Official MTTc [censored] donkaments thread - August '07

[Chesskid1]

my sickest rush



and the 77 flopped a set. sick. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Chesskid1]

then a few min later for a massive amount of BBs, so all for nothing

PokerStars Game #11711552952: Tournament #58622947, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level X (400/800) - 2007/08/26 - 21:41:37 (ET)
Table '58622947 269' 9-max Seat #9 is the button
Seat 1: LaJune (17980 in chips)
Seat 2: htoepidemix (18058 in chips)
Seat 3: tinstar00 (17984 in chips)
Seat 4: jvanschep (7195 in chips)
Seat 5: billabilla43 (15531 in chips)
Seat 6: Ballistik (15900 in chips)
Seat 7: @cey@lone (13820 in chips)
Seat 8: DCGUAMKYA (61895 in chips)
Seat 9: Chessskid (32225 in chips)
LaJune: posts the ante 75
htoepidemix: posts the ante 75
tinstar00: posts the ante 75
jvanschep: posts the ante 75
billabilla43: posts the ante 75
Ballistik: posts the ante 75
@cey@lone: posts the ante 75
DCGUAMKYA: posts the ante 75
Chessskid: posts the ante 75
LaJune: posts small blind 400
htoepidemix: posts big blind 800
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Chessskid [As Jc]
tinstar00: folds
jvanschep: folds
billabilla43: folds
Ballistik: folds
@cey@lone: folds
DCGUAMKYA: folds
Chessskid: raises 1250 to 2050
LaJune: folds
htoepidemix: raises 15933 to 17983 and is all-in
Chessskid: calls 15933
*** FLOP *** [Kh 8h 6h]
*** TURN *** [Kh 8h 6h] [5h]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 8h 6h 5h] [Js]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
htoepidemix: shows [Kd Jh] (a flush, King high)
Chessskid: shows [As Jc] (a pair of Jacks)
Chessskid said, "..."
htoepidemix collected 37041 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 37041 | Rake 0
Board [Kh 8h 6h 5h Js]
Seat 1: LaJune (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: htoepidemix (big blind) showed [Kd Jh] and won (37041) with a flush, King high
Seat 3: tinstar00 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: jvanschep folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: billabilla43 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Ballistik folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: @cey@lone folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: DCGUAMKYA folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: Chessskid (button) showed [As Jc] and lost with a pair of Jacks


stars always does that, you make the crying call cause you know you are goot then you lose. whoever shoves wins usually.

[mlagoo]

DIEIDIEDIEDIEDIEIEDIEIDIE

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mlagoo [Ah Ks]
Davidp18 folds
foshio folds
cool0813 has 15 seconds left to act
cool0813 folds
Herbster222 raises to 800
MotherOfGod folds
sheets folds
HalcyonDays folds
mlagoo raises to 2,800
Flexicom folds
Herbster222 calls 2,000
*** FLOP *** [6h 3d Jd]
mlagoo bets 4,639, and is all in
Herbster222 calls 4,639
mlagoo shows [Ah Ks]
Herbster222 shows [Jc 9c]
*** TURN *** [6h 3d Jd] [8h]
mlagoo: wet4haj w;lirkdf
*** RIVER *** [6h 3d Jd 8h] [Qh]
mlagoo: rho;estial;egtKRSf
mlagoo shows Ace King high
Herbster222 shows a pair of Jacks
Herbster222 wins the pot (15,728) with a pair of Jacks
mlagoo: VNH

[mlagoo]

READ ME LIKE A BOOK

[shaundeeb]

I was CL in abs 70k..

ge #872218890 Tourney ID 1873684 Holdem Multi Normal Tournament No Limit $800 - 2007-08-26 22:36:38 (ET)
Table: 71 (Real Money) Seat #8 is the dealer
Seat 1 - BAMA_BEAUTY ($12945 in chips)
Seat 2 - GUNNERBRUCE ($8910 in chips)
Seat 3 - MIFFLEPUSS ($23640 in chips)
Seat 4 - HOODINI1010 ($32169 in chips)
Seat 5 - RIVERGUPPY ($20460 in chips)
Seat 6 - CASCHE ($18655.50 in chips)
Seat 7 - TRANIBOB ($38975 in chips)
Seat 8 - SHAUNDEEB ($39678 in chips)
Seat 9 - KIMETIME13 ($32795 in chips)
BAMA_BEAUTY - Ante $75
GUNNERBRUCE - Ante $75
MIFFLEPUSS - Ante $75
HOODINI1010 - Ante $75
RIVERGUPPY - Ante $75
CASCHE - Ante $75
TRANIBOB - Ante $75
SHAUNDEEB - Ante $75
KIMETIME13 - Ante $75
KIMETIME13 - Posts small blind $400
BAMA_BEAUTY - Posts big blind $800
*** POCKET CARDS ***
Dealt to SHAUNDEEB [Kd Jc]
GUNNERBRUCE - Folds
MIFFLEPUSS - Folds
HOODINI1010 - Folds
RIVERGUPPY - Folds
CASCHE - Calls $800
TRANIBOB - Folds
SHAUNDEEB - Raises $3200 to $3200
KIMETIME13 - Folds
BAMA_BEAUTY - Folds
CASCHE - Calls $2400
*** FLOP *** [8h 2h Jd]
CASCHE - Checks
SHAUNDEEB - Bets $4000
CASCHE - Raises $10400 to $10400
SHAUNDEEB - All-In(Raise) $32403 to $36403
CASCHE - All-In $4980.50
SHAUNDEEB - returned ($21022.50) : not called
*** TURN *** [8h 2h Jd] [5d]
*** RIVER *** [8h 2h Jd 5d] [3s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
CASCHE - Shows [Ac 4c] (Straight, ace to five)
SHAUNDEEB - Shows [Kd Jc] (One pair, jacks)
CASCHE Collects $39036 from main pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total Pot($39036)
Board [8h 2h Jd 5d 3s]
Seat 1: BAMA_BEAUTY (big blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 2: GUNNERBRUCE Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 3: MIFFLEPUSS Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 4: HOODINI1010 Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 5: RIVERGUPPY Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 6: CASCHE won Total ($39036) All-In HI$39036) with Straight, ace to five [Ac 4c - B:5d,P:4c,B:3s,B:2h,P:Ac]
Seat 7: TRANIBOB Folded on the POCKET CARDS
Seat 8: SHAUNDEEB (dealer) HI:lost with One pair, jacks [Kd Jc - B:Jd,P:Jc,P:Kd,B:8h,B:5d]
Seat 9: KIMETIME13 (small blind) Folded on the POCKET CARDS

[whitcolumn]

I hate rebuys

PokerStars Game #11712473798: Tournament #58622952, $10+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/08/26 - 22:34:21 (ET)
Table '58622952 15' 9-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: SlickBorv (3520 in chips)
Seat 2: LorenzoSacco (1600 in chips)
Seat 3: mooseot (14350 in chips)
Seat 4: x0tennis0x (7875 in chips)
Seat 5: seahawkfan1k (11085 in chips)
Seat 6: iamlucky (3275 in chips)
Seat 7: Gimp la Brut (3120 in chips)
Seat 8: RussZO6 (1310 in chips)
Seat 9: YIPPIDEE (3965 in chips)
LorenzoSacco: posts small blind 25
mooseot: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to mooseot [Qs Qc]
x0tennis0x: folds
seahawkfan1k: folds
iamlucky: folds
Gimp la Brut: calls 50
RussZO6: folds
YIPPIDEE: calls 50
SlickBorv: folds
LorenzoSacco: calls 25
mooseot said, "see, I'll show you..."
mooseot: raises 150 to 200
Gimp la Brut: calls 150
YIPPIDEE: calls 150
LorenzoSacco: folds
*** FLOP *** [9d 8d Th]
mooseot: bets 800
LorenzoSacco is connected
Gimp la Brut: raises 2120 to 2920 and is all-in
YIPPIDEE: folds
mooseot: calls 2120
*** TURN *** [9d 8d Th] [3h]
*** RIVER *** [9d 8d Th 3h] [4d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
mooseot: shows [Qs Qc] (a pair of Queens)
Gimp la Brut: shows [2d 6d] (a flush, Nine high)
Gimp la Brut collected 6490 from pot
mooseot said, "nh"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 6490 | Rake 0
Board [9d 8d Th 3h 4d]
Seat 1: SlickBorv (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LorenzoSacco (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: mooseot (big blind) showed [Qs Qc] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 4: x0tennis0x folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: seahawkfan1k folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: iamlucky folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: Gimp la Brut showed [2d 6d] and won (6490) with a flush, Nine high
Seat 8: RussZO6 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 9: YIPPIDEE folded on the Flop

[benza13]

I love tilt, actual tilt that is, not Full Tilt Poker, even though they gave me this:

Full Tilt Poker Game #3376056204: The Fifty-Fifty (23941386), Table 83 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 23:28:43 ET - 2007/08/26
Seat 1: mixtahuxtabl (2,645)
Seat 2: woj422 (7,010)
Seat 3: ChipnaChrrrr (4,840)
Seat 4: 1FATfish (10,350)
Seat 5: knightman7 (4,520)
Seat 6: D_Pitch67 (11,055)
Seat 7: Lab_Rodent (24,629)
Seat 8: gmmike4 (4,570)
Seat 9: jakz101poker (8,453)
ChipnaChrrrr posts the small blind of 100
1FATfish posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ChipnaChrrrr [7h 9d]
knightman7 folds
D_Pitch67 folds
Lab_Rodent folds
gmmike4 folds
jakz101poker folds
mixtahuxtabl folds
woj422 folds
ChipnaChrrrr raises to 600
1FATfish calls 400
*** FLOP *** [6s 2d As]
ChipnaChrrrr bets 1,000
1FATfish calls 1,000
*** TURN *** [6s 2d As] [Ac]
ChipnaChrrrr bets 3,240, and is all in
1FATfish calls 3,240
ChipnaChrrrr shows [7h 9d]
1FATfish shows [8h 6h]
*** RIVER *** [6s 2d As Ac] [9h]
ChipnaChrrrr shows two pair, Aces and Nines
1FATfish shows two pair, Aces and Sixes
ChipnaChrrrr wins the pot (9,680) with two pair, Aces and Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 9,680 | Rake 0
Board: [6s 2d As Ac 9h]
Seat 1: mixtahuxtabl didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: woj422 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: ChipnaChrrrr (small blind) showed [7h 9d] and won (9,680) with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 4: 1FATfish (big blind) showed [8h 6h] and lost with two pair, Aces and Sixes
Seat 5: knightman7 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: D_Pitch67 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: Lab_Rodent didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: gmmike4 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: jakz101poker didn't bet (folded)

[JP OSU]

Don't have the hand history but 19 left in the Mulligan... I push 10 bbs w/ KQo and the Button w/ 9 bbs tanks forever and calls w/.... AA... I river 2 pair and ship that [censored] you slowrolling [censored]... I am still kinda short... ONE TIME

[nath]

yay, had to delay plans because i was still in a donkament, then bubbled the final table, now it's too late to do anything

talk about rubbing in why i hate tournaments

[whitcolumn]

chip lead in tonight's 55k! I run so good in this till under 100 people then all [censored] hell breaks loose and everyone at the table takes a [censored] [censored] on me.


PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t8000 (9 handed) Hand


History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver Cards)

MP1 (t55580)
MP2 (t64434)
MP3 (t366174)
CO (t374240)
Button (t105753)
SB (t80956)
Hero (t255236)
UTG (t70837)
UTG+1 (t352712)

Preflop: Hero is BB with , .
[color=#666666]3 folds</font>, MP2 calls t8000, [color=#CC3333]MP3 raises to t40000</font>, [color=#666666]3 folds</font>, Hero calls t32000, [color=#CC3333]MP2 raises to t64434</font>, MP3 calls t23634, Hero calls t23634.

Flop: (t189302) , , [color=#0000FF](3 players)</font>
Hero checks, [color=#CC3333]MP3 bets t301740 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls t190802 (All-In).

Turn: (t681844) [color=#0000FF](3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: (t681844) [color=#0000FF](3 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: t570906

Results in white below: [color=#FFFFFF]
Hero has Ts Td (one pair, tens).
MP2 has Ad Kd (one pair, kings).
MP3 has 7c 7d (three of a kind, sevens).
Outcome: MP3 wins t681844. </font>