Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August '07

[los_toros]

I don't usually play FTP sats but I won both I played today for the $1k Monday. Do I get one buyin back in cash since they don't have a $T system?

[whitcolumn]

yes, Play your first seat, cash for each after that.

[LearnedfromTV]

this is about as dirty as it gets:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t300 (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

Hero (t10065)
BB (t14675)
UTG (t5560)
UTG+1 (t15076)
MP1 (t8505)
MP2 (t4599)
MP3 (t22940)
CO (t4450)
Button (t28950)

Preflop: Hero is SB with T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">6 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to t900</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t2400</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls t1500.

Flop: (t4975) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets t3000</font>, Button calls t3000.

Turn: (t10975) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets t2300</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to t4640</font>, Button calls t2340.

River: (t20255) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>

Final Pot: t20255

Results below:
Hero has Tc 8c (straight, ten high).
Button has Ac As (three of a kind, aces).
Outcome: Hero wins t20255.

[benneh]

well played sir

[ZJ123]

[censored] THE MOTHER [censored] 22R

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PokerStars Game #11731790040: Tournament #59096269, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/08/27 - 23:33:07 (ET)
Table '59096269 17' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! (6853 in chips)
Seat 2: Gakn29 (34361 in chips)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd (96735 in chips)
Seat 4: SvenniSterki (15405 in chips)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 (46874 in chips)
Seat 6: Tommie (31152 in chips)
Seat 7: gursem (15510 in chips)
Seat 8: WPThero (33738 in chips)
Seat 9: charder30 (23675 in chips)
No10No10Ho!: posts the ante 75
Gakn29: posts the ante 75
WhooooKidd: posts the ante 75
SvenniSterki: posts the ante 75
TrapStar80: posts the ante 75
Tommie: posts the ante 75
gursem: posts the ante 75
WPThero: posts the ante 75
charder30: posts the ante 75
Tommie: posts small blind 400
gursem: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [As Ks]
WPThero: folds
charder30: raises 1325 to 2125
No10No10Ho!: folds
Gakn29: folds
WhooooKidd: folds
SvenniSterki: folds
TrapStar80: folds
Tommie: folds
gursem: calls 1325
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9h 6s]
gursem: bets 13310 and is all-in
charder30: calls 13310
*** TURN *** [Qs 9h 6s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9h 6s 3d] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gursem: shows [Th Kh] (a straight, Nine to King)
charder30: shows [As Ks] (high card Ace)
charder30 said, "wasretdryftugyh[;]["
gursem collected 31945 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31945 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 9h 6s 3d Jd]
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Gakn29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SvenniSterki folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tommie (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: gursem (big blind) showed [Th Kh] and won (31945) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 8: WPThero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: charder30 showed [As Ks] and lost with high card Ace


2 HANDS LATER

PokerStars Game #11731810950: Tournament #59096269, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/08/27 - 23:34:27 (ET)
Table '59096269 17' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! (6703 in chips)
Seat 2: Gakn29 (34211 in chips)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd (96585 in chips)
Seat 4: SvenniSterki (15255 in chips)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 (46724 in chips)
Seat 6: Tommie (30602 in chips)
Seat 7: gursem (31470 in chips)
Seat 8: WPThero (32788 in chips)
Seat 9: charder30 (9965 in chips)
No10No10Ho!: posts the ante 75
Gakn29: posts the ante 75
WhooooKidd: posts the ante 75
SvenniSterki: posts the ante 75
TrapStar80: posts the ante 75
Tommie: posts the ante 75
gursem: posts the ante 75
WPThero: posts the ante 75
charder30: posts the ante 75
WPThero: posts small blind 400
charder30: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [As Qc]
No10No10Ho!: folds
Gakn29: folds
WhooooKidd: raises 1300 to 2100
SvenniSterki: folds
TrapStar80: folds
Tommie: folds
gursem said, "oops tilt sirr?"
gursem: folds
charder30 said, "?"
WPThero: folds
charder30: raises 7790 to 9890 and is all-in
WhooooKidd: calls 7790
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5d Ac]
*** TURN *** [Tc 5d Ac] [6h]
WPThero said, "888!"
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5d Ac 6h] [8c]
WPThero said, ":-)"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charder30: shows [As Qc] (a pair of Aces)
WhooooKidd: shows [8s Ad] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
WPThero said, "zomg"
charder30 said, "yawn"
WhooooKidd collected 20855 from pot
WPThero said, "gg"
WhooooKidd said, "std"
WhooooKidd said, "gg ch"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20855 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 5d Ac 6h 8c]
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Gakn29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd showed [8s Ad] and won (20855) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 4: SvenniSterki folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tommie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: gursem (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: WPThero (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: charder30 (big blind) showed [As Qc] and lost with a pair of Aces


ALSO TY FOR CHEERING AGAINST ME JURROLLO

[driverseati]

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[censored] THE MOTHER [censored] 22R

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PokerStars Game #11731790040: Tournament #59096269, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/08/27 - 23:33:07 (ET)
Table '59096269 17' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! (6853 in chips)
Seat 2: Gakn29 (34361 in chips)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd (96735 in chips)
Seat 4: SvenniSterki (15405 in chips)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 (46874 in chips)
Seat 6: Tommie (31152 in chips)
Seat 7: gursem (15510 in chips)
Seat 8: WPThero (33738 in chips)
Seat 9: charder30 (23675 in chips)
No10No10Ho!: posts the ante 75
Gakn29: posts the ante 75
WhooooKidd: posts the ante 75
SvenniSterki: posts the ante 75
TrapStar80: posts the ante 75
Tommie: posts the ante 75
gursem: posts the ante 75
WPThero: posts the ante 75
charder30: posts the ante 75
Tommie: posts small blind 400
gursem: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [As Ks]
WPThero: folds
charder30: raises 1325 to 2125
No10No10Ho!: folds
Gakn29: folds
WhooooKidd: folds
SvenniSterki: folds
TrapStar80: folds
Tommie: folds
gursem: calls 1325
*** FLOP *** [Qs 9h 6s]
gursem: bets 13310 and is all-in
charder30: calls 13310
*** TURN *** [Qs 9h 6s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Qs 9h 6s 3d] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
gursem: shows [Th Kh] (a straight, Nine to King)
charder30: shows [As Ks] (high card Ace)
charder30 said, "wasretdryftugyh[;]["
gursem collected 31945 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 31945 | Rake 0
Board [Qs 9h 6s 3d Jd]
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Gakn29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: SvenniSterki folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tommie (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: gursem (big blind) showed [Th Kh] and won (31945) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 8: WPThero folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: charder30 showed [As Ks] and lost with high card Ace


2 HANDS LATER

PokerStars Game #11731810950: Tournament #59096269, $20+$2 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/08/27 - 23:34:27 (ET)
Table '59096269 17' 9-max Seat #7 is the button
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! (6703 in chips)
Seat 2: Gakn29 (34211 in chips)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd (96585 in chips)
Seat 4: SvenniSterki (15255 in chips)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 (46724 in chips)
Seat 6: Tommie (30602 in chips)
Seat 7: gursem (31470 in chips)
Seat 8: WPThero (32788 in chips)
Seat 9: charder30 (9965 in chips)
No10No10Ho!: posts the ante 75
Gakn29: posts the ante 75
WhooooKidd: posts the ante 75
SvenniSterki: posts the ante 75
TrapStar80: posts the ante 75
Tommie: posts the ante 75
gursem: posts the ante 75
WPThero: posts the ante 75
charder30: posts the ante 75
WPThero: posts small blind 400
charder30: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to charder30 [As Qc]
No10No10Ho!: folds
Gakn29: folds
WhooooKidd: raises 1300 to 2100
SvenniSterki: folds
TrapStar80: folds
Tommie: folds
gursem said, "oops tilt sirr?"
gursem: folds
charder30 said, "?"
WPThero: folds
charder30: raises 7790 to 9890 and is all-in
WhooooKidd: calls 7790
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5d Ac]
*** TURN *** [Tc 5d Ac] [6h]
WPThero said, "888!"
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5d Ac 6h] [8c]
WPThero said, ":-)"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
charder30: shows [As Qc] (a pair of Aces)
WhooooKidd: shows [8s Ad] (two pair, Aces and Eights)
WPThero said, "zomg"
charder30 said, "yawn"
WhooooKidd collected 20855 from pot
WPThero said, "gg"
WhooooKidd said, "std"
WhooooKidd said, "gg ch"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 20855 | Rake 0
Board [Tc 5d Ac 6h 8c]
Seat 1: No10No10Ho! folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Gakn29 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: WhooooKidd showed [8s Ad] and won (20855) with two pair, Aces and Eights
Seat 4: SvenniSterki folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: TrapStar80 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Tommie folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: gursem (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: WPThero (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 9: charder30 (big blind) showed [As Qc] and lost with a pair of Aces


ALSO TY FOR CHEERING AGAINST ME JURROLLO

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JUROLLOWNED

YAY FOR STARS DOOMSWITCHES LEE JONES DID INDEED GIVE IT TO ALL HIS MINIONS

[benneh]

anyone know how epassporte works?

when you load from your bank account is it instant (like neteller used to be) or do you have to wait for it to process? or is it better to register your card (this seems fastest, but i feel weary registering my card on there)

[WarDekar]

Anyone looking for $$ on Stars?

Looking to trade Stars for FTP, up to $2k

EDIT: Oh yah I'll trade for UB as well, but only like $1k on UB

[BadgerPro]

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anyone know how epassporte works?

when you load from your bank account is it instant (like neteller used to be) or do you have to wait for it to process? or is it better to register your card (this seems fastest, but i feel weary registering my card on there)

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There is a thread about epassport in the Internet Gambling forum. It's really big can't miss it. It isn't instant from your bank though. I just started to get it set up last week and I think I tried to load it last week Wednesday and I won't have the funds until this Friday. There are also fees to load it. I think it was $5 for $300 or something close to that.

[yellowsub]

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Anyone looking for $$ on Stars?

Looking to trade Stars for FTP, up to $2k

EDIT: Oh yah I'll trade for UB as well, but only like $1k on UB

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sure, pm me for my aim