Most quotable movie is....

[ghostface]

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hands down, Monty Python and the Holy Grail
the coconut scene is one of the greatest scenes ever

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i never read the OP but this is spot on

how does a 4oz bird carry a 1 pound coconut?

[The Mayo]

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Major League FTW, IMO

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I look like a banker.

[prohornblower]

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Major League FTW, IMO

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I look like a banker.

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"You want me to drag him out back, kick the sh*t out of him?"

"Get him a uniform."

"Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"

"Gi'm the heater, Ricky."

"What do you mean, 'too high'?"..."Who gives a sh*t, it's gone."

[chris216]

It's gotta be Apocalypse Now. Lt. Col. Kilgore is such a badass. Everything he says is gold.

[I_AM_EVIL]

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Major League FTW, IMO

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I look like a banker.

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"You want me to drag him out back, kick the sh*t out of him?"

"Get him a uniform."

"Yo, bartender, Jobu needs a refill!"

"Gi'm the heater, Ricky."

"What do you mean, 'too high'?"..."Who gives a sh*t, it's gone."

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You left out one of the best.

"Suck my dick"



How about Stripes?

"You're a lean mean fighting machine"
"The doctor said I swallowed a lot of aggression, along with a lot of pizzas"
"I wanna party with you cowboy"

[casey_brick]

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grunching, but I'll be real pissed if no one's said Blazing Saddles yet.

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What in the Wide Wide World of Sports is goin on here?

[casey_brick]

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How about Stripes?

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"Where is your Drill Sergeant soldier?"
"Blowed up, Sir"

"Why did the chicken cross the road
To get to the other side
He stepped outa rank got hit by a tank
He ain't a chicken no more"

[DocForbin]

Now, are either of you homosexuals?

You mean like flaming? Or part time?

Well, it's a question we have to ask of all our new recruits.

No, we're not homosexual, but we are willing to learn.

[JJBuffone]

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caddyshack

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[Carolina Pirate]

Animal House....

I love when they are at the club and the black guy says:

Do you mind if we dance with your dates?

and then there's this:
Pinto: Before we go any further, there's something I have to tell you. I lied to you. I've never done this before.
Clorette De Pasto: You've never made out with a girl before?
Pinto: No. No, I mean, I've never done what I think we're gonna do. I sort of did once, but i was...
Clorette De Pasto: That's okay, Larry. Neither have I. And besides, I lied to you, too.
Pinto: Oh, yeah? What about?
Clorette De Pasto: I'm only 13.

and who could ever forget:

TOGA! TOGA!