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Old 09-01-2007, 06:16 AM
Vilica Vilica is offline
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Default F U Slowroller

Bored so I join a 22hu on stars to make my account even. Being my usual aggro self, open up early lead. Then this hand happens:

PokerStars Game #11806826289: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/01 - 05:46:13 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1290 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1710 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 10
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ts Ad]
Vilica: raises 40 to 60
JACKSINHOLE: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [6h 8c Tc]
JACKSINHOLE: checks
Vilica: bets 70
JACKSINHOLE: raises 70 to 140
Vilica: raises 70 to 210
JACKSINHOLE: raises 150 to 360
Vilica: raises 1290 to 1650 and is all-in
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU WILL DANCE FOR ME BRO"
JACKSINHOLE said, "I FLOPPED STRIAGHT BRO"
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU WANT ME TO CALL??"
JACKSINHOLE said, "ILL SAY YOU HAVE Q/10 OR K/10"
JACKSINHOLE said, "AM I RIGHT?"
JACKSINHOLE said, "HEHE"
JACKSINHOLE said, "GET READY TO DANCE BRO"
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU R MY PUPPET"
JACKSINHOLE said, "SHIP IT BIO-CTHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
JACKSINHOLE: calls 870 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6h 8c Tc] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [6h 8c Tc Kc] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JACKSINHOLE: shows [7c 9h] (a flush, King high)
Vilica: shows [Ts Ad] (a pair of Tens)
JACKSINHOLE collected 2580 from pot
JACKSINHOLE said, "HEHE"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2580 | Rake 0
Board [6h 8c Tc Kc Jc]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) showed [7c 9h] and won (2580) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) showed [Ts Ad] and lost with a pair of Tens

Obviously he timed down to like 4 seconds in his bank. Whatever, douchebags are douchebags. Start grinding back.

PokerStars Game #11806845016: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/01 - 05:48:55 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (2490 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (510 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 15
Vilica: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Qd 9c]
JACKSINHOLE said, "I WAIT TILL I PICK UP JUICY HAND THEN BUST YOU"
JACKSINHOLE: calls 15
Vilica: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9d 9s]
Vilica: bets 60
JACKSINHOLE: raises 60 to 120
Vilica: raises 360 to 480 and is all-in
JACKSINHOLE: calls 360
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
*** TURN *** [Jh 9d 9s] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9d 9s 9h] [2h]
JACKSINHOLE said, "VNH"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Qd 9c] (four of a kind, Nines)
JACKSINHOLE: shows [Js Kh] (a full house, Nines full of Jacks)
Vilica collected 1020 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1020 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 9d 9s 9h 2h]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) showed [Js Kh] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Qd 9c] and won (1020) with four of a kind, Nines

Thanks barn. You are not winning this match now. Very next hand,

PokerStars Game #11806848918: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/01 - 05:49:29 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1980 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1020 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 15
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ad Qs]
Vilica: raises 60 to 90
JACKSINHOLE said, "UNLUCKY BUT NH"
JACKSINHOLE: raises 1890 to 1980 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 930 and is all-in
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
*** FLOP *** [9h Th 4c]
*** TURN *** [9h Th 4c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [9h Th 4c Ac] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JACKSINHOLE: shows [8h Ah] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Vilica: shows [Ad Qs] (two pair, Aces and Nines - Queen kicker)
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
Vilica collected 2040 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2040 | Rake 0
Board [9h Th 4c Ac 9c]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) showed [8h Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Qs] and won (2040) with two pair, Aces and Nines

Thanks retard. Somehow held with the flush draw flop. Blinds go up, I'm still raising every hand, same stacks.

PokerStars Game #11806872641: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/01 - 05:52:52 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (765 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (2235 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 25
Vilica: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Jh Js]
JACKSINHOLE: raises 715 to 765 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 715
*** FLOP *** [9s Ts Kh]
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
JACKSINHOLE said, "LOL"
*** TURN *** [9s Ts Kh] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9s Ts Kh 9c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Jh Js] (a straight, Nine to King)
JACKSINHOLE: shows [Jd Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
Vilica collected 765 from pot
JACKSINHOLE collected 765 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1530 | Rake 0
Board [9s Ts Kh 9c Qh]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) showed [Jd Qd] and won (765) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Jh Js] and won (765) with a straight, Nine to King

Standard flop, ty river. As an aside I did not slowroll, instacalled basically. Now he starts shouting WOW basically every single hand. About 15 hands later,

PokerStars Game #11806888073: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/01 - 05:55:05 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (915 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (2085 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 25
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ac 7d]
Vilica: raises 100 to 150
JACKSINHOLE: raises 765 to 915 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 765
*** FLOP *** [6d 8s 2s]
JACKSINHOLE said, "WOW"
*** TURN *** [6d 8s 2s] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [6d 8s 2s 3s] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JACKSINHOLE: shows [3c Ah] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
Vilica: shows [Ac 7d] (a pair of Deuces)
JACKSINHOLE said, "\WOW"
JACKSINHOLE collected 1830 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1830 | Rake 0
Board [6d 8s 2s 3s 2c]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) showed [3c Ah] and won (1830) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) showed [Ac 7d] and lost with a pair of Deuces

Again, instacall. Standard 3 on the turn. Continue back and forth, and since all he knows howto do is shove preflop, not much happens.

PokerStars Game #11806905395: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/01 - 05:57:34 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1930 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1070 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 50
Vilica: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Jh 2s]
JACKSINHOLE: calls 50
Vilica: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd Qd Kh]
Vilica: checks
JACKSINHOLE: bets 200
Vilica: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Jd Qd Kh] [6c]
Vilica: checks
JACKSINHOLE: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd Qd Kh 6c] [3s]
Vilica: checks
JACKSINHOLE: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Jh 2s] (a pair of Jacks)
JACKSINHOLE: mucks hand
Vilica collected 600 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Qd Kh 6c 3s]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) mucked [8c 9d]
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Jh 2s] and won (600) with a pair of Jacks

Calling anything on the river, just felt it. Owned.

PokerStars Game #11806907747: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/01 - 05:57:55 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1630 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1370 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 50
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [As Th]
JACKSINHOLE said, "WTF?"
Vilica: raises 100 to 200
JACKSINHOLE: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [7c 8s Ad]
JACKSINHOLE: checks
Vilica: bets 200
JACKSINHOLE: folds
Vilica collected 400 from pot
Vilica: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Board [7c 8s Ad]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) collected (400)

Chipping up.



PokerStars Game #11806909169: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/01 - 05:58:07 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1430 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1570 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 50
Vilica: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ad Kc]
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU CALLED WITH BOTTOM PAIR?"
JACKSINHOLE: raises 1330 to 1430 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 1330
*** FLOP *** [8s Tc 5c]
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
*** TURN *** [8s Tc 5c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [8s Tc 5c Qd] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Ad Kc] (high card Ace)
JACKSINHOLE: shows [Jd Kd] (high card King)
JACKSINHOLE is sitting out
Vilica collected 2860 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2860 | Rake 0
Board [8s Tc 5c Qd 7s]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) showed [Jd Kd] and lost with high card King
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Ad Kc] and won (2860) with high card Ace

Most satisfying 20 bucks I'll probably ever win. Die slowrollers and rot.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:19 AM
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tl;dr
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:36 AM
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You tried, but unfortunately, this thread sucks.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:44 AM
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[ QUOTE ]
Bored so I join a 22hu on stars to make my account even. Being my usual aggro self, open up early lead. Then this hand happens:

PokerStars Game #11806826289: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level I (10/20) - 2007/09/01 - 05:46:13 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1290 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1710 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 10
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 20
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ts Ad]
Vilica: raises 40 to 60
JACKSINHOLE: calls 40
*** FLOP *** [6h 8c Tc]
JACKSINHOLE: checks
Vilica: bets 70
JACKSINHOLE: raises 70 to 140
Vilica: raises 70 to 210
JACKSINHOLE: raises 150 to 360
Vilica: raises 1290 to 1650 and is all-in
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU WILL DANCE FOR ME BRO"
JACKSINHOLE said, "I FLOPPED STRIAGHT BRO"
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU WANT ME TO CALL??"
JACKSINHOLE said, "ILL SAY YOU HAVE Q/10 OR K/10"
JACKSINHOLE said, "AM I RIGHT?"
JACKSINHOLE said, "HEHE"
JACKSINHOLE said, "GET READY TO DANCE BRO"
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU R MY PUPPET"
JACKSINHOLE said, "SHIP IT BIO-CTHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
JACKSINHOLE: calls 870 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6h 8c Tc] [Kc]
*** RIVER *** [6h 8c Tc Kc] [Jc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JACKSINHOLE: shows [7c 9h] (a flush, King high)
Vilica: shows [Ts Ad] (a pair of Tens)
JACKSINHOLE collected 2580 from pot
JACKSINHOLE said, "HEHE"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2580 | Rake 0
Board [6h 8c Tc Kc Jc]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) showed [7c 9h] and won (2580) with a flush, King high
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) showed [Ts Ad] and lost with a pair of Tens

Obviously he timed down to like 4 seconds in his bank. Whatever, douchebags are douchebags. Start grinding back.

PokerStars Game #11806845016: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/01 - 05:48:55 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (2490 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (510 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 15
Vilica: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Qd 9c]
JACKSINHOLE said, "I WAIT TILL I PICK UP JUICY HAND THEN BUST YOU"
JACKSINHOLE: calls 15
Vilica: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jh 9d 9s]
Vilica: bets 60
JACKSINHOLE: raises 60 to 120
Vilica: raises 360 to 480 and is all-in
JACKSINHOLE: calls 360
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
*** TURN *** [Jh 9d 9s] [9h]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 9d 9s 9h] [2h]
JACKSINHOLE said, "VNH"
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Qd 9c] (four of a kind, Nines)
JACKSINHOLE: shows [Js Kh] (a full house, Nines full of Jacks)
Vilica collected 1020 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1020 | Rake 0
Board [Jh 9d 9s 9h 2h]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) showed [Js Kh] and lost with a full house, Nines full of Jacks
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Qd 9c] and won (1020) with four of a kind, Nines

Thanks barn. You are not winning this match now. Very next hand,

PokerStars Game #11806848918: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level II (15/30) - 2007/09/01 - 05:49:29 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1980 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1020 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 15
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 30
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ad Qs]
Vilica: raises 60 to 90
JACKSINHOLE said, "UNLUCKY BUT NH"
JACKSINHOLE: raises 1890 to 1980 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 930 and is all-in
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
*** FLOP *** [9h Th 4c]
*** TURN *** [9h Th 4c] [Ac]
*** RIVER *** [9h Th 4c Ac] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JACKSINHOLE: shows [8h Ah] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
Vilica: shows [Ad Qs] (two pair, Aces and Nines - Queen kicker)
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
Vilica collected 2040 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2040 | Rake 0
Board [9h Th 4c Ac 9c]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) showed [8h Ah] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) showed [Ad Qs] and won (2040) with two pair, Aces and Nines

Thanks retard. Somehow held with the flush draw flop. Blinds go up, I'm still raising every hand, same stacks.

PokerStars Game #11806872641: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/01 - 05:52:52 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (765 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (2235 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 25
Vilica: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Jh Js]
JACKSINHOLE: raises 715 to 765 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 715
*** FLOP *** [9s Ts Kh]
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
JACKSINHOLE said, "LOL"
*** TURN *** [9s Ts Kh] [9c]
*** RIVER *** [9s Ts Kh 9c] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Jh Js] (a straight, Nine to King)
JACKSINHOLE: shows [Jd Qd] (a straight, Nine to King)
Vilica collected 765 from pot
JACKSINHOLE collected 765 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1530 | Rake 0
Board [9s Ts Kh 9c Qh]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) showed [Jd Qd] and won (765) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Jh Js] and won (765) with a straight, Nine to King

Standard flop, ty river. As an aside I did not slowroll, instacalled basically. Now he starts shouting WOW basically every single hand. About 15 hands later,

PokerStars Game #11806888073: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/01 - 05:55:05 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (915 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (2085 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 25
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ac 7d]
Vilica: raises 100 to 150
JACKSINHOLE: raises 765 to 915 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 765
*** FLOP *** [6d 8s 2s]
JACKSINHOLE said, "WOW"
*** TURN *** [6d 8s 2s] [3s]
*** RIVER *** [6d 8s 2s 3s] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
JACKSINHOLE: shows [3c Ah] (two pair, Threes and Deuces)
Vilica: shows [Ac 7d] (a pair of Deuces)
JACKSINHOLE said, "\WOW"
JACKSINHOLE collected 1830 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 1830 | Rake 0
Board [6d 8s 2s 3s 2c]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) showed [3c Ah] and won (1830) with two pair, Threes and Deuces
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) showed [Ac 7d] and lost with a pair of Deuces

Again, instacall. Standard 3 on the turn. Continue back and forth, and since all he knows howto do is shove preflop, not much happens.

PokerStars Game #11806905395: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/01 - 05:57:34 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1930 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1070 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 50
Vilica: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Jh 2s]
JACKSINHOLE: calls 50
Vilica: checks
*** FLOP *** [Jd Qd Kh]
Vilica: checks
JACKSINHOLE: bets 200
Vilica: calls 200
*** TURN *** [Jd Qd Kh] [6c]
Vilica: checks
JACKSINHOLE: checks
*** RIVER *** [Jd Qd Kh 6c] [3s]
Vilica: checks
JACKSINHOLE: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Jh 2s] (a pair of Jacks)
JACKSINHOLE: mucks hand
Vilica collected 600 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 600 | Rake 0
Board [Jd Qd Kh 6c 3s]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) mucked [8c 9d]
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Jh 2s] and won (600) with a pair of Jacks

Calling anything on the river, just felt it. Owned.

PokerStars Game #11806907747: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/01 - 05:57:55 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1630 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1370 in chips)
Vilica: posts small blind 50
JACKSINHOLE: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [As Th]
JACKSINHOLE said, "WTF?"
Vilica: raises 100 to 200
JACKSINHOLE: calls 100
*** FLOP *** [7c 8s Ad]
JACKSINHOLE: checks
Vilica: bets 200
JACKSINHOLE: folds
Vilica collected 400 from pot
Vilica: doesn't show hand
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 400 | Rake 0
Board [7c 8s Ad]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Vilica (button) (small blind) collected (400)

Chipping up.



PokerStars Game #11806909169: Tournament #59920052, $22+$1 Hold'em No Limit - Match Round I, Level IV (50/100) - 2007/09/01 - 05:58:07 (ET)
Table '59920052 1' 2-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (1430 in chips)
Seat 2: Vilica (1570 in chips)
JACKSINHOLE: posts small blind 50
Vilica: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Vilica [Ad Kc]
JACKSINHOLE said, "YOU CALLED WITH BOTTOM PAIR?"
JACKSINHOLE: raises 1330 to 1430 and is all-in
Vilica: calls 1330
*** FLOP *** [8s Tc 5c]
JACKSINHOLE said, "NH"
*** TURN *** [8s Tc 5c] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [8s Tc 5c Qd] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Vilica: shows [Ad Kc] (high card Ace)
JACKSINHOLE: shows [Jd Kd] (high card King)
JACKSINHOLE is sitting out
Vilica collected 2860 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 2860 | Rake 0
Board [8s Tc 5c Qd 7s]
Seat 1: JACKSINHOLE (button) (small blind) showed [Jd Kd] and lost with high card King
Seat 2: Vilica (big blind) showed [Ad Kc] and won (2860) with high card Ace

Most satisfying 20 bucks I'll probably ever win. Die slowrollers and rot.

[/ QUOTE ]

If I read that, my brain would hurt

Use a hand converter, pls.
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Old 09-01-2007, 06:52 AM
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I don't know whats more retarded, OP, or the fact that I read OP. I really just want to shoot OP right now, never been so mad over an OP. Absolutely Ridiculous.

OP, what the F was the point of this, where the F is there any slowrolling. You deserve to die.
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:18 AM
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im tired and read way to much this thread..
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:25 AM
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i liked it
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Old 09-01-2007, 07:32 AM
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[x] not a bad attempt at a thread.
[x] hate 4 op
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[ ] lesbians
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Old 09-01-2007, 09:22 AM
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[x] not a bad attempt at a thread.
[x] hate 4 op
[ ] chawklit rain
[x] lesbians

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Old 09-01-2007, 09:37 AM
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