santa / little girls

[ebepse]

hypothetical situation-

you are a santa and are taking pictures for christmas

a 12 year old girl sits on your lap and for one reason or another you get a boner

can you get in trouble for this? besides maybe just being fired as a santa



also heres another thing i just thought of

if I was furiously masturbating in a hotel room with my door slightly open then a 12 y.o girl walked in and I turned around and jizzed all over her face "by accident" could I get in trouble?

[Limesparks]

can you get in trouble for getting a boner while reading a thread about santa getting a boner

[Conspire]

Just keep a giant candy cane in your pocket, that way if this happens u can just whip it out and say ooops. Then of course hand the candy cane to the girl. She walks off happy with her treat and u happily get away with getting a boner.

[ebepse]

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Just keep a giant candy cane in your pocket, that way if this happens u can just whip it out and say ooops. Then of course hand the candy cane to the girl. She walks off happy with her treat and u happily get away with getting a boner.

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yeah i guess this would work. with younger girls i suppose they wouldnt know whats going on or not say anything. if so and they say something like whats poking me? then the candy cane line could be used.

[Quanah Parker]

Sometimes Santa can't elf himself.

[RoundGuy]

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Just keep a giant candy cane in your pocket, that way if this happens u can just whip it out and say ooops. Then of course hand the candy cane to the girl. She walks off happy with her treat and u happily get away with getting a boner.

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You have given this far, far too much thought, conspire....

[flipdeadshot22]

Furious rub-out session before dressing up should help avoid such a situation; but if it DOES happen anyway, I doubt the kid knows wtf is going on

[4_2_it]

You can't get into legal trouble; however, just be prepared to eat from a feeding tube for the next 6 weeks after her dad notices your little soldier saluting his daughter.

[TinderWall]

So...did this happen recently or something?

[Conspire]

U should of saved this thread for december.