips)
Seat 5: Iwac (11542 in chips)
Seat 6: GodEMpoker (8059 in chips)
Seat 7: pokerskunk (9901 in chips)
Seat 8: mooseot (12163 in chips)
Seat 9: kerrilisa (6823 in chips)
noge115: posts the ante 25
xkurup: posts the ante 25
chiptricks69: posts the ante 25
Iwac: posts the ante 25
GodEMpoker: posts the ante 25
pokerskunk: posts the ante 25
mooseot: posts the ante 25
kerrilisa: posts the ante 25
kerrilisa: posts small blind 150
noge115: posts big blind 300
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mooseot [Js Ah]
xkurup: folds
chiptricks69: calls 300
Iwac: folds
GodEMpoker: calls 300
pokerskunk: folds
mooseot: calls 300
kerrilisa: calls 150
noge115: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad As 2c]
kerrilisa: checks
noge115: checks
chiptricks69: checks
GodEMpoker: checks
mooseot: bets 300
kerrilisa: folds
noge115: folds
chiptricks69: calls 300
GodEMpoker: raises 300 to 600
mooseot: raises 1400 to 2000
chiptricks69: folds
GodEMpoker: calls 1400
*** TURN *** [Ad As 2c] [Qc]
GodEMpoker: bets 300
mooseot: raises 1700 to 2000
GodEMpoker: raises 1700 to 3700
mooseot: calls 1700
*** RIVER *** [Ad As 2c Qc] [Kc]
GodEMpoker: bets 2034 and is all-in
mooseot: calls 2034
*** SHOW DOWN ***
GodEMpoker: shows [Ac Qs] (a full house, Aces full of Queens)
mooseot: shows [Js Ah] (three of a kind, Aces)
GodEMpoker collected 17468 from pot
mooseot said, "nice limp"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 17468 | Rake 0
Board [Ad As 2c Qc Kc]
Seat 1: noge115 (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: xkurup folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: chiptricks69 folded on the Flop
Seat 5: Iwac folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: GodEMpoker showed [Ac Qs] and won (17468) with a full house, Aces full of Queens
Seat 7: pokerskunk folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: mooseot (button) showed [Js Ah] and lost with three of a kind, Aces
Seat 9: kerrilisa (small blind) folded on the Flop

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not limp button?

[ZJ123]

went from 1/17 to busto in 15th in ub 33r yesterday, wed. is a horrible day.

[benza13]

Hyachachachacha, we got a staller during hand for hand in the noon 20k on Stars

[DirkReems]

I need up to 5K on Stars, will send FTP.
Have referrences if neccessary.
PM if interested.

[Butcho22]

[ QUOTE ]
PokerStars Game #11771054796: Tournament #59096620, $2.00+$0.20 Hold'em No Limit - Level VI (100/200) - 2007/08/30 - 06:33:43 (ET)
Table '59096620 76' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: Pribys (12280 in chips)
Seat 2: benneh (3010 in chips)
Seat 3: Masumune (4965 in chips)
Seat 4: BooRadley06 (10565 in chips)
Seat 5: hedkandis (8382 in chips)
Seat 7: playman666 (2320 in chips)
Seat 8: lsabear (6540 in chips)
Seat 9: taborboy02 (5295 in chips)
Pribys: posts small blind 100
benneh: posts big blind 200
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to benneh [Js Ks]
Masumune: raises 400 to 600
BooRadley06: folds
hedkandis said, "one ina 10 million chance"
hedkandis: folds
playman666: folds
lsabear: folds
taborboy02: folds
Pribys: folds
hedkandis said, "n1"
benneh: calls 400
*** FLOP *** [9d Qs Kc]
benneh: checks
Masumune: bets 800
benneh: raises 1610 to 2410 and is all-in
Masumune: calls 1610
*** TURN *** [9d Qs Kc] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [9d Qs Kc Qd] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
benneh: shows [Js Ks] (a straight, Nine to King)
Masumune: shows [Th Tc] (a full house, Tens full of Queens)
Masumune collected 6120 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6120 | Rake 0
Board [9d Qs Kc Qd Ts]
Seat 1: Pribys (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: benneh (big blind) showed [Js Ks] and lost with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 3: Masumune showed [Th Tc] and won (6120) with a full house, Tens full of Queens
Seat 4: BooRadley06 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: hedkandis folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: playman666 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: lsabear folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: taborboy02 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)

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Shipping you $2.20 on PS just because you were mad enough to make this post after taking a bad beat so early in the tourney, lol.

[lyerly]

The past 2-3 weeks have been pure variance hell:

Full Tilt Poker Game #3416606090: $14,000 Guarantee (25586499), Table 12 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 2:35:18 ET - 2007/08/31
Seat 1: BluntToker33 (158,147)
Seat 2: CHARLES OAKLEY (261,802)
Seat 3: The Fiend 34 (110,726)
Seat 4: lyerly (78,875)
Seat 5: mountainvalley (177,663)
Seat 6: mrbrad12 (155,060)
BluntToker33 antes 300
CHARLES OAKLEY antes 300
The Fiend 34 antes 300
lyerly antes 300
mountainvalley antes 300
mrbrad12 antes 300
mountainvalley posts the small blind of 1,200
mrbrad12 posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to lyerly [5d 5h]
BluntToker33 raises to 4,800
The Fiend 34: and 1234...wow
CHARLES OAKLEY calls 4,800
The Fiend 34 folds
lyerly calls 4,800
mountainvalley folds
mrbrad12 calls 2,400
*** FLOP *** [7d 5c 7s]
mrbrad12 checks
BluntToker33 checks
CHARLES OAKLEY has 15 seconds left to act
CHARLES OAKLEY bets 12,780
lyerly calls 12,780
mrbrad12 raises to 149,960, and is all in
BluntToker33 raises to 153,047, and is all in
mrbrad12: wooooo
CHARLES OAKLEY has 15 seconds left to act
mrbrad12: lets get it
CHARLES OAKLEY has requested TIME
CHARLES OAKLEY folds
mrbrad12: im out see yall later
lyerly: this is insane....i will kill myself if someone has 77
lyerly has 15 seconds left to act
lyerly calls 60,995, and is all in
BluntToker33 shows [Ks Kd]
lyerly shows [5d 5h]
mrbrad12 shows [9s 7h]
Uncalled bet of 3,087 returned to BluntToker33
*** TURN *** [7d 5c 7s] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [7d 5c 7s Qs] [9d]
BluntToker33 shows two pair, Kings and Sevens
mrbrad12 shows a full house, Sevens full of Nines
mrbrad12 wins the side pot (152,370) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
lyerly shows a full house, Fives full of Sevens
mrbrad12 wins the main pot (256,305) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines
lyerly stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 408,675 Main pot 256,305. Side pot 152,370. | Rake 0
Board: [7d 5c 7s Qs 9d]
Seat 1: BluntToker33 showed [Ks Kd] and lost with two pair, Kings and Sevens
Seat 2: CHARLES OAKLEY folded on the Flop
Seat 3: The Fiend 34 folded before the Flop
Seat 4: lyerly (button) showed [5d 5h] and lost with a full house, Fives full of Sevens
Seat 5: mountainvalley (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: mrbrad12 (big blind) showed [9s 7h] and won (408,675) with a full house, Sevens full of Nines