BEAT: INSECURE GF...WTF

mce86 · #1 10-15-2007, 01:35 AM

so im up because im annoyed with my girlfriend.....
seeing if this would piss Aanyone off or if im just an idiot...
so, im havin sex with my gf...she's on top and were goin at it for a while....i can tell she's getting...a little dry, so i have her get off and i try to go down on her....she gets all weird and forces her legs closed and pushes me away...(she gets all self conscious) im turned off by this and decide...ah, im good and stop. now im about to continue my best weekend of poker playin ever
Would this type of crap annoy the hell out of you or what?

edfurlong · #2 10-15-2007, 01:37 AM

She's cheating on you.

keikiwai · #3 10-15-2007, 01:38 AM

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A: You suck at sex.
B: She's cheating on you.
C: Both A and B.

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mce86 · #4 10-15-2007, 01:47 AM

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A: You suck at sex.
B: She's cheating on you.
C: Both A and B.

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dammit

Conspire · #5 10-15-2007, 01:47 AM

Jerk off on her when shes sleeping to extract revenge.

absoludicrous · #6 10-15-2007, 02:03 AM

Spit on it...

rubbrband · #7 10-15-2007, 02:33 AM

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Jerk off on her when shes sleeping to extract revenge.

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Be sure to do it on her back and smash a sheet on it. When she wakes up she will have a sweet cape. SUPERMAN THAT HOE!

mce86 · #8 10-15-2007, 02:37 AM

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Jerk off on her when shes sleeping to extract revenge.

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bout ready...

StepBangin · #9 10-15-2007, 02:29 AM

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
A: You suck at sex.
B: She's cheating on you.
C: Both A and B.
D: All of the above

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forrealthistime · #10 10-15-2007, 03:56 AM

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She's cheating on you.

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How have you not been banned yet?