*OFFICIAL* Sexytime Containment Thread

[Georgia Avenue]

F DIDS

[Poofler]

F U. You can't contain my sexytime, cockblocker.

[Suigin406]

too bad i haven't had sexytime in 3 months [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img], nothing to contain here

[RunyonAve]

GA's sexytime cannot be contained... DUCY???

[Georgia Avenue]

Now that that's over with... I have a date with a really cute looking funny talkative african american woman that I've been chatting with on Match.com.


A small pic:


Now that myspace is officially scary, match seems like the best way to easily meet chicks.

I sent out a bunch of messages but have only heard back from one chick who winked at me first...

Maybe my profile looks wrong...if anyone has had experience using match to pick up chicks PM me so you can check out my steez.

[Georgia Avenue]

Here's the complete convo of me and this 31 yr old woman who winked at me... She said in her profile she was a v unpredictable conversationalist, so

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How unpredictable a conversationalist are you really? I'm imagining something like this:

Me: Hi how's it going, how about that weather outside?
You: I do NOT have to dance the Macarena!
Me: OK...well, what's wrong with the Macerena?
You: Exploding Fish Fortress! I like turtles!

Let's talk about the word "quirky." I find it condescending, don't you? I prefer the term: non-linear. Non-linear Americans Unite!

--GA

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I think I'm overthinking my cold emails...just a single comment should do it, right?
1 week later:

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Hey Peter...

Sorry for the late reply! But thanks for the analogy to the macarena. Perhaps we should add the running man as well? Fond memories of that one! =)

Anyway, I noticed your profile. Intriguing to say the least. First and foremost though is the prominent attention paid to the movie Operation Dumbo Drop. But perhaps more attention should be paid to the reasons for actually having watched it. Or watching more than 5 minutes of it. But perhaps she dare not offend in an initial email! ;-)

Also, are you really into old trashy old movies? I'm a big fan of camp, I must confess. If a movie could be trashy and campy at the same time, that would rock! And a dash of film noir on the side? I'm in!

P.S. I actually like the word quirky. It tends to mean something different depending on who you ask. I say, quirky-lovers, come hither!

Cheers!
XXX


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How to proceed?
I think I'm going with: small joke, then ask for number to continue convo rather than more flirting bs.

[RunyonAve]

Why do you use internet dating sites instead of conventional methods of just being socially active?

[Georgia Avenue]

Because why not? It gets boring meeting chicks in clubs and getting digits/taking them home and finding out they are dumb. I like going on dates and eating food with chicks and stuff if they are smart/funny. Plus I'd like to date some women who are adults rather than 24 yr olds with daddy issues.

Not that I'm gonna stop going to bars and trying to SIIAP.

[RunyonAve]

I'm sad by your view... Isn't the point of dating just to get with dumb chicks and bang the crap out of them? You don't need to go on dates to get conversation with smart/funny people... thats what your guy friends are for. You shouldn't care about their issues with daddy as long as your hitting it...

You sound like you're trying to find someone to settle down with but you're too young to do it. DON"T LET ME LOOSE YOU GA!

[Chump Change]

[ QUOTE ]
How unpredictable a conversationalist are you really? I'm imagining something like this:

Me: Hi how's it going, how about that weather outside?
You: I do NOT have to dance the Macarena!
Me: OK...well, what's wrong with the Macerena?
You: Exploding Fish Fortress! I like turtles!

Let's talk about the word "quirky." I find it condescending, don't you? I prefer the term: non-linear. Non-linear Americans Unite!

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I came.


Plus, I have no experience with MATCH but let me check out the steez anyhow.